Underworld

Can't wait for the fifth one. They have the CGI budget to make Kate Beckinsale still look bangable.

...

>no micheal
>me giving a shit

Fucking hate how they awkwardly wrote him out of the fourth movie, purposely so they could focus on that shitty daughter plot. The director said it himself that's why they did that. Speedman said he would have came back if they given him something to do.

I have no idea why I watched all of these, I guess I was expecting Vampire The Masquerade, but it wasn't what I got. Still, pretty entertaining desu. Beckinsale is hot as hell in these movies, the history isn't shitty enough for me to drop, the battles are nice and the fourth one may be shit, but Beckinsale is still hot and the chick they got to play her daughter in the movie is finger licking hot as well.

Because they are vampire flicks starring Kate Beckinsale. That's why I watched Van Helsing, too.

CUTE

Van Helsing and the first Underworld are great movies.

i suggest you look up her latest appearance on graham norton and then go join a monastery and do penance for five years, kate is fucking smoking hot

Yeah, I couldn't fucking believe it. She's almost just as hot as she used to be, twenty fucking years later.

lierally went

>gif

Shes still stupidly hot, I don't know where her husband found her but I want one just like her

>twenty fucking years later

She's a vampire after all :^)

>Fifth one
When did the 4th one get made?

All you have to do is check out a girl's mom. If the mom is still hot, the girl will stay hot.

I've passed on a smoking hot blonde and a decent brunette because of this, fucking stupid, I don't recommend it

>I don't know where her husband found her

She's got divorced last year.

>Beckinsale had an eight-year relationship with actor Michael Sheen from 1995 until 2003
>Their daughter, Lily, was born in London in 1999
>Beckinsale was married to director Len Wiseman for eleven years. They met on the set of 2003's Underworld. Beckinsale persuaded Wiseman to cast Sheen in the film,[194] but, while on set, she and Wiseman fell in love. All parties, aside from Wiseman's then-wife,[195] have maintained that there was no infidelity.[194][196] They married on 9 May 2004 in Bel-Air, California[197] and announced their divorce in November 2015.
>Beckinsale and Sheen remain close friends. She remarked in 2016: "He's really dear, close family. He's somebody I've known since I was 21 years old. I really love him a lot."

TL;DR had a relationship with average looking actor, had a child with him, ditched him in favor of a younger and better looking director, married the director dude, the director dude dropped her because she got old

Pic related: Sheen, Beckinsale, Wiseman

Beckinsale is from fucking Oxford, she speaks Russian and French. With looks like that, acting was a goddamn breeze for her.

I can't fucking believe Michael Sheen got to tap that, and then got the Underworld director who cast him and Beckinsale in the movie to take care of his wife's daughter.

And they all remained friends after everything.

see: But I can't believe the director dude dropped her cause she got old. I mean she is still fucking BANGIN'

The wonders of genetics never cease to amaze me.

She is so obviously Sheen's and Beckinsale's daughter. Upper face and eyes are entirely Sheen's, while lower face, mouth and smile/teeth entirely Beckinsale's.

Kate has man hands.
Try to unsee it.

Wait, someone actually paid to watch 3 of those movies?

Underworld: Evolution was a good movie as well. It had decent worldbuilding and I liked the past flashback scenes.

This is Wiseman's new girl. Sure, she's younger at 25, but not really better.

Only the first one was good.

>girl

That thing looks fucking awful.

Best of luck to him.

Really? He left Kate Beckinsale for that?

Significantly worse desu

Michael sheen is the fucking man, how can you guys not love him?

>underworld
>frost/nixon
>kingdom of heaven
>tron legacy
>... twilight
>blood diamond

He's good in literally everything he's in

Yeah, I agree. He's fucking awesome.

10/10 cougar with a huge career or disposable bimbo

I know what I'd pick.

they should just reboot underworld or something instead of continuing with the retarded plot they wrote themselves into

Yeah, he did. He dumped the stock before it started falling. Smart move.

You don't want to end up like Paul W.S Anderson - dead career AND married to 40yo Milla Used-to-be-Hottowitz

Or maybe Beckinsale dumped him because his career is dead. Hypergamy and all that.