How does Sup Forums avoid the coffee shits?

How does Sup Forums avoid the coffee shits?

Eat something dummy

not drinking coffee

Don't be an Indian and squat on the toilet seat like you would do by the train tracks back home.

Fucking hell dude, eat more fibre.

Love the coffee shits no avoiding necessary

Dubs of truth.. it is oddly refreshing, and minimal wiping is necessary.

witnessed, is confirmed

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A morning without the coffee shit, is a ruined morning

OP here

wtf I love diarrhea now

witnessed and confirmed

Don't drink coffee

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fucking kek

dont pour coffee in your ass?

Use instant coffee

>Eat a bick of cheese

How the hell would instant coffee make any difference?

Eat fruits, exercise, and stop being a douche

You can't. I must take a morning dum when i wake up. Then take another one when i get to work. Third shit after breakfast at work. Fourth when its break. Fifth after sinner. Sixth when work ends.

The response mixed with the gif made me laugh much harder than it should have. Thank you user.

Avoid? That's the whole point of drinking coffee. If I don't drink coffee, I don't shit for days.

Coffee shits have frequently been the highlight of my day.

Kek smiles upon coffee shits... and instant coffee, for some reason

Coffee shits are part of a nutritious breakfast

Drink energy drink instead dude

>implying that there are shits that are not coffee shits
>implying that I need to eat fibre to, "get regular,"
>implying that pooping on command, with a mug of joe in hand, isn't, "regular"

You anti-GMO health nuts sicken me.

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