G'morning b

g'morning b.
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

Iv still got weed to smoke

Because I don't wanna upset my dog.

I have to apply to grad school.

This

Because I'm due in court on Friday.

Because i have to open this fucking same thread everyday

Pretty much this.

Got a lot of pending work.

Because being an edgy faggot is too mainstream these days

Really good question, but now, tell me, why SHOULD I kill myself?

It would be too painful for my family. Plus, and unsurprisingly, death scares me.

Solid foundation for never doing anything bad or causing harm in any way

to cum on her fac

Because life is pointless, lots of suffering and you are gonna die anyways

right too many freaking unfinished projects that need someone to finish

Lucky you
Now nudes

cock or cum tribute her first

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that btch

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veronica

On the bus

Because yesterday my entire best friends family and all of his closest friends including myself, finally came out and told him how we think his gf is a succubus and that he shouldn't marry her.... I'm now waiting to see what happens.


Also I wasn't going to kill myself anyway. I ain't no weak fuckin mark.

Bc it would smell and the cat would lick my eyeballs

This is true BUT it also has a lot of joys, fun and who knows, maybe you will live to see technology prolonging life. This is all factor why not kill yourself. I just want to see it, I'm excited about seeing where will life lead me.

...

Because I'm not suicidal.

Because tomorriw is a holiday and i don't want to ruin that for my family

>this

the relish is near

Because I am happy and enjoy being alive.

name of the bitch ?

There is a girl out there that would kill herself if I killed myself so I have to push on to keep her around.

to lazy. i'll just let some one else do it for me

are you able to get through to her that she's dumb ?

Because I'm white.
Goddamn I love being white.

I have a gf and family I don't want to upset
Plus I'm not suicidal

She is sort of slow at times but she is rather smart, for the shithole part of America we live in. I just think she has feelings for me but circumstances won't allow us to be together so if she lost me, she'd probably give up on life.


It's not like I'm on the edge of suicide constantly so she doesn't have anything to worry about.

because i love jesus a bunchy bunchy

>It's not like I'm on the edge of suicide constantly
>I
>like
>that

because im afraid more than im depressed.

sauce please?

gf does anal ?

karla king

really want the name of this whore

just looked her up dont think thats her

saw a video of her ages ago really liked it forgot to bookmark been looking for it for ages whats her name?

Because Trump won and I have faith in Le Pen and hope to live to see the white race rise up again and storm the world.

It's kind of late where I am and I'm about to go to bed; so to cut a long post short: I don't want to kill myself because LSD is fucking awesome and if you've never done it before you should try it at least once before you die.

someone must be able to sauce this please

had truffles in amsterdam, never did lsd though.

Can't you retards do a fucking google search? It's Gabriella Paltrova and the scene is Manhandled #7.

You're welcome. Now literally kys.

Because I haven't gotten around to tell my best friend (and only friend I have I still talk to) my will, I'm still trying to figure out how to tell him that without freaking him out since he knows I want to kill myself before 30

Bc I have to meet the rest of my fiances family tomorrow.

>Gabriella Paltrova
thanks man