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Prime British TV slags

OI GUVNOR WILL YOU SHAG MY FANNY???

Is this Sup Forums? Really? I kind of want it to be Sup Forums but I'm not sure it is. Someone post some soapfus to make it officially television related.

who the fuck cares, let the janny who does it for free worry about what is right and wrong

You will never get to fap to prime Martine McCutcheon again.

>Someone post some soapfus to make it officially television related.

The first time I ever heard the term "butterface" was when kids in art class were talking about her.

Objectively speaking
Geordie shore slags > Jersey Shore Slags

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Made in Chelsea has the best girls tbcaphwyaeeitt

Is Kelly Brooke the most successful British tv slag ever. (lad magzine, covers, tv show, managed to america)

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Best thing she's ever worn, unless she got that black latex minidress I sent to her and tried it on.

Probably Jordan is.

pretty much
with good reason desu

sleeeeeg

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>4
>3
>2
>5
>1 if i have nothing else to do

Mel C was always the hot one, it just took many years for her to stop hiding it.

She's fucking lovely too. Met her once, got my copy of Northern Star signed. She's cool.

>not referring to them as their spice name

JUST

TWO WEEKS

>Mel C was always the hot one

What the fuck am I reading. She looks like Sonia off Eastenders.

What happened to Gail Porter might be one of the biggest tragedy's of the 20th century when it comes to flapping.

Mel B and Posh were the only hot ones.
The 2nd one looks like she smells like piss, the 4th like she's fat, and the 5th like a pre-op tranny.

Corrie has some great slags

this show is terrible, but muh dick...

that's Gail Porter and she was a kid's TV presenter who got fired by the BBC for doing this kind of thing so it's technically on-topic.

OY OYYYY SONIIAAAAAA

WHERE'S YER TRUMPEEEEEET?

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Sporty did actually clean up really well, plus she had the only good solo album.

Babestation is technically television

Musically Best spice girls solo album - Sporty
Visually - Mel B

Mel C probably aged the best. Having said that, they all aged pretty well. None of them went full JUST. Maybe Victoria, but she's always been a bit stupid looking.

>TV
Hasn't she got American citizenship now anyway?

man, so many wanks over this one

Not Brit TV but she counts.

>tfw checked for Posh pics

Other than her, some of them look better now tbqh

In terms of overall presentation and set design
Meet the Babes > BSX > Babestation

>several kids all with different fathers, one of whom is blind, autistic, retarded, fat and black
>successful

I don't think success is defined by how many of your kids are autistic

lucky for your parents

the redhead or the blonde did full frontal nude pics at like 18

they're amazing

shut up poofter

upvoted

>Get me away from these turds, my shoes cost more then their homes
>I'm hot now
>Probably doing clips4sale fetish videos for money
>Literally who
>I have a career, and I all I had to do was sign a contract promising Simon Cowell a minimum of 10 handjobs per day

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Literally who?

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Not posting prime Geri......Shame

Pathetic samefag, overall embarassing for you lad. Now take your weak banter back to that other site where it belongs and don't come back until you learn to bant.

*Puts cigarette out on your forehead*

>smoking cigarettes in the current year

Sorry no I banter for a living and can confirm that is solid 8 bants and not samefag either
Source: I voted leave

Nah he did wreck you though. Just let it go

>Probably doing clips4sale fetish videos for money

She's doing ok, user.

lmao

She's doing something alright

>samefag
Nice try.

>all these easy (You)s
>wasn't even that poster

>DUDE I'M FUCKING BALD LMAO

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I was the poster but I admired your gumption so I let it happen

Nice edit, fag.

Might as well post all of them lad

>you will never live in Hollyoaks

>I get to be Irene

easily the best soapslag right here

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weird fucking face tho
Also no hips or ass, the most fun bits

What's life like with the fag disease?

wat

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Primest british slag.

Such a massive tragedy. She was top-notch fap material then Dan Hipgrave made her go bald with his poisoned cock. That bastard.