Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Claimu!
R8 my 3d gf /waifu/
2/10
Rate mine
That's mine!
My place is with Nui! As her husband! Which, lucky enough, is exactly what I am.
And alluding to an event is not the same thing as giving details of it!
(no, it's an actual cheesecake for thanksgiving, they take forever and a half to make)
Ohaio all
1/10 unless you're a furry
This one came up first I guess.
Roly poly / 10
Dangerously furry / 10
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DOGS SURE ARE TASTEY
Lol that's a dog
so many this time
You're all retarded.
Especially you.
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
Aw thank you senpai
Of course as i would imagine. Any preference the both of you agree on?
HA THAT'S FUNNY CAUSE YOU'RE ASIAN
I deleted mine as soon as I got back to thread.
You lie as always, it's what you do.
And sure, maybe, but it's not something that should be done!
(Oh, well good luck then)
CHING CHONG PING LING
we both like small short qts tbh. I personally prefer redheads. she doesn't care about hair but wants nice tits as do I.
also if the other girl is down i will do a chaturbate show when it goes down. same
>ryukos are tasty
Claimu.
Chitoge Claimed
Same, after I found out that Tali made one too
Almost had my moment of stardom.
Dude you're obviously a fat virgin who wishes this was his gf desperately.
Pls delet ur Sup Forums account
kthnxbai
l00d
HEY LOOK A TASTY MEAL
I had mine when I was faster than Kyouko.
What account?
I'll get it one of these days.
ur forchan one
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I have not lied once!
And I see no reason not to hint at things we do, it's not like Nui's super shy and embarrasable.
But cheesecake only has like a minute left, so I'm off for fun things.
What's a doorcan?
Thats pretty funky though. Its got a nice beat.
Just gotta be prepared.
Wats a forechun acunt?
I see, well I'm sure you guys will have a lot of fun
>mfw I'm a no life with now gf let alone a wife
WHALE IS PRETTY GOOD TOO
Portchan? Idk
Idk what a fortkun is?
braixen is my waifu
>best kind of posts
i've had mine before but it was at 2am
nice feet
you should come hang with us. if anything we could london bridge my wife if not find you your own girl.
Kek.
Still no English translation for that game?
It's the Wii menu theme mixed with "its the nutshack" and gaijin goomba.
That was also a lie!
Sure, but you behave like you don't see her for what she truly is!
>Oh, farewell then.
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A goretun?
Das lewd yo. You horny devil.
Still funky.
>London bridge my wife
>london bridge
Its called spitroasting
Having sex with a guy is pretty ghey
A loremun?
I think the Nutshack theme went in well with it
Ohaio
>Ao Oni has an anime
Why was I not informed sooner?
>Rory-sama
Nope, I'm going to have to learn Japanese.
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Isn't that the game that has a blue demon guy and he says "its raping time"
A puredon?
Yeah. Apparently has more story to it.
And thats Pewdiepies playthrough.
>spit roasting
>london bridge
>eiffel tower
all the same, and it's only gay if the balls touch
Possibly. I have been talking to a few co-workers but I'm not too sure yet
What are you dumb? Of course no one would lie in the internet, everything here is 100% factually accurate
>iincluding the part about my sad lonely life
>spitroasting your hand
WHAT'RE YOU
FUCKING GAY?!
>Eiffel tower
I thought that was a kind of high five
You're having sex with another man.
Fucking faggot :^)
A norman?
Is the game good, though? Haven't seen much on it.
>Nice memeposts
Hello
:)
your from like the netherlands right? I'm bad with remembering minute details
you are like the king of half right statements and it's entertaining
>eiffel tower is where you high five your bro over the girl you are eiffel towering
I am not. I am having sex while another man also has sex. by your logic every man is a faggot.
heyo yuuko how's life been today?
Who knows, I want it regardless.
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clmd
How are you? Did you have a good day?
Faces of Waifu
No where near it. That's alright though i don't mention it offten,
I'm from Michigan
looks like a cutie but is she a vampire?
Kind of
You?
A borelan?
:^)
Nope
Wow. A Pleiades claim. Thats new.
Entoma is a cute.
Wheres my face you faggot
still a plane ride away from SoCal but if things continue to work the way they have been lately I could fly you out here...i feel like we may have had this convo before...maybe it was yukki tho
claimed.
Tried to watch that guy's playthrough, but I can't stand shitty game commentators.
>Nobody has paid someone to translate it yet
What kind of world do we live in?
Hey there!
I've been pretty okay, you?
Pretty good.
Do anything cool?
Snek
hello snek.
aww well what is she?
feel like life may be going great for once tbh. everything is just kinda falling into place.
She a nest of bugs
All I did was play guitar
like oogey boogey?
No we have not.
Our convos mostly consisted of you complementing me and me telling you to stop
>bellyposting
Keep em coming
Yeah your doing it with someone who is male. Thats pretty gay.
Also I'm just messing with you. I know how much you love your RealDoll and want to share the experience :^)
>tfw 100 km long body pillow
A taliban?
Yep
That's pretty cool, I personally could spend a day playing around with a bass and my DX7 keyboard. Learn any songs? Write any?
Oh, rad. That's good to hear!
Anything specifically change to make it better?
true that but it has been justified tbf. like i said it was probably with yuuki
i'm not doing anything with said male though.
also I mean if that helps you sleep at night you can believe the lie
neat..but possibly messy
I mainly just practiced stuff I already know
What kind of bass do you have?
>belly?
A popotan?
Only messy when she eats
QOTT: favorite song?
General rule of MFM threesomes you have to help the other guy get hard.
Remember to clean her out! The semen will dry and destroy the RealDoll
Is tuka ur waifu oWo
my frend rory hates tuka for some reason
>lewd
would sex kinda be like with a moving bean bag chair?
wife is seeking girls for us to have 3somes with. money is coming in steady. general good things are happening
that is no where in the general rule book. also we aren't dealing with a realdoll so that is irrelevant :^)
>trips
Most likely.
I don't have one, there are too many songs to choose from
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>wife
>not being a virgin
Fucking heretic.
Just a Gretsch G2220 Electromatic.
Got it when I was I was a freshman in highschool never had the money or will to upgrade, still fits me.
don't be that guy...
:o
wives are for fucking m8
>near trips
hell if things keep going the way they are going i'll arrange a /waifu/ party and every one will be invited.
It might be because Tuka a complete turbo shit.
Not really. Theres nothing to hold the bugs in.
The Ao Oni animation is fucking great.
Nice
Gretsch makes pretty good guitars
It depends
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you fucked up ya dingus :o
listen to better hip hop
Oh boy i can't wait. Everyone on /waifu/ at one party
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so it'd be literally sex with a pile of bugs without a container?
all it takes is a little work and success. the work part I'm putting in. the success depends on luck so we will see.
i dont see what is bad aboyt her
stop bulli her i am tell mom
There's a couple of underage on /waifu/.
Also thats pretty gay/cuckworthy mane
wow fukin weebaboo fagets lok at my expensiv care
pic relat is mi care and i
Meeting all the other waifu's would be nice.
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