My sister is a midget, AMA

My sister is a midget, AMA.

How does your sister feel about being a midget?

Nudes?

bmp

Tits or gtfo

Why the fuck are you posting about her instead of fucking her?

Have you fucked her? If not, why not?

She used to be super insecure about it but now she's starting to embrace it, she used to always ask me "Am I ever gonna be tall like you?" It probably sucks

She's 15.

Can she give standing blow jobs?

Is she watching Little People?

Did you say 18?

So how long ya gonna wait??

You better post more pictures, nigger.

Do you secretly wish you were your sister? Or do you secretly hate her?

Or something in between?

How did she become a midget and how do you know for sure if she's only 15? She might grow more.

there's a difference between being a a short cunt and a fucking midget.

So your argument for not fucking her is that she's currently ripe with hormones and ready to give it up to anyone at a moment's notice? Not to mention those insecurities you mentioned would disappear at the drop of a hat if she knew how desirable she is thanks to her stature.

How old is she?
Do you know if she's a virgin or not?
Do you two get along?
Have you ever gotten mad at her and mocked her condition?

How do midget farts smell?

How many times have you porked the little piggy?

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She's and my mom (who also is a midget) have both been on the show before, I've been on a few times but I'm not a midget so they don't really care about me
will do
I used to be really jealous when I was younger bc she would get all the attention and not me

I used to call her oompa loompa, and she would get so mad at that

ask her why she chose to be a midget

how do you feel, knowing that your sister is an inferior product of nature?

She got attention because they didn't want her to bang her head on the toilet bowl. That's not the kind of attention you want.

I'll bet you're a straight C student.

show us dat ass

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Have you ever fought anyone for fucking with her?

you should totally rub your dick on her ass or get her to show off for you

She got attention because she was uncommon, small, cute, etc. They'd walk past us and say awww your daughter is so adorable and practically ignore my existence.

Show her your cock now.

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yeah id probably fuck her and hate myself for it but ive been there before. do people avoid her?

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Yes. Some nigger called her names and I punched him in the jaw. He now talkths like thith

Moar

Goddam that ass is amazing. I'm in love with her.

Have you ever watched midget porn?

do midgets have... like... little people vag and buttholes? Like they have more shallow and more narrow sexing holes? Cuz that'd be pretty fucking neato and might inspire me to find a midge to put things in.

would you incest her?

No, she has tons of friends. We all go to the LPA meetings they have several times a year. 5 star hotel, VIP access to tons of shit, really awesome view, this year it's in SD I think

you should have answered her with "only if you ride my cock so i can sow my magic albino jolly green giant green bean stalk of everlasting height grow tall seeds inside of you.

..wait midget does or does not mean she's also a potato? if n then this plan may not work.

seems like a perfectly nice young lady. if truly your sis, props to her for not giving a shit about not calling her "little person." may she live a long and healthy life, and bear children without issue. mazel.

I've had thoughts about it and dreams but unless I was super fucked up probably not

there's nothing in South Dakota. Nothing.

>I've had thoughts about it and dreams

would she let you?

how does she feel about you?

I would totally breed her.

show us her feet

you ever fuck her?

I nee something for scale. She just looks fat

she's not even one of those good looking midgets.

i tickled her near her vag once and she got weirded out, also more pics coming

MOAR PICS

San Diego dude

ask her how she feels about incest.

post her response!

Why does your sister have a baby nipple on her elbow/almost looks like a tit?

What was she for halloween?

Is she a Trump supporter?

Is she looking for a relationships? I could get in on that 5 star hotel midget fucking banquet a couple times a year

Is she single?

She's super cute.

hello IDF

ya, i know. Im in sin-cal myself, but any chance to talk shit on the dakotas. if you go to the gas lamp district, go to henry's pub. my cousin used to waitress there through college, and they had the best fucking hot wings ive ever had. oddly enough i had some friends that lived in SD through college too, and when i said i knew of a place with great hot wings one of them instantly yelled Henry's. bring a booster seat tho.

a geek, she had pullovers and geek glasses, looked cool, don't have a pic of it. We both like trump, yes.
She's single...

answer

>She's single...

I'll take her, do you deliver via cardboard box with holes in it or what?

this shit site won't let me upload past 20MB and gifs take years to make bc I'm a moron, she'd probably just be weirded out, smile, and say she's against it

should fit in a small USPS flat rate shipping box.

give her my kik: hurlit5675

when you travel, do you stuff her inside your suitcase so you won't have to pay for an extra seat?

Out fucking standing.

Tell her I said that.

A while back I was at the airport waiting to board a flight and I struck up a conversation with a midget. I was so fucking pumped. She was sexy as hell.

We started boarding we were chatting in line. She was giving me the smile. High point of my life. I scan my ticket and start walking down jetway. I turn around to wait for her. This wasn't her flight.

My fucking heart sank. For a second or two I was seriously thinking about saying fuck it and catching a later flight so I could chat her up a little bit longer.

fml

Does she wear a one piece or two piece bathing suit when she goes swimming?

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top kek

just say she has a phat ass dont be a gay

is that her exposed boob or her arm?

Have you ever tried feeling her up or acting lewd around her?

missed out user.

OP here, lmfao

we cut holes in a water balloon and she slides it on, head stretched through the blow hole like a turtleneck.

dont midgets need a device to wipe their ass? i think i remember hearing that somewhere

>Only a little

Yeah, her ass is nice, OP
Yes, I have
We have stools all around the house but no they can wipe fine

how big do you think your cock would look in her hands?

Hot af
Take panties from laundry and let's see her midget pussy streak marks

more pics of her ass, maybe panties too

tell her to pose with a hand on her hip and a leg forward. back and front.

fuck her and post vid somewhere and link us

She's cute OP.

be honest. ever fuck her?

Lurking the shit out of this thread.
Need more fap fuel, OP.

Rolling

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Isn't that a little old for Sup Forums?

Jesus she's sexy. does her school require uniforms?

>Implying midgets have small hands...

>15 years old
>fuck her and post vid
requesting cp, not even once

Blow a load on her chest

have you told this cow yet that 2000 calories a day is only a suitable estimate for TDEE when you're human and not when you're one of santa's elves?

Well OP? How far were you able to get with her? Details