When you outgrow atheism, will you apologize to your parents for your juvenile "atheist" phase?

When you outgrow atheism, will you apologize to your parents for your juvenile "atheist" phase?

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Not a chance.

Alright, both my parents are atheist, apologising to them would be stupid. I worship Kek so I'm not atheist. Christianity is juvenile, I'm supposed to believe that some guy that claims his god is real, but has shown no proof of proof of it. No wonder the Church can only indoctrinate children, the uneducated and the mental unstable. Kek has proved his existence through meme magic and repeating digits.

never, because i wasn't a snowflake revel.

i see your Kek has not seen it fit to bless your digits

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I actually live in the netherlands where pretty much noone except from the muslim immigrants have spiritual beliefs. We dont even call it "atheism" Most people here have no idea what that word even means. Neither do they have a need to be annoyingly militant about it. Not believing in a god is just normal here.

>still posting this
> current year

Done with the "Why can't atheists define atheism?" posts aye?

On to assumptive personal attacks. I hope you and God have a great relationship because you represent the bottom rung of evangelists.

No. My parents and grandparents are all non-religious, and I'm not a little edgy faggot.

Let me ask you - what denomination are you?

what, exactly, would be proof? raising the dead? feeding the hungry? resurrection from death yourself? do you expect empirical evidence of this, any more than other historical events? do you expect falsifiability, replicability? would anything you're presented with convince you, seriously?

KEK IS REAL

Why do you consider atheism juvenile? It seems no more juvenile than most modern day religions. They both claim ultimate truth and yet neither have it. (I am agnostic because it's the most sensible current belief system)

Christ never claimed divinity you stupid.

never. my dad's kind of atheist too; never really cared about god and barely ever visited church. i can't even imagine he praying or asking god something. not because he's jerk but because of his badass personality.

as i know, he fought and insulted some priest during me becoming born-again in church. as i know, priest cried over him because my dad did wrong turn in church; he should have entered some place from right but did it from left or vice versa.

Well the whole concept of ''faith'' is not having a proof. You have to believe and your reward is heaven. If we knew there was a god, it basicaly loses sense...

>When you outgrow christianity, will you apologize to your parents for your juvenile "islam" phase?

But my parents are both atheists too because they're not retarded.

Empirical evidence of any of those listed would to swell, yeah.

We had this old comedy film in my country. Basicaly woman from big city argues with rural guy about god.
Rough translation:
''How can you believe in god when there is no proof of him?''
''I have no proof you have a pussy and yet I believe you have one''

there will always be someone who will say it was global warming or Trump

i'm one

>but then it turns out he was arguing with a tranny

Please sage and let this shit meme die

Yeah actual evidence would be great.

>history : multiple people witnessing the same thing and recording the same thing
>the Bible : multiple people witnessing the same thing and recording different things

This bullshit isnt a thing in my country and back when this movie was made it wasnt big anywhere

Basicaly when God gives you proof (imagine Warhammer End Times) and you didnt have it is too late for you.

Plus the bible isn't substantiated by anything other than it's self.

Atheist believe in evolution and gravity, yet there has never been proof of cross species evolution and gravity is just a theory

So expecting real evidence is pointless, because someone will always reject it out of hand. Is that your point?

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basicaly

GARBC

It appears you neither understand the theory of evolution or the concept of scientific theory.
Valiant try, though.

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“The first gulp from the glass of natural sciences will turn you into an atheist, but at the bottom of the glass God is waiting for you”
- Heisenberg (Werner, not Walter)

I can't speak for those who will vehemently deny any evidence they are presented, I can only speak for myself, and I've seen no compelling evidence to support the existence of a god or gods.

Strange then that the more you seem to drink from that well the less inclined you are to a deist...

Yes, but the man has access to prove the woman has a pussy by puling down her pants an observing. You can get god to show up and prove he exists, this argument is fucking stupid and flawed

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Theory of gravity doesn't prove it exists. Dropping something to ground only proves it weights something and is more dense than air

its jewish conspiracy

no, i'm an ex-atheist, not a faggot that has to impose my opinions on others. i just believe i something others don't

Might be, I haven't looked into it

>Atheists keep imposing their opinions on others
Bitch, look at the thread you're in.

these threads are so overdone. here's a you. reporting

unwarranted self-importance is a mental disorder that everybody can suffer from, but it's most prominent among people with strong opinions.

Fuck god fuck Christianity fuck christfags and fuck you op, go fuck yourself with a cactus amd die in a fire. Goodday maddem.

I'm never going to apologize to anyone for the overpowering urge to shove my rock hard member through those angelic lips and down that slender throat, to hear her sweet little cries and gasps for air as my huge twitching penis threatens to suffocate her or the incredible sexual thrill as I watch her delicate neck muscles work to swallow the spurting load after load of sticky sperm I shoot down into the recesses of her youthful and tiny body

I always find this threads depressing.

It's not that I don't see it in my day to day life as well, but it's a shame to see people blatantly disregard a loving God who blesses them with life.

that chick is hot

Not a problem - my dad's dead and my mom has dementia and takes morphine every day for the physical pain from a crumbling spine...

Guess a life of prayer and good deeds didn't work out so well for them, huh?

Also, get a new hobby ass-hat, this is getting old.

No you think you have twat, people call babies being born miracles all the time its nature, its luck, and or its circumstance. Deal. With it. You faith clinging, life scared, pussy dumb cunts.
You think your enlightened... what a good joke that is

Luckily for us atheists your hateful fairytale followers are slowly but surely dieing off. Atheism is as inevitable as our growing knowledge of the universe. The more we learn, the more we prove your ancient books wrong.
You are children, desperately afraid of what happens when you die so devote your entire life to ensure what you get is good.
What if you're wrong? What if one of the many thousands of religions before all our time (mayans, native Indians etc) were right? They were as convinced as you are when they were cutting the hearts out of live sacrifices and offering them unto the sun God.
But don't worry religious folk, we'll be kinder to you than you have been to us. We won't burn you at stakes, we won't behead or crucify you. We will learn from your disgusting mistakes.
You had your chance. You failed. Accept inevitability and open your eyes to reality. We can't progress as a species until you do.

I can, to some extent, understand a person not believing in a God whose existence they were never shown.

However, I can't understand why anybody would choose to show their back to a God that they have already prayed to and loved.

I have nothing but the best wishes for you all; even though this site is pretty awful (lol) I think that you do not have to be perfect to love God, and God loves you no matter what.

quit hogging all the 7s and 2s lil snowcat

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*its a shame to see people blatantly disregard nature/evolution that blesses them with life* fixed that for you

While there is evidence that evolution occurs, there is no evidence that it is the true origin of the species.

Even if it were, does it not seem a little too random that we are in a universe that has rules that allow for such beauty and complexity? If nature always seeks the simplest solution, wouldn't a universe with absolutely nothing be the simplest solution?

I'm not asking you to disregard what you believe, but I think you may find value in looking deeper.

...Did you even fucking read what I posted?

Don't worry about him. Atheists can't be reasoned with

He did, and denying Christs divinity is as anti-Christian as it gets

Read your Bible

Did *You* even read what I posted?

Is this the same Kek whose mother is the Virgin Loli, and who consorted with St. Shota?

kek, the original file was too big

absolutely nothing is where the universe is headed. Entropy is ensuring this. All of the chaos of the universe is headed to a perfect balance.
Think of a grenade exploding in super slow motion. All of the tiny little reactions and all of the energy released slowly but surely balance out after the initial explosion to a point where all reactions and chemicals have been expended and everything is back to being balanced.
This will happen with the universe until everything is quiet, exactly the same temprature and wonderfully serene.

Right, with the current laws of physics as we understand them, that seems to be the direction of the universe.

However, wouldn't it be simpler to have no universe at all? Alternatively, why not a one-dimensional universe? Why do we have the rules of physics in the first place?

Oh. I did misread that. Thought you were christfag who 'had' seen proof.
My apologies good sir, and props to you for not reacting more to my mistake. Thank you.
I now redirect my previous comment at every christfag itt.

Because it's all a vast simulation - a game or environment is no fun to be in/play in if there are no rules. For someone to win, someone has to lose. It's really that simple.

So the universe was created to be something "fun" to the human psyche?

That really is simple-minded.

>However, wouldn't it be simpler to have no universe at all? Alternatively, why not a one-dimensional universe? Why do we have the rules of physics in the first place?

The answers to these questions are probably more difficult than "magic is real".

Who mentioned humans, you solipsistic little ape?

Because big bang thats why, it all started with that. Dust and such gathered, formed earth, and life formed on it. Nature may look beautiful but its brutal as fuck and follows all the natural laws of selection and evolution.
And yes. It is random. Thats the point of life, the meaning of life is that there IS NO MEANING. Its always gonna be random and circumstantial. This is life desu.

Where else are you getting the idea of "fun" from?

Do you have some objective definition?

It's not that we have rules. It's that the rules and laws have us. They always have been and always will be. We can try to understand them and put definitions to them, we have even tried to change them.
We aren't always right about them but that's the beauty of it. We can learn where we went wrong to discover where we can go right.

According to the multiverse theory there are an infinite amount of universes,
These universes could contain completely different physic laws, but our universe if governed by ours.

>Newfags still falling for this bait
>mfw

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Which is why people had to have somewhere to look for answers.
A magic book full of magical fairy tales was the closest thing anyone had to answers at the time.

> It's not that we have rules. It's that the rules and laws have us.
Ok, cool semantic play on things. The rules exist.

Why even have multiverses? Imagine a reality with nothing. Wouldn't that be the simplest solution? I'm not saying the rules have to come from somewhere. There could have been nothing (no rules even). Wouldn't that have been the simplest, most easy universe to naturally come about? The origin (or lack of origin) is certainly a fascinating thought.

Just submit to Allah(SWT) and he will open your chests.
Simply pronounce these words:
ashhadu an la ilaha illallah wa ashhadu anna muhammadan rasulullah.
jk allah is nonexistent and islam is more ridiculous than christianity ever will be,also muhammad is a pedo.

You're describing the Ontological Problem. It would be so cool if we could figure out or even comprehend the solution.

Wasn't familiar with that term!

I don't think the solution is there for us to find. Not to say it (the solution) doesn't exist, but I feel that if there is an answer, it's inaccessible from the "universe" or whatever it is in which we exist.

Ultimately not important when there's responsibilities towards ones nation/family/species, but given free time and space to ponder ... it's hard not to wonder where it all came from!

OK so the multiverse theory basically means that somewhere, somewhen in the infinite amount of universes there is another version of you in a universe who is talking to another version of me. It also means since there are an infinite amount of universes there is a universe somewhere (somewhen :) thank you terry pratchett) that has nothing. A universe where there are no laws, no life.... nothing.
There has to be. If there is infinite of something there has to be every version of something.

By the way. This is total theoretical physics. Theoretical being the important term. We'll never prove this to be true but mathematically a model of it can be created.

Isn't science wonderful

That means somewhere and somewhen you're sucking a niggers big black cock. You dirty faggot !

winrar

Because big bang happened, deal.
See

While I'm familiar with the idea, why would there even exist a set of multiverses? I do agree that since our universe exists there are likely others, and perhaps an infinite set of others. However, why is there not just infinite non-existence? No dimensions, no universes, no sentience, no time, nothing ever.

I'm not arguing for a god, but it seems to me that it's incredible that the universe happens to exist; rather than there having been nothing ever.

There's also another version of me shagging your mother. Another version of me and you spit roasting your mother.
I like this game.

Big bang happened with existing matter, in an existing set of rules.

Even if you take out the suggestion of God, it's mysterious and miraculous that there was anything to begin with.

Why do uou have to question it so much, its intense questioning like that that probs drives most sad lonely ppl to Christianity in the first place.
Just accept it mang

Don't forget that version of you and I engaged in a chimping session - and its that multiverse where your clogged up from eating scotch eggs and I've been eating all bran.

I'm not sad or lonely, nor Christian. Don't believe in a god, nor am I tormented in looking for the answer.

Just find it fascinating to meditate on, and enjoy discussing it on occasion.

You see this theory helps explain the randomness of it all.
It was bound to happen at some point. It had no choice. It was inevitable.

If you put a bunch of chimps in a room randomly typing on type writers for all eternity. Eventually they will write everything possible to be written. That's the beauty of infinity. Everything will happen.

Yes it indeed is miraculous. Things happen desu. Stars are born and they die just like us, galaxies swirl, the sun burns. Its just life and the universe.

Like you just need to accept it. Then maybe you'll find solace, peace and happiness. I do hope you find it.

I'm glad I wasn't born into that universe. As fun as it sound it'll no doubt be the one that hadn't come up with laxative.

Why do you faggots enable this fucking loser?

Let me guess... You hate Catholics, but have no opinion about Orthodox Christians, and have never even considered the Coptic Christians until this moment.

Is this right? It's ok to say yes.