Guy outside work is listening to this and tells me it's a great band

>Guy outside work is listening to this and tells me it's a great band
>literally beat him up for it

what did you do today?

>listening to american football outside word
>get beat up

>implying you even left your mother's basement today

Mom died when I was 14. Was on my own after I graduated high school.

28 now.

sounds like you could do with listening to some american football bro

nice blog pussy

kek

it's no good

honestly, you wouldn't say this to my face. It's easy to think I'm playing a tough guy for making this topic, but I really am a tough guy.

Suck my dick though guy

Flex your muscles on him you big guy yesss

step to me and you best be ready sucka

ill pop 2 in your jaw and scuff your yeezys

yeah you beat up scrawny emo kids nice

you gotta let go

say it to my face.

I would hurt you.

he was at least 6'0 tall with a medium build and in his 20s and I made quick work of him with a well timed punch as he was putting his phone in his pocket.

and explode on your face with a barrage of hooks and straights?

@71266647
@71266791

>6'0 is tall enough for you
>im a tought guy irl imma real big strong boss, FLEX YA MUSKLES!
kek

>"WELL WELL WELL, if it isn't the big strong muscle flexer."

How about I stab your face clean, fucker? What would your "muscles" be good for then?

for the record, how much pussy do you get?

>8th grade
>Listen to Neutral Milk Hotel in the middle of class
>I just discovered them through Sup Forums, which I just started browsing.
>My used first generation iPhone that my mother bought for me displays their album art.
>A student who recently said, out loud in class, "I will give you my anal virginity if you tell me" in the middle of a conversation with his friend notices the album cover
>His keen eye and taste for indie rock admires it and tells me, "Hey, Neutral Milk Hotel!" and gives me a subtle nod

>I really am a tough guy.
IM FUKIN DYING M8

what do you mean tall enough? I'm 6'2 myself but height isn't all that meaningful after a certain point. All I mean by it is he wasn't some tiny frail emo kid.

I haven't had a GF since 2013. I have sex regularly but nothing I would brag about. I had sex last night with the same person I see every other night, who lives across the street from my apartment building. She's 48 and smokes cigarettes. It's not ideal but I get lonely.

I could beat them all up at once.

I asked what you guys did today, I'm not sure why you're so interested in me, is it jealousy because I'm tough and you aren't?

>actually funny shitposting
>2017

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>I really am a tough guy.
is this a meme?