Rate my new watch you pieces of shit

rate my new watch you pieces of shit

Other urls found in this thread:

gofundme
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

youre fat

this thrad again coul

Its cool OP, Looks very fancy. Does it monitor you diabetes too you fat lard?

you should watch your weight

why did they put a watch on a walrus?

If dubs eat the watch you fat cunt

iwatch!!!

How many calories did you burn today?

Lol who puts a watch on a liver sausage?

obvious bait

What's wrong with your hand and arm??

Its bait but I keked hard

The folds in your fingers thou!!

i think she is fucking hot...

i chuckled

Oink oink you chubby bitch

Pig paw

this

...

lol

I estimate about 200 calories.
She had to lift both arms for that photo.
That must have been one helluva workout, mang.

I think that's called a 'harm',
As in a 'cankle' -
Fat chicks have cankles - no clear boundary between calf and ankle.

>sensible_chuckle.gif
Fetch us a cup of tea Errol

*your

>Chubby

ugh lose some weight u fat fuck

No.
You're fat
You are fat

Your fat implies possession, Speaking directly about his/her fat, which is not the context here.

>4969▶
>
its your, can you please stop? its making you look silly

Eat shit and die cunt stain.

its your

unless you have any sort of solid proof it isnt then you should leave

its people like you that show the world untrue information that make me sick

the correct version is your

If that watch catches fire you will have a problem puting the oncoming lard fire out, and you will burn for a long time.

i can be both for fuck sakes.
youre - you are fat. yes he is.
your fat - yes it is his fat.
quit being fucking retarded.

>Why am i so heavy?

You're fat (You are fat)

Your layers of fat make you heavy

Clearly the context of 'You're fat' is 'You are fat', Saying 'your fat {full stop}' makes no fucking sense unless the speaker was murdered half way through typing and fell on his enter key.

>proof it isn't
Isn't there atheist troll thread you should be lurking?

fatass

you're fat

where is your thumb?

i am calling your parents!

what is that, a 42" ?

...

...

this is so fucking old gtfo asshole

Which iPad is that?

Why would you care what your watch looks like... No one is gonna look at your hand and go "boy thats a nice watch. Your fat fucking hand looks like seal flappers.. Fucking disgusting.

Didn't know whales could wear watches

very original.

can you even turn it on?

I love to see the Apple logo.

...

Apples are too healthy, that's gotta be a Pi

fagit. It's the braand new MBP Air

That's the new 12-inch iPad Pro. It's kind of nice isn't it?

...

I cant tell where your arm ends and hand begins

Does it report to the ambulance service when you're having an arrhyitmia?

I wondered where my wall clock and belt went. Give me them back you jelly bastard.

...

Kekked so hard

You need to loose weight pice of shit /mac user

That man is dying of cancer... Fun fact.

Donate to save him at gofundme com/2tm9tqk

Your hand hase more chins than a Chinese phone book

...

...

...

Oyvey

Either this is bait or you are stupid. You're as in you are. Your as in possession i.e. Your mum sucked me off. I bet you're mad that I played with your lil sister as well

Congratulations
You're getting the hang of it

does no one else notice that he doesn't have a thumb