Something very big will be revealed here in 5 minutes time. Stay tuned!

Something very big will be revealed here in 5 minutes time. Stay tuned!

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Something very big will be revealed in two minutes time.

better be amazing

One minute till the big reveal!

is it that you are a faggot

HA HA HA HA staying alive, staying alive

OP IS A FAGGOT
SUCH AMAZE
MUCH WOW
VERY OW

it is time

Faggot.

THIS IS THE BIG REVEAL.

I AM OP.

I HEARBY DECLARE THE ISTABLISHMENT OF THE ISLAMIC SHAIKHDOM OF BRITANIA.

MY NAME IS AZZAM AL BRITANI.

I AM THE HEAD OF THE BRITANIA SHURA COUNCIL.

THIS IS ARE FLAG.

WE WILL REVEAL ARE CONSTITUTUTION VERY SOON.

OP??

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i knew it
fucking britain

WooooW hard to take seriously when opening with a block from Super Mario haha

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When will this reveal be? I have plannes tonight.. soooo, yeah.

allah the prophet of muhammad,you got that one right at least.

shura is a joke.

THIS IS AZZAM AL BRITANI.

THE QURAN IS ARE ONLY CONSITUTION.

THIS IS THE NEW WAY.

quran.com

THIS IS ARE GIDE.

THE ONLY GIDE WE NEED.

STAY ONLINE.

MORE WILL BE REVEALED VERY SOON.

you shoul look on gide hub. Way more gides there m8.

I made pork chops and bacon while we wait for more.

I made pork chops and bacon while we wait. Dig in boys.

i bet your real name is zenji al-kirdistani

God damn time out.

THIS IS AZZAM AL BRITANI.

I HAVE SPOKE TO THE SHURA COUNCIL OF BRITANIA.

WE HEARBY SENTENSE YOU BOTH TO DEAF FOR BLASPHEMY.

NEITHER OF YOU ARE MUSLIMS ANY MORE.

YOU HAVE THREE DAYS TO REPENT.

OR YOU WILL STOP BEING MUSLIMS FOR EVER.

You mean I can't hear anymore? OH NO! Forgive me Allah I forgot to buy TP today so I had to use the Qurans pages to wipe my ass :(

this is now a mock islam thread
>pic describes muhammad perfectly

How many goats must I fuck in the ass to repent?

THIS IS AZZAM AL BRITANI.

GLAD TIDINGS TO THE BELEIVERS.

THE LIONS OF THE SHAIKHDOM ARE PREPARING FOR BATTLE AGAINST THE NON BELEIBERS.

AS YOU SPEAK AND EAT YOUR CAPITALIST BIG MACKS WE HAVE HACKED HUNDREDS OF YOUR Sup Forums ACCOWNTS.

How do Muslims practice safe sex?


They mark camels that kick.

Ow no? Can't I be muslim anymore? Allahdamnit I was having such a great time there. Well at least I can fuck other boys now.. Bye

I wrapped my account in pork, good luck getting through, camel fucker.

beliebers?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ecJUqhm2g08

gud stuf

THIS IS AZZAM AL BRITANI.

BYING PORK IS BYING NEWKES FOR DEVIL IRAN.

YOU ARE A SHIA.

sunni = shia = shit

Hey guise I think I've found a picture of our "Shaikh".

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Lions

being or buying? I want to follow but you make it soooo hard.

ALL HAIL BRITANIA!! ALL HAIL BRITANIA!! ALL HAIL BRITANIA!! ALL HAIL BRITANIA!! ALL HAIL BRITANIA!! ALL HAIL BRITANIA!! ALL HAIL BRITANIA!! ALL HAIL BRITANIA!! ALL HAIL BRITANIA!! ALL HAIL BRITANIA!! ALL HAIL BRITANIA!! ALL HAIL BRITANIA!! ALL HAIL BRITANIA!! ALL HAIL BRITANIA!!

I can't wait for ISIS to win. That means the illuminati lost. And then God is coming to kill all muslims. Yay Deus Vult bitches.

THIS IS AZZAM AL BRITANI.

MASHALLAH BROTHER.

YOU ARE TRUELY A LION.

CAN WE HAVE A TAKBIR FOR THIS MUSLIM BROTHER?

I wasn't aware they lost their old keys.

Muslims are breeding with the whore of babylon ie. iraq. judgement is upon you fuckers

THIS IS AZZAM AL BRITANI.

IRAN HAD THE KEYS TO THE HARTS OF ALL THE GOOD MUSLIMS.

BUT THEY LOST THEM WHEN THEY DEFENENDED THE TIRANT OF AL SHAAM.

ARE YOU A LION?

waiting for you goddamn revealation bitch. And you said you'd make me deaf. But I can still hear perfectly fine.