Why did she touch his boob?

Why did she touch his boob?

she wanted to see if they were implants

ebin
so funny
great thread

that was actually improvise apparently

Goddamn! How do you get a chest like that?

steroids
a professional dietist
a personal trainer

This. Hayley Atwell is known for molesting Chris.

>a professional dietist
dietitian

It's a good one

>a professional dietist
how long do you have to go to school to become this

>dietitian
nutritionist

you need a PhD in medicine

what if i know about carbs, does that make me qualified?

All you need to know about carbs is not to eat them

All women are just as sexist as men. Any one of them will feel up a man if they think they can get away with it.

Why doesn't she molest me, pls?

I want her to sit on me

I can't believe Stephen Merchant has fucked her. It gives my dick hope.

>dem thighs

You mean, you wouldn't? Whats wrong with you?

they can get away with it

men can't

how come she wasnt prosecuted for sexual assault?

she's a white woman

that's all it takes?

yes, they get away with anything

I like where this thread is going

what politician can I contact to rectify this legal oversight?

US President Hillary Clinton

all women really want is a funny guy

do you happen to have her diggies so I can call her?

...

I don't, unfortunately

Oh do you user?

Why's that?

PARP

> Implying he wouldn't do the same if the roles were reversed

Is this the Hayley thread?

uhh she's a pale woman

god I just want to bury my face in her tits

wat movie?

capeshit?

I was able to bench press 225 for 10 reps and I still looked like shit :(

Death by suffocation never sounded appealing until now

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Look at those pecs, man! You don't want to just reach out & touch them? Peak of human perfection right there.

you guys know boobs are just fat right? you're attracted to fat

no

Did you know women are just animated meat, an ever shedding layer of dead skin, and water?

You're attracted to meat and water.

Are you sure?

Did you know women are just skeletons wearing suits of animated meat, an ever shedding layer of dead skin, and water?

You're attracted to skellingtons in meaty water suits.

she looks quite ethnic here

they fucked irl so there's nothing wrong with molesting your fuck buddy

She's part Cherokee.

>skeletons
>not small molecules powerd by mitochondria

She's part Native American
I want to make her my squaw

uhh actually im attracted to a woman's brain and muscles

Can someone explain what's wrong with her face?

race mixing

first

Why is she such a semen demon

Why wouldn't she?

Dem thick girls man
They love to tease

You just know she knows she is, too

They did not.

Her face is quite wide, with a big mouth and a broad nose
I like it, but not everybody does

>all women really want is a tall guy
fixed it for you

I would literally do anything just so I could melt away in their warm embrace

>t. jealous butthurt user

Checking for synthol.

Her big mouth gives me lewd thoughts

for example?

Agreed, her lewd mouth is very underrated

more?

her smile lets my hears melt

heart

>tfw she clearly knows
Makes her so much sexier
Hnng

that face is literraly begged to be cumed on

On groping Chris's chest in one scene:

>"That was an instinctive moment. I literally couldn’t help myself, because I hadn’t seen him with his top off until that moment. I mean…go for the man boob! And Joe loved it, he was like, do that again! So we ended up doing lots of takes just to see how far we could go, and then got a little bit over the top. There was the touching of the nipple, and it became like a Saturday Night Live sketch. It was kind of ridiculous. Really corny."

you mean tits, don't you?

>nutritionist
nutritionitian

Why not both?

Where are the fucking outtakes? They should release it

>tfw you will never hang out with cap

>tfw you will never "hang out" with hayley

What did he mean by this?

He wants to put his penis in her vagina.

pls make it stop

Chris is a virgin desu

>tfw want to caress and squeeze his pecs

brehs

> she will never ask you to come "hang out" in bed with her all day long

...

Make what stop

I need sauce

there is no sauce, it's speculation

she's qt without makeup and gorgeous with it

EXPLAIN YOURSELF

pretty qt

I suggested no such lewdness
I'd much rather she sat on my face tbcaphwy

>nutritionist
pineapple

Wouldnt she have find him grotesque? Il mean its way before culturism got popular, and roided men back then were still sniffing horse cock powder.
I dont imagine he fits 40s aestethic ideal
Autism off

How is Hayleys footgame?