Virgin for 24 years

>virgin for 24 years
>got drunk as shit last night and went to a club with my mate
>most people inside were guys
>spot this very cute chick standing by the bar
>she looks at me and smiles, invites me to dance
>YES YES
>we dance like crazy, I grope her ass, she gropes my ass
>dick is diamonds, she tells me we should go to her place
>IT'S HAPPENING
>we go to her place, she offers me some shots to get me more drunk
>why not.jpg
>we start making out on bed, she gives me a mean blowjob
>almost cum buckets but i make her stop
>tell her I want to fuck her
>she's hesitant but eventually she agrees
>she turns the lights off and tells me to fuck her in the ass because she's on her period
>i tell her I don't mind some blood but she insists on anal
>too drunk to remember the details
>fuck her in the ass, cum buckets
>pass out

Pic related. Her name is Robin.

well, hate to break it to you but you quite clearly slept with a man.

Not happened

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if this post isn't dubs i'll squeeze my other nipple

im a man of my word

Hahah, what do you mean? I mean she is not the prettiest girl in the world and her voice was also weird because she had flu, but come on, that's clearly a girl.

who here hates slavs?

OP? you can't get a girl pregnant from anal. God you're dumb. don't even trip.

Pumpkin head looking ass, kek.

this is bait

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thanks for the morrissey kek, the best kind of kek there is

Nobody

Is this you or her ?

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where's my tracksuit?

You fucked a trap. Gratz

Thanks user
you are legend

He didn't even mention anything about getting a girl pregnant, let alone the fact he's clearly talking about a man he fucked. And also this whole thread is bait
>check em

chek'd
>nice work user

Far too obvious to be bait and yet not nearly funny enough to be a joke.

I honestly have no idea was OP was trying to achieve here.