Alpha stories thread

alpha stories thread
>be me 16yo
>walking around hallways in school before first period, bumping 21 guns by green day
>some dumb fucking dickhead cunt trips me
>i fall, and hit the ground but i do a quick roll after i hit the ground so it seems like i didnt fall, but i did make a loud noise when i fell anyways so yeah
>i turned around and face three dumb football playing fucks and say "...who just decided today was going to be their last day on earth..."
>dumb fucks laugh at me
> pull out my credit card knife (see pic related if you dont know what it is) and try to stab one of the guys
>miss but thats just because i was disoriented due to staying up late last night
>seriously though any other day and i wouldve stabbed him perfectly 10 times out of 10
>one of the cunts swings at me
>attempt a backflip but it was too slow due to me being sore from exercising the previous night, so he hits my nose pretty hard before i backflip
>my backflip makes me land on my head, but i do a backwards roll to try and play it off again idk if it actually worked though, i think they knew i hit my head
>get up and tears start coming up but thats just because when i fell something probably got in my eye
>attempt to engage the fools but a security guard picks me up and throws me on the ground
>my stomach fucking hurt so bad after that because the impact made my stomach digest my breakfast too fast, not because the guard hurt me or anything
>the three guys pretend like i started the fucking fight
>my honor is tarnished by them, and im suspended for two weeks for starting a fight and having a weapon
>the suspension kind of set me back on homework so i focused my energy on more important things and ignored school, i could just try again next year
>kind of sucked though bc i failed that year and didnt graduate on time though but no big deal haha


so i beat them up good. but yeah the getting held back thing kind of sucked but whatever, every failure is just to bring you towards success

{{{cough}}}BULLSHIT!!!{{{cough}}}

good keks thanks op

dude punches you in the face, so you try and do a backflip?

Are you a fucking beyblade?

kek what does that even mean user

Is this a secondary layer of bait?

checked

It's a bucket of bait fed bait covered in rotten bait sauce

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Lmao, that knife is a piece of shit and so are you

>Graduate college
>Get a job that pays 50k+ starting out
>Meet a girl
>Fuck her
>Move in together
>Get married
>Have kids
Alpha as fuck.

Nowhere near as alpha as OP

Pretty funny OP

>Be 27, dating 16 yo cutie, her sister is 11, cute face tomboy
>A little more than a year later, she gets pregnant and we move in together
>4 months into pregnancy, we go to family reunion, her dad has 12 brothers and sisters, she has a shit load of cousins, get blowjob from her 14 yo cousin
> 2 months after that, cousin has menstruation for a month straight, turns out she has a problem and they have to remove her uterus
>Visit her family again, see cousin in hospital. Her now 13 yo sister is there, hair grown out, looking good AF
>Stay up late drinking with her dad, gf goes to bed early
>After everyone else is out for the night, sister comes downstairs in T-shirt and panties, no bra
>We talk for a long while, she flirts a lot
>Nothing happens though, just bonding.
>Sister comes to visit for a month over the summer
>Starts off as holding hands when gf (now fiancee) isn't around, then making out, one time with her wearing my college hoodie, shit was so cash
>We did everything but fuck before she left
>Best and most exciting part is when I get any opportunity to leave the house, like when she needs things (preparing to have the baby), paint for the nursery, diapers, etc. I meet up with her sister and we fuck like animals in my car.
>Feel alpha as fuck when I nut in that tight pussy. Life is good bros

unsnaped my holster in kmart once....

>Get married
>Alpha

Getting married, kids, facing down a 30 year mortgage, getting a good job, being successful...

yes, that's alpha.

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Fucking beyblade kek

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>kids

Its good for 1$

roflcopter

>get married
>have legitimate children
>be present and raise them to be upstanding adults and citizens
Alpha

>get married
>not have kids
tarded

>married
>kids
Keep telling yourself you won on this one, kek

You made the right call, biologically. It really destroys their bodies though, that's why I love fucking her little sister. I don't find myself half as attracted to her as before she got pregnant. That 13 yo hard body, tight... :)

keep it up mac, you'll never measure up to country mac

at least i'll beat him in years lived

he's already outlived you in a single day, the brightest stars burn the fastest

>be me 27 yo
>1.87cm tall, beard and viking haircut
>going to some shit music club (i mostly like metal music)
>see one friend ordering some thunderbitch shots
>19-20yo girl appear
>hey you wanna be my gf for this night?
>kiss her, guess she like older guys
>ask my friend to order one more shot for my new gf
>fuck her in bathroom
>leave this shitty place

>2-3 hours later
>After club+taking cocaine
>blonde girl, beautiful face, big boobs big ass
>interesting conversation
>decide to stop talking and look her directly in her eyes
>she expects me to kiss her
>let her talk her again
>repeting eye look
>she couldnt resist and she started kissing me

>finish my cocaine
>leaving place without saying her goodbye

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>1:30am
>wearing a kilt
>powerlifter
>at shitty drunk hotdog stand notorious for trouble (Wiener's Circle for any Chicago folks)
>guy tries to cut in line because his order was wrong
>staff there literally do not care
>call him an asshole and move him out of my way
>order, get my food
>see him and his girlfriend sitting at a table outside
>sit with them
>guy is getting angry
>he starts talking shit
>"calm down, man, if you wanted to come home with me you could have just asked"
>guy stands up like he wants to fight
>reach over and eat his pickle
>now he's making threats
>stand up, smiling, point out that its not a fight he'll win
>he starts yelling about how he's taller than me (wtf?)
>call him sweetheart
>he pushes me, I step in, grab both of his ears hard, and plant a kiss on his forehead
>crowd is now laughing
>he throws a punch, I eat it, step in, and kiss him again
>now he's enraged, his girlfriend is yelling how I'm a disgusting person
>tell her talk like that is going to get her boyfriend raped in an alley
>he telegraphs a punch, I bear hug him and kiss him a third time, holding him to me, arms pinned at his side
>literally lift him off the ground
>he's shouting that I need to let him go
>"tell me you love me first, princess"
>crowd is hooting and taking pictures
>he actually fucking says "I love you"
>his girlfriend is horrified
>allow them to go home knowing she'll never see him as a man again