>virgin for 24 years >got drunk as shit last night and went to a club with my mate >most people inside were guys >spot this very cute chick standing by the bar >she looks at me and smiles, invites me to dance >YES YES >we dance like crazy, I grope her ass, she gropes my ass >dick is diamonds, she tells me we should go to her place >IT'S HAPPENING >we go to her place, she offers me some shots to get me more drunk >why not.jpg >we start making out on bed, she gives me a mean blowjob >almost cum buckets but i make her stop >tell her I want to fuck her >she's hesitant but eventually she agrees >she turns the lights off and tells me to fuck her in the ass because she's on her period >i tell her I don't mind some blood but she insists on anal >too drunk to remember the details >fuck her in the ass, cum buckets >pass out
Pic related. Her name is Robin.
Nolan Long
well, hate to break it to you but you quite clearly slept with a man.
Brandon Harris
Not happened
Gavin Scott
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David Perez
if this post isn't dubs i'll squeeze my other nipple
Nolan Rodriguez
im a man of my word
Benjamin Roberts
Hahah, what do you mean? I mean she is not the prettiest girl in the world and her voice was also weird because she had flu, but come on, that's clearly a girl.
Carter Myers
who here hates slavs?
Lincoln Gonzalez
OP? you can't get a girl pregnant from anal. God you're dumb. don't even trip.
Benjamin Thompson
Pumpkin head looking ass, kek.
Asher Johnson
this is bait
Oliver White
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Juan Gomez
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Owen Foster
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Eli Ross
thanks for the morrissey kek, the best kind of kek there is
Jacob Thompson
Nobody
Jose Parker
Is this you or her ?
Nathaniel Davis
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Jacob Taylor
where's my tracksuit?
Carter Richardson
You fucked a trap. Gratz
Easton Cook
Thanks user you are legend
Bentley White
He didn't even mention anything about getting a girl pregnant, let alone the fact he's clearly talking about a man he fucked. And also this whole thread is bait >check em
Chase Miller
chek'd >nice work user
Grayson Price
Far too obvious to be bait and yet not nearly funny enough to be a joke.
I honestly have no idea was OP was trying to achieve here.