Daily reminder that if your bitch does the one on the left, you're simply to short to please her...

Daily reminder that if your bitch does the one on the left, you're simply to short to please her. You might as well just hand it for Tyrone to do the job for you.

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>implying everyones loves that position
faggot

B-but Tyrone is in jail for not paying child support...

The position on the right is better for short dicks.

If you don't love that position your bitch has a small ass or you're a fucking faggot.
Probably both.

except the position on the right makes the dick feel deeper. left is a lot more comfortable when it's too big. however the right one is more pleasant on the eye.

>they know because they either have a pussy or a short dickely doo

nigger
youtube.com/watch?v=5ODMUbe7J-I&t

found the virgin

Normie with grillfriend. She says the position on the right makes her back hurt after a few minutes.

vaginas come in different sizes just like dicks

>> does stance on-the left

>> sometimes she jumps off my dick in pain

What's your excuse for that then? my dick is 7 inches and my girl is 5ft 6 asian.

wow bro good for you haha holy shit you found the virgin on Sup Forums wow
dumb fucking nigger quit acting like you've actually had sex with anything other than a body pillow you faggot, nobody on Sup Forums has ever touched pussy

>spotted the 4 inch'er

>to short to please her.
implying they don't do that and a million other weird contortions when they start cumming
fuckoff faggot.

>my dick is 7 inches
You're not meant to measure from the centre of your sphincter

>What?

Listen here bitch tits, my dick is 6 1/2 sometimes 7"s. I pisses me off that she does the left because I "hurt her". Tbh it makes me seriously annoyed when she pushes me away or she gets hurt so I just stop just say "fuck it." (double pun)

That's funny, because when she does that position, I've torn her pussy to the point of bleeding.

I tear her every time we fuck because my dicc is thicc AF. She loves it. Sometimes I'll smack her around if she winces while I put it in and she loves that too.

>OP implying he isn't a virgin
>OP implying he could ever net a hole desperate enough to let him dissatisfy it.

> > and implying isn't the same shit

>my dick is 6 1/2 sometimes 7"s

daily reminder, if your bitch likes doggy style, its because she rubs her clit and thinks about tyrone while she waits for you to stop annoying her with your skinny little white dick. having to face you ruins the fantasy.

Yall niggas don't know about the ramp.

liberator.com/ramp.html

It makes doggy 100x easier on both of us. Shit's cash, yo.

Let me tell you where you are wrong.
Doggy style helps even the smallest of dicks because doggy style can get your penis deeper than any other position regardless of size.
> ITT - uneducated African decent

kys

Same here, left is the 'I'm too sore' pose. Does not feel as good.

found another virgin

Mother fucker every damn girl in the world fucks like the left image. Right image is the bottom out on my cervix bc it's painful position

You pathetic faggots all need this.

stupid nigger
youtube.com/watch?v=5ODMUbe7J-I&t

She's a petite asian, of course her ass is small.

If you're not into petite women then you shouldn't be questioning other people's sexuality, user.

does your whore mom bring your spaghetti-o's down to you or do you get up off your fat ass and go get them ?

Why the fuck would I buy that when I can just use any armchair

This right here. Because I love this position so much my gf let me fuck her like this for a month and now she has back pain and the doctor told her no more doggy style.

Arch of the back only changes the angle into the vagina, not the depth. Depth comes from how far back she's leaning in to you. If the back of her thighs are nearly touching her calves, you'll be able to puncture her freaking cervix.

Jesus christ the virginity OP is displaying.

It's the opposite faggot

The one on the left is the pose bitches hit when they can't take it. They all start out doing the right but as soon as I put it all in they crumple.

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