Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Posting in this one as the backup I guess

So are we claiming in this thread, the fake thread or neither?

This one

Ok


Claim

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hi

I remember when i used to live in a little Lamborghini lying on a 15 year old cunt across a cow
When I had only 47 Lamborghinis in my Lamborghini account and only 47 bank accounts in my bank account account
Bookshelf

Hey

カラミチーマス

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Hello

Yo

ONLY 47 SYNDRAS IN MY TEA ACCOUNT

Welp. The hidden thread is working.

Howdy
>how's it going

Boring people.

Slightly less boring hate magnet

ONLY 47 CHENS IN MY BAD SHITPOSTER ACCOUNT

ONLY 47 SHRIMPS IN MY BARBIE ACCOUNT, MATE

>sligthy

I am art in bones and meat.

G’day mate
>I don't know, alright i guess

ONLY 58 DOGS IN MY WOK ACCOUNT

Heh. You're just better than the spammers but not as good as the guy who typed up the 4 parter.

>Rory-sama

ONLY 47 SHEEPS IN MY SHAGGING ACCOUNT

I'm not even shitposting.
And I've been here for a long time.
Insulting people is not shitposting.
But making a discord on your own to use it as your safespace and talk about real life stuff, when all your life only goes in a circle around this thread/discord and other stuff that happens on Sup Forums? That's fucking sad, man.
Filling the brain with useless information that will never help you in your future is inane.

YEAH JUST BOUGHT 7 NEW BARBIES TO COOK MY 2000 SHRIMP I JUST BOUGHT ON
CHEN IS A PRETTY GOOD GUY

Shit posters killed Waifu kek

lol
homura looks like a faggot in that pic

ONLY 36 RICE IN MY SINGLE CHILD ACCOUNT
Oh Im perfectly aware. I tend to be an asshole or just ignore the discords. And you know full well that I live my life outside these just fine.

Claiming Yuuko Aioi.

OH NO THE DINGO JUST STOLE MY BABY

OH SHIT WE HAVE TO WING THE WONGS AGAIN. EVERY TIME WE WING WE GET THE WONG NUMBER.

claiming

Just fine?
How happy are you with the same, tedious routine of yours?
Work, drink, Sup Forums.
It doesn't look that fine, if you ask me.
I mean, it might be, from someone's perspective who is content with a life that only stagnates

what has Sup Forums become... this is borderline-Second Life shit

The Best

Worst*

Im planning on moving out before my birthday next year. I have outings on my weekends off. Planning a short road trip when Im on paud leave. Get together with friends every 2 weeks. Spending more time with the family. Cutting out all drinking but the nightcaps. Planning on taking up an IT job and finishing up in cooking.
I dont share a lot with the threads for a reason.

Is okay, Rory, I won't leak your number as I did to Miho.

Still a nice user tbh fam

Best type moon claimed.

Ive already given out my name to one of the discords. And Im okay with my face posted.
What was your poison this week? WoW/s or Kantai?

KanColle event and Rainbow six siege.

Ah. I didnt know about the rainbow 6.

Yeah I picked it up after the free weekend ended.

Claiming most perfect

You are my new hero
Please teach me your ways master

hows that?

Ah. Worth the price?
[X] Doubt

here

you are my hero.
Im off to sleep c u l8r everyone.

Ohayou

I don't know it has a few flaws, notably really shitty matchmaking and meh netcode, also the bussiness model and dlc plan is a bit iffy.

I'd say get it on sale but not for full price.

ok? night

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How are ya?

Awake. I don't feel very refreshed though
What are you up to?

Dubs and I crash this ship

So close

Do you really have autism?

she dead bro, u into necro shit or sum'?

Whimmy whim wham wazzle!

I'm socially autistic, if that counts

well i wouldnt want that

Are you a girl irl?

"leaked"
Wasn't it on /o/? It's still on the archive and that doesn't seem like you to me. Unless you're interested in buying his cars.

I've been awake since 3 am, so I decided my best course of action was to grind endlessly on stuff I will need later.

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You seem fine now, though.

Lurk m0ar.

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What are you grinding out?

Dokkan Battle. Getting some stuff to transcend people.

Never heard of it

Basically

>Game about Dragon Ball Z
>Summon units from the anime, manga, or games
>Go through story mode or do events
>Salt salt and salt
It's still fun, you can get a good idea of the story through the gameplay

So you essentially power Goku up for like, 6 days before each fight?
>speakers need to be on

youtube.com/watch?v=MIvLXH_cf0s

The ambiance is nice.

youtube.com/watch?v=DleJqsPWUek

It is quite nice.
>see thumbnail
>really hope it's not vaporwave
>it's vaporwave

Well, it's not that vaporwave-y. At least it isn't just an obviously slowed down song from the 80s.

Exaggerative, but the really hard events can take an upward of thirty minutes to complete. The actual quest mode shouldn't take ten minutes each mission.
>no, there's absolutely no sound clips of prolonged screaming

It's about 4 AM here.
Goodnight, guys.

So it's like a phone game time waster type deal?
>but the meems Jason, what do they mean?
GN okuYu

Goodnight.

A waste of time, and to make you salty if you have bad RNG.
>this game is sometimes a meme

So I'd be saltier than the dead sea?
>THE MEEMS JASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN

Sometimes yes, sometimes no. Just depends how you feel about not summoning anything good ten to twenty times over

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Dang it

When it comes to RNG, all I do is lose lose lose no matter what
Close

And I have now broken FFXs main minigame.

THEN PREPARE TO MAKE A SALT MINE IN THE BLACK SEA, BECAUSE THAT'S THE CLOSEST THING TI COMPARE TO YOUR SALT IF YOU PLAY THIS GAME

rip

Morning

Definitely not going to play it then
Ohayou

Hola

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