I'm feeling extremely suicidal...

I'm feeling extremely suicidal. My plan so far is to slit my wrists in the tub to avoid a mess for the people who find me.

AMA

Lay face down in a puddle

That sounds pretty mess desu.

Another one of these, eh? Why you wanna die?

Just take a shitload of meds it's way easier

Do a flip.

I heard that method hurts a lot.
Are you gonna do anything to combat the pain?
Or do you just not care?

Flipping off a building is an instant death so you should look into it.

He'll care a few minutes in when he realises what an impractical and long-ass method of suicide it is. Source: Me, tried it once like a drunk faggot.

Do some deep diving using an AIR tank.

Just shoot yourself in the cerebellum it kills instantly

No future, no game, no girl, no motivation to improve my life anymore.

what meds and how much

I'll do a barrel roll instead

I have nothing to combat the pain. I've been cutting and manning up

you're still here. i'd like to hear what happened

OP don't kill yourself. Work out. Smoke some weed. Play video games. Get a pet. Idk, something. Fact is repeating I wanna die in your head every second is the reason you want to.

Get off your ass and do something.

If you must die here:

1: Acquire gun
2: Take a bunch of pain meds.
3: Go to largest building in your city.
4: Shoot yourself in head while standing backwards so the recoil launches body off of building.

That way if you fuck up the head shooting you will fall and die. Looks cool too. Pain meds mean less pain in case of fuck up.

GAME OVER!

swallow razor blades

Do the classic and hang yourself to a ceiling fan

Don't be a fucking idiot. You're depressed go to your doctor and get help, I did

Are your feelings pic related?

>work out
i'm skinny as fuck but fit as hell, little muscle mass

>smoke weed
fuck that

>video games
lost my interest

>get a pet
can't take care of an animal when i sleep 16 hours a day

Currently in therapy, it's only getting worse.

>you're still here. i'd like to hear what happened

ok

>Be me
>Mentally ill 28 year old
>Spent all of 20's as a degenerate drug addict
>Decided I couldnt stand it any more, quit drugs.
>Had zero friends left
>Started self harming out of boredom and self hatred
>Get in touch with literally love of my life, things didnt work out for us blah blah
>Go for drinks
>She's married now
>Get too drunk and tell her about my drug/mental issues
>Try to kiss her
>She pushes me away, shakes her head, and just says 'What the hell happened to you?'
>She leaves, I drink shit loads of whiskey shots
>Keep falling over like a dumbass, cut face and elbows
>Step-dad has to pick me up, feel embarressed beyond belief
>Get home
>Want to die
>Cut wrists
>Agony
>Bleed a lot but I cant keep doing it
>Pass out
>Wake up covered in blood
>Now have to live rest of life with emo fag scars.

OP confirmed for attention whore faggot.

Probably hasn't smoked weed in his life. OP you wanna die but you won't try some minor drugs first? Nigga are you serious?

>you wanna die but you won't try some minor drugs first?
This. Fuck man just do everything you can get your hands on. Go out with a bang.

Get a potato peeler and peel yourself

do a backflip

how are you doing now?

not interested in getting it. dont want to contrive my life even more with drugs. i want to out clean with a little dignity, if that makes sense.

I have scars all over my arms and for the rest of my life will have to deal with everyone I meet knowing what an emo bitch I was. So...not doing too great.

cut your arms off

K brb might be hard to greentext what happens tho.

Post pics if you can

probably to much of an emo to do it now.

>do you wanna know how i got these scars
then proceed with become emo joker user