>watching film with girl
>extended small penis joke happens
>been dreading the day where I would have to reveal my own small penis to this girl
>feel the tension because we've been hanging out for about 2 weeks and we never go beyond kissing
>the scene is over but it becomes a plot point
>I can't take it and pretend I got an emergency text and bail
I r8 black dynamite 2/10
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Shut the fuck up euphoria
>extended small penis joke
How ironic
Have to ask, OP. Man, do you want to live?!
I SAID, DO YOU WANT TO GO ON?!
I AIN'T EVEN GOTTA LOOK
>small penis joke happens
>it becomes a plot point
NAME LITERALLY ONE MOVIE WHERE THIS HAPPENS YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
>be new in university
>gets in a new group of friends
>getting really close to this girl
>have small penis
>talking to her and her friends
>male nigger friends makes a joke about big penis
>talk about a girl who left her boyfriend because he had a small penis
>mfw the entire conversation
I didn't say a thing. Gave up on the girl as well.
This is a meme right?
Just turn the lights off and stick it fast in her vag you'll be ok after that.
How small we talking?
She will still fuck you lol
Jut get her hot and heavy, finger her for a bit, manhandle her
It's not that hard you already got her next to you
He literally said Black Dynamite
>little richard
fucking n*rmie piece of shit
You average twink tranny small, except I'm not a tranny
It's the only dick you're gonna have. So might as well get the small fucker wet from time to time
you know what to do then
>be born with big dick
>mfw too autistic with girls to ever use it
idk i've seen twink trannies with huge dicks
Girls can still cum from clit stimulation. Get good at eating pussy and fingerings. You'll be fine as long as you don't have a micropenis. There are some perks to being smaller, like being able to get full dick blowjobs. Also women are more likely to consider anal.
Haha jokes on you guys, I know better than to try and make friends
Iktfb. Having larger penis doesn't make up for the fact that I'm an uninteresting loser
Just grow the fuck up and stop trying to focus your whole life on getting laid. work on yourself for a while and further your career more, and then maybe youll find some dumb bitch who worships you, and then you can just dump her. it's called life faggot, get in the game
I'm really glad I'm not larger than 7 inches desu. Big dicks have their cons.
>tfw dingus is almost 9 inches
>tfw no vapid whore will ever enjoy the entire length of my proud member
love this feel
>tfw at party and overheard chicks talking about how guys with giant dicks are too much and no fun in bed
once again porn lies to me
op here
solid 4 inches and maybe a quarter inch with maximum cockblood BUT WHO'S COUNTING RIGHT LOL
t. someone that has never experienced small penis humiliation IRL
no not fetish shit real shaming and cruelty
girls can be so mean
what did you expect? porn whores have to practice with giant ass dildos for days to take monster dicks in addition to using a shit ton of lube.
That's not as small as I was expecting desu
it's not a dick measuring contest bro I feel pain just like you
That isn't that small. You'd be huge in China.
At least you guys talk to girls
*people can be so mean
Its probably all in your head, I was nervous giving head to my gf because she had a lot of sex with a lot of women, probably more than I had, but when I actually did it she almost broke my fucking fingers with her vagina when she came.
Just give it a try, shell get tired of waiting otherwise.
don't worry m8 in the end everything in this world is worthless
dumb frogposter
>penis size conversation in inches
Fucking kill yourselves. Metric system users are the majority.
>tfw grew up watching porn so always felt 8 inches wasn't enough
>tfw girls get territorial over quality d
I experience teen romance in my late 20s if you catch my drift
Protip: girth is 80% more important than length when you want to pleasure a woman and have her crave your dick.
the fwb and escort I fucked after using a bathmate corroborated this
Is this a joke? that's small. Anything below 5 is definitely small.
The average length for most men is 5'.
4 would be in the below average category but if it was thick you wouldn't have a problem pleasuring a woman.
Chodes > long pencils
This.
Also,by the time it's whipped out,too late,sexy time is under way.
Who /pencildick/ here?
Who /slightlyaboveaveragebutyouwillneveruseit/ here?
Oh God what's the source of this pic? It gave me a boner.
Also show me your dick.
Where my 5x4 bros at?
>be born with big dig
>not too autistic, have used it
>all those years, weeks and days of masturbating caught up with me
>blowjobs and regular sex don't make me cum
>handjobs feel like nothing
>girl i'm seeing accepts this since she loves the sex and splooshes everywhere
>mfw i have never cummed inside of a woman even with a condom on
Dubstrips confirm that's pretty small.