Yes, well done Voldemort, well done

Yes, well done Voldemort, well done.

HOWEVER

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f*ck off r*dd*t memester

>he thinks dumbleposting is one person
>he keeps posting it
well done


However

Name one thing Harry Potter did the entire series.

he got yellow fever

Ginny

The whole franchise is based on deus ex machina, it was so damn stupid and the protagonist had no personality whatsoever.

>___posting

just more proof stacking up for this r*dd*t meme

trained his bros, did a successful patronus..got cedrics body back to his father..blew up his aunt

LOTRfag btfo

He got hit twice by avada kedavra which is why voldemort lost.
If only voldemort knew that if you kill your enemies they win.

Harry was supposed to be exceptionally ordinary that was the point of why Voldemort fucked his own shit the night he killed his parents and tried to kill him. He was p good with spells though.

What?

Lord of the Rings homosexual back the fuck out

HOWEVER you were in one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises! Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but itüfs certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books are good though
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

it's based on the books you idiot

The whole premise of his character is that he is the chosen one because the plot demands it. He doesnt have any exceptional skills, no brains, nothing really. If something went wrong the plot would fall apart quicker than the WTC.

had a more quality consistent series than Star Wars (prequels) and LotR (Hobbit).

This and its not even funny

it's blown the fuck out you idiot

the hobbit trilogy is very consistent in its badness

>the retarded bait spammer forgot his image.

be absolute garbage for retarded nerds.

yes but nobody even mentioned the hobbit

different user

I remember this thread. It was yesterday or something.

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NO this is bait
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Outflew one of the fiercest dragons in the world

Outmaneuvered Voldemort's immortality by coming to understand wandlore faster than the rest of his peers, and used the knowledge to trap Voldemort into a conflict he couldn't win (books)

Is apparently an Azula-tier prodigy of fighting and actually defeated Voldemort in a final climactic battle (movies)

Disarmed Lucius Malfoy in direct combat at the age of 15

Managed to accidentally be the most prodigious Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Hogwarts ever saw

Wisely invested his entire Triwizard Championship earnings in a startup for Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, an enterprise that went on to be wildly successful.

Successfully infiltrated both the Ministry of Magic and Gringotts Bank, despite the fact that both were actively hostile to him at the time and were prepared at all times for subterfuge.

Managed to redeem Griphook, who ended up being the GOAT elf

Lived a happy life with a huge family and fulfilled all of this dreams

cool haha :)

>being an archive """detective"""
>not trying to quell the autistic DC fanboys

wtf i love harry now

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theres a dc thread up right now. shouldn't you be in it you manchild?
also considering your history thats going to come with each reply, are you the cuck/blacked spammer too?

Harry really was a badass

>Outflew one of the fiercest dragons in the world

only because he had the f-35 of brooms

>being an archive ""detective""

slave away then autist. I don't care.

>only
mate he had fucking heart flying

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why do you refuse to answer the question? is it safe to assume you are indeed the blacked spammer?
also you say ">not trying to quell the autistic DC fanboys" but what can we do about you?

what wrong with that? It's called discussion.

If all the pros fly on the best brooms are they bad flyers? Harry probably should have gone pro infact it could have set up some great sequels

hes a shit poster. its not "discussion" much like the guy in his own image here

(You)
oh boy, I posted a image more than once.

Have I upset you? You seem to be a DC fanboy.

It all makes sense now... looks like I touched a nerve.

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why would I be upset? it was me that made sure 1.jpgs constant autism against Sup Forums and praise for finn/dc was brought to light

that's not shitposting, shitposting would be the blacked threads or the Taylor Swift spam.

he's putting DC "kino" memers in their place.

(You)

Give me more links pls.

no he isn't. hes fueling his console war feeling he wants after leaving Sup Forums and encouraging them even more.

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>he still wont confirm if hes the cuck spammer or not
huh

>I'LL GET YOU HARRY POTTER™
Really, J.R.R. Rowling?

he's pretty autistic sure, but this board shouldn't be allowed to shill trash like BvS.

Why do you think there's so many threads about buying the BvS Blu-Ray? Warner Shills are real. They started the "capekino" meme to shill BvS.

It's a nessesary evil.

Leave it to me

You're the only retard posting screencaps from there.

capekino was started by meme cancer like him. you are right about shills being here though.
the sticky it got for spoilers(which was the only thing being protected from spoilers being posted too like midnight special) was enough proof.

I'm not, those are actual Blacked.com shills. I actually report all of those threads. They're annoying as all hell.

Report them with me brother, we can save Sup Forums together!

hey so did the mod finally kill the cunny spammer? Thankfully he seems to be gone.

>midnight special
also captian shit 3 which wasn't protected from spoilers.

oh now it all makes sense. you're the real pedo
this is great. I've got you and now know where you always will be. swaggy will hear about this

>Griphook
>elf
Griphook was a goblin, are you thinking of Kreacher, who he inherited along with 13 Grimmauld Place?

God damn, Hermione was hot in Chamber.

I'm not from Australia though.

Swaggy is best mod though for sure. Funny as hell on /qa/.

I'd post another Chen pic but I don't want to Avatarfag.

Friendly reminder that Harry was sighting for that Asian meat until movie 6 when he started settling for 2nd grade ginger pussy

>13 Grimmauld Place
It was 12 Grimmauld Place. Like the number of players on a Quidditch team.

she looks the best on that cover but shes smoking in 3 4 5 6 and 7 my sick can attest

He burned Dudley's fucking bacon

Somebody should post that pic of her sitting on the floor in the bathroom where you can see her panties. I need a wank before I go to work.

You're right, meant Kreacher but confused the two names. Griphook was indeed a goblin and he most certainly was not a best anything

thats a shoop

no but you are the child porn poster.

Anti-Harry Fags BTFO like the punk bitches they are.

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I don't care, I wanna cum to 12 year old Emma Watson.

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an explicit sex scene between harry and hermione would have vastly improved the series.

Give me a month

Only because you're after such a noble cause. It's not like I like you or anything.

Fug, she was perfect.

it was pure kino the way it was. director and actors implied they could have but they dont, harry is just trying to cheer her up which he is pretty wrecked over the fact he can only do so for a minute and shes still willing to die for him

Any time I get the urge to go back through the books again I always skip 1&2 and start directly at Prisoner of Azkaban. That's when the series gets truly great.

I don't get that image, can you explain it to me? I'm quite dumb.

So the anti-actress dude posts it to get actress threads deleted right? Are all the posts with arrows samefag except the last 2?

That's a shame, I wish ScarJo/Alison Brie threads weren't deleted.

how come they never did anything together? did they just kiss in 5 and decide not to go out?

Why do you have such shit taste Marcus? Kendrick is much better and more authentic

I haven't read since the series ended but if i did i would reread all of them

Thanks guys. All done.

>playing dumb
cute, but you're done no matter how hard you try and pretend you're not one of them.

Anna Kendrick? eh, she's bland. and a cokehead.

>No Citizen Bane

ok lad

shit taste faggot

What would you do?

More like patrician taste compared to the mutt that is Emma Watson

Buy a lotto ticket, maybe take a big exam like MCAT/LSAT, goof off and watch the world fall into my lap.

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More emmy.

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I read from 3 at least once every year and a half. To be a faggot about it, they're my bible.

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Try to be happy.

i watch the movies a lot i need to reread it

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>the books are good meme

Please develop some taste.

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