You're travelling back in time, back to the year 0 AD

You're travelling back in time, back to the year 0 AD.

You can take with you one cargo container of stuff, and have $10,000 to fill it with whatever you want.

What do you take?

dildos

Do I stay there or will i be just visiting? Do I learn the local language? Will I appear in a town or middle of nowhere? Does the causality change if I do something? Details, man!

AR15 and ammo. Shoot me some classic model negros and jews

The plague to wipe out Australian Aboriginals.
Maybe Africa if I'm lucky.
Also a polaroid camera and an airtight container to store the photos in to bamboozle some archeologists.

1. It's a One-way trip, terminator style.
2. You can take with you as many books on the language as you want (i'll add the caveat that you can choose where on earth you'll be dropped off, so you won't be stuck in american wilderness)

3. Refer to 2

4. A new timeline splits off from the moment you arrive. Your parents may never exist, but you will, no Back to the future nonsense here.

books

nah dude, AA-12, whats not to love about a full auto shotgun.

Gold, Guns and Ammo.

Throw in a science textbook too.

I take a bunch of ancient writtings, artifacts, weapons and stuff.

I get some old timey drugs and whatever got you high back then.

I would bring back all the dead sea scrolls.

I would bring back a bunch of shit.

Also I would bring back some historical martial arts stuff to teach people

Tons of religious writings.

Bring back food.

Bring back a fucking roman's head. Fuck romans.

Shot gun would actually be great, assuming you know how to make gunpowder, it would be fairly easy to craft your own ammo once you run out.

2 Silenced Handguns with Spare Parts and Ammo, 1 trainquilizer gun, lots of canned food ,a bbq with lots of bhutane gas and bottled water. Gon b gud.

mate just take some fucking petrol, that'll deal with the fuckin abbos

It's terminator style. Once you're there, you're stuck there.

Tobacco plants.

Get those peasants addicted. Rake in the sweet denarii

Going to China with guns, ammo and a bunch of instructional books on how to make stuff.

Become the Emperor and be the best Emperor because I revolutised everything.

- survival books, all of them
- heroin (sell to them -> profit?)
- enough first-aid kits
- those water filters which make pee drinkable
- antibiotics
- books over all major crafts and skills

a basic computer and the fill the rest with hard drives and download all the good parts of the internet like tech specs, physics and mathematics I will go down in history as a god or i will be burned at the stake

yeah and gunz and a fuckton ammo of course

one of those tents with a stove, lots of fishinggear, bow and arrows, fleshlight, dildo, porn, axe, knife, rope, cooking-gear, guitar, flint and steel, bed and that, saw and a few books

Are you me? I was coming here to post 10,000 1$ dildos or 10 1,000$ dildos

low quality bait

take a flame thrower and convince the sandniggers you're god, not even a long term thing, just fuck the sandniggers

Pieces of an elephant and my toaster (without power plug)

Can the container hold only 1 type of item?

If so I would fill the thing with cheap bic lighters. Sell them off in medieval europe for mad profit.

10 AR-15's, 2 50-cal Barretts and the rest of the container filled with surplus military ammunition

You'll live like a god, striking down at a distance anyone who crosses you.

as much mining equipment as is affordable, plus a couple pistols+ammo, a reliable assault rifle+ammo, a large general toolkit, and books on technology in general
You guys have the wrong idea man, go back two thousand years theres some massive empires a gathering and they're all quite easily displaced with what we now consider to be super low tech

a laptop, solar panels and hotpockets, and a full D&D set.

I'd wow them all with pictures of my waifu.

As many copies as possible of every history book, record book, and religious text

Then watch the world implode

It can have as many different items as you want, as long as he total cost is

an actual trash-bag of coke, just get stupid fucked up.

H.I.V. and $10,000 in gold to go whoring around with

Books on natural and medical sciences, basic university level. Survival guide, books how to make the most influential things in human history like gunpowder and steam engine.Finally, a book about the local language and customs.

For personal defense a pistol, rifle and a good sword. Also some armour. Home security system to be installed into my house.

To power the electrical systems solar panels with battery backup. Also a couple of tablets and laptops containing the same content as the books. Plenty of spare cables.

Commonly used tools like shovel and axe with maintenance gear. Spare nails and whatever.

Finally some preserved food for myself. Salt and spices for sale.

With multiple weapons, you'd run the risk of a close ally in your new empire deciding he'd like the emperor's throne for himself.

A time machine that can fin in a sea crate

>10000 to fill it.
>2 .50 cal barrets.

You are now stuck with 1 barret and no ammo.

Oh shucks, you've got me.

Container is built to automatically rape your ass if you try that kind of loophole fuckery.

Dildos come out of every corner, it's kind of amazing to see really.

Communism and lots of weapons. By 30 years I'll be the world leader. And end all religion and disputes.

All women can be owned for free. Labeled sex slaves and birth cows.

Men should work 20h a day.

You don't hand them out - those are spares in case of wear/malfunction. 2 ARs and a Barrett at your side at all times. Against dark-age technology you'll fuck up their worlds

Upon reflection I guess I could have included a couple of Glocks for close encounters and some decent body armour for the arrows and spears. Never tell them how to load a mag or take off a safety. Never. Not even for the virginityof their daughters and all of their gold and land (which you'll take anyway)

Since this is one of the more reasonable answers.

I wonder if a mechanical lathe would be a good choice too, you can make nearly everything under the sun with a lathe and some skill.

a big bag of flux might be good too, for steel smelting.

You only have $10000 user. A Barret alone costs that much.

Just the AR's then

200 children
Transport them to an island
Profit

What exactly are you gonna do to these children user.

But you could take precautions to preserve what you found for future historians to find in good shape

Also, $50 a child? That's a steal!

Then I would add a handgun and ammo to protect my lighters and a couple of survival/first aid handbooks.

You can probably sell them for huge cash to the wealthy. I'd live like a god.

obviously, i would buy $10,000 of lunchables and tease the entire population with them.

Yep, but most archaeology involves a lot of digging. You'd have to find a way to preserve it AND make it easily find-able in the future. Not to mention the fact that there's plenty of ancient thieves who'd like to sell off your artifacts.

I'm not saying your stuff would automatically be safe, but sure can be made safe enough with today's knowledge.

Learn Magic and Illusion tricks. fill container with tonnes of tricks. Travel back to judea, take Jesus' place and convince the peasants to worship me instead.

Make a new chrisitanity, with blackjack and hookers.

i ll create a secret group that willl recruit and train waiting for the year 600 to destroy the vicious cancer that appeared that time and that will be called islam

>Some cheap guns but effective
>shit tons of ammo
>Protective clothes/vests
>Shit tons of books dealing with modern day medicine, science, physics, etc.

>Wherever I get dropped off I bring that nation to the peak of human civilization thousands of years early
>We rule the world and I'm considered a prophet
>World might be fucked depending on which nation I appear in

condoms
go around fucking errybuddy.

...

1. All human knowledge + some weapon.
then:
2. Force people into science.
3. Religion quickly and naturally banned as a form of retardation
4. Win 2000 years and billions of people not killed by wars working for progress
5. By 2016 humans are immortal, we are everywhere in the galaxy. They make me alive again, the god who started it all.
6. Profit

So let me get this straight. You want to go back in time, where you could mak the peasants think you're a prophet with the education you have, and you're not gonna exploit that to spread you're seed across the globe?

>inb4 fedora

Honestly, I'm too neurotic.
I would spend 50 years devising the perfect plan and tools, before dying of natural causes.
Every plan has unimaginable consequences.
Even a shipping container appearing somewhere would have 0 AD basic bitches literally dying of shock.

I remember reading that people (flat-earthers - i.e. most people) went insane and had heart attacks and ran for their lives when they saw ships coming over the horizon for the first time.
They were foaming at the mouth and couldn't process what was happening, many thought the gods were angry and were coming for them. Hysteria and panic.

You would never have a proper conversation ever again. Even an 'idiot' of today would have vast knowledge over someone of that period.

I'm kinda a sociopathic anyway, but this shit would get frustrating and old real quick.
For example, people with very high IQ's often go psycho and resentful or become really introverted and isolated, because having to explain what

My IQ has been repeatedly scored at 101.
I wish I was making that up.
One fucking IQ point more than average.
I see idiots and geniuses everywhere.
Idiots are often happy because they don’t know how dumb they are.
Geniuses are often frustrated and depressed at a mad world that isn't on the same page as them.
I sit on the apex, dumbfounded...just smart enough to not be an idiot, just dumb enough to realize I'm not that smart.

Would you feel happy if you were, say, an IQ of 100, and the whole world was an average of 80?

The guns & ammo guys?
You can still be taken out while sleeping, taken by surprise, disarmed by a rock in a slingshot, a good shot with a sling, poison, rushed by a gang and overpowered, etc
I don't think the attention would be worth it.
You would have thousands plotting against you to take what you have.

I mean, it's not far from the Height of the roman empire, you might have some trouble convincing people to stop slaughtering birds and goats to look at their entrails.

> step one train them as slaves
> teach them advanced science
> the island will be the new Atlantis
> I'll live with life extending technology
> they and their descendants will become my minions
> easily subjugate the world
> imagine industrial revolution at 200 AD
> ban clothing , make wincest normal
> new social custom, blow job is the new handshake no age limit
> 1,000 AD humans now live like the bonobo
> eventually colonise space
> become God
> masturbate too shota without guilt
> mission accomplished

OP here. You understand how fucked this question is.

All the ammo in the world won't save you from your underlings in your new empire.

*because having to explain shit gets annoying.

Some people like talking with kids, because they are dumb by comparison.
I hate having to explain simple shit.

You've got books user, not a global industrial infrastructure.

You'll have a bunch of geniuses with nothing but rocks to work with.

Penicillin, you fucking peons. You take a dickload of Penicillin.

...and maybe a handgun, but keep that shit close to the vest and only use it in an emergency or your going to get burned at the stake.

Well the island will be isolated but will have enough natural minerals resources etc to industrialise. Will take 3 generations max to have 1900AD tech and weapons.

Also I kidnapped the baby Jesus and have him chained in a cave using his magic powers to keep me alive etc etc.

Just take the Gingery books, $50 of threaded rod, nuts, screws, and HSS tool blanks, and a few hundred dollars worth of scrap iron and pot metal.

Hell, $10 of broken leaf springs would make you the best sword on the entire planet and cement your reputation as a master blacksmith.

If you're looking to effect cultural change, books on metallurgy would be like nuclear weapons. If a civilisation like the Romans had access to the Bessemer Process, they'd have conquered the world. The enabling technology for guns wasn't gunpowder, it was steel.

A tablet/laptop with wikipedia downloaded on to it, complete with solar charger.

Flint and steel, steel knife, shotgun and compass

kevlar vest

Lots and Lots of army rations.

I never thought of just bringing a load of scrap and tool steel.

The one problem is that you'd have to guard your knowledge until you've cemented your position, otherwise they'd just take your books and you'd be left behind.

Some stuff to turn that container ship into a lovely house, survival books, a thai bride, a wind up gramaphone with a ton of records. loads of first aid things. Axes and shovels gardening stuff. Seeds for food.