/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

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It's wednesday my dudes.

Hell yeah, motherfucker

where are all the normies?

Why are IDs even gone?

G'day boys

Holiday. Schools out now, isn't it?

REKT THREAD SON

I don't know. I don't go to school.

Last exam on Friday thenight I'm done with uni. Already got site safe tomorrow. Applied for like 10 jobs today. Fuck it feels good to blow that hole and hit the ground running.

I am the saviour now.

Stop smoking meth NZ.

I am too horny. Waking isn't cutting it anymore. I need to be inside a human.

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you can literally purchase a hole to fuck.

It's harder now that they stopped running Tenga ads on Sup Forums

nah, an actual persons hole to fuck.
prostitution is legal in this great country.

We struggle for decent girls at the best of times, would you really stick your dick in anything here that was desperate enough for prostitution?

If you want to get laid why are you on Sup Forums? There's only one woman here and she got savagely shut down yesterday so I doubt she's coming back for a while.

you can go to a strip club and pick a girl.

prostitution is a normal job my man.

>implying I haven't been laid from b

>implying lots of us haven't been laid from Sup Forums

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Fuck outta here, virgins

y u mad tho?

/b provides my cuz.

story, re shutdown?

fuck new zealand, laggy ased scrublord shit sucking cocksucking motherfuckers are too scared to play high tier players in street fighter cause they are on a tin cup and string for internet.

FUCK YOU NEW ZEALAND SUCK MY FUCKING DICK. PUSSIES.

She said something about tesla inventing electricity then some MGTOW fag ripped into her for collecting male fans by giving them a whiff of snatch and having split ends. Everybody cried. It was glorious.

Hey NZ, thanks for giving me the chance to hook up with this girl. I appreciate it

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moar

It was all me. You're welcome.

Anyone in Wellington 18+ who wants a job?

It is a sales based position (commission only). Your role will be to generate sales leads. We are a business that finds other companies customers through Search Engine Optimisation, Leaflet Distribution and Outdoor Advertising.

You get paid a healthy commission on every sale you make. If you sell Search Engine Optimisation you will get a percentage every month so your earning can really add up if you sign many clients.

You choose your work hours. To generate sales leads you can approach business owner directly and do email and telephone marketing.

This is not a scam or joke. You can start right away. No experience needed. You get out of it what you put into it.

If interested please text me on

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Just for you then,

you can have it she has one boob and its uneven

Gross. She looks 15.

do you need my visa number to prove im 18

sounds like some pyramid ass shit.

is this under the table kez?

Sinead H from Massey, you lurking? I have a massive crush on you and would die a happy woman if I could see your boobs.

thanks

she just rang me and said she wanted you to share the whole lot

Sounds like some kind of triangluar scheme, I am however in wellington and jobless so would wholeheartedly give it a go if you're for real.

No. We are only a small start up business so we are not worrying about anything like that. You can email me at codeworksnz at gmail dot com

jordan, thats not a job you idiot faggot

No it is for real. Email me at codeworksnz at gmail dot com

And I will give you all the details

liam plz

not liam you dunce

plz leave me alone mr robot

Post you're waifu

fuck off cunt.

go hire some dumb cunt slaves you pyramid scheming mother fucker.

stop spamming with your idiot shit and post your gfs cunny

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You're aware that's an indian right?

anyone know dealers in bop?

Exceptional taste. Supreme, even.
She's so French her fathers name was Peirre. Nigella thicc tho

im thinking about going to NZ for university, probably something like business management. Any recommendations? should i do it? and how are the women? thanks

University of auckland is our only real university. The women are the same as everywhere else on earth but with higher obesity rates and lower standards.

Who's this?

The quality of education isn't worth the money you'll pay as an international. Women aren't anything special

my name jeff

fuckin hell, what bout australia?

its the police cunt

Where have we met?

Who tf hiring in hamilton lmao

Oh fuck..

I've met some really cool women here travelling through the small towns of the south island. It was sad coming back to auckland after being in such fine company.

I don't know.
Have we?

Same shit, more nasally accents.

we havent met, you're a dumb cunt that posted your phone number on thread while spamming

fuck up jordan

RAWWR XD

the fuck did you just say to me?

>New Zealand
Would you guys be so kind to move to reddit?

No, because I can't say faggot or nigger on reddit.

Smart

I remember watching a girls out west porno once where two Aussie girls were rimming each other. One of them turns around and in the thickest Australian accent goes 'awwwe yiieh, put your fiiinger iin me arse'. Shit gIves me boxers/night terrors to this day.

Boners* phone.