Guys im literarlly dying.. what should i type next?

Guys im literarlly dying.. what should i type next?

"call an ambulance" would be good..

leme eet dat pussy

Ask her "What's the difference between jelly and jam?". She'll say something like "What?" or "I don't know", then you say "I can't jelly my cock down your throat"

shut up bitch il show you fast and furious

Ay by u want sum fuk

Ayy my mouth gonna go fast and furious on ya pussy

This

keep referring to her as slampiece

You're gonna be in the Morg an stuff after i'm done with you

brb, my poop is coming

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Ask 'how are the boys treating you on here' and then ask what she's looking for on tinder, then it's countdown to sex0r

i like the first too because dom looks young and hot and the story line is better becauses no niggers and wetbacks also i wondering how oconner dicks taste like

winrar

Lmaoo

Good job OP. But charge your phone.

Waiting for a reply boys hold on inb4 she blocks me

>23%
>charge your phone

You wot m8?

Can't you see that it's charging u blind nigger

"shit my my mouth plz"

This. It's a classic OP.

He is charging it, you can see the symbol

If get Say
"I would smash you like Paul Walker smashed into that pole."

ask her if she knows about the jewish new world order

Until the piggy replies what should i type to this sports gril

No no.
>Wanna play Paul Walker, I'll smash your face with my pole. ;D

"ima smash you ass like paul smashed into the pole"

Do the jelly jam bullshit.

How far can you fit that ball up you anus?

call her a dumb slut then demand nudes

kek

Ok doing the jelly and jam thing with the soccer girl

>

>using mimi

Dubs checked though

I will rupture your anal cavity

dubs

What should i say to this feminist pig ?

abort and call her a nigger

bumping this shit

the anal cavity guy got dubs

Get fucked newfag/samefag

No he didn't you failure of a shit

tell her the pay gap is because women are stupid

get the fuck out nigger

Waiting on replies guys, dang these grils are slow

Send me nudes or I'm gonna tie your dad to a streetlight and dogfuck him in front of a crowd

Ok ill do this to the next gril

tell her you'd like to wage your cock in her gap and then close the gap

Kek, neither the first girl or this girl are going to answer you user.

i'm staying

She next bois

"If you don't mind"

no

I'm sad send nudes

crybaby

Lol

that face you make, it's gonna be just like that when i destroy your pussy tonight

Fucking nice

what is this app?

Good eve m'lady
Do you, perchance, have time to converse with a gentleman such as myself?

Xddd

Since Trump won the election, can I grab u by the pussy?

Bitches wont reply

FUK U FOR FUKING UP PEARL HARBOR U JAPANESE CUNTNUGGET

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I'd like you to bite my dick with those amazing teeth

Omg this is topkek material

if you don't send me nudes i'm going to kill myself.

Ok guys on standby until bitches reply

newfag

o shit waddup here come dat seal

Under rated posts

>I-I was only pretending to be retarted

'Bitch please, Tokio drift is 150% of greatness a movie could probably reach. The first one is hardly a 5/7'

And yes, out of context

bump

If you don't reply to this message your mother will die in her sleep tonight

bamp

oh no not my mum

>nottoday.jpeg

O R I G I N A L
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fuck you

No

do no harm, pupper

fist me daddy

roll

i think ur breaking the 1st and 2nd rule of tinder. thats why they wont even bother replay

"Don't ignore me you rancid swine!"

Fkin bitches wont reply

What? Is your penis small?

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do no harm pupper

"Don't ignore me you rancid swine!"

I've got a friend who uses this and it really works!

Say 'I have cancer. I am literally dying. It has spread so viciously that I AM CANCER'

Did you really think they would considering what you sent?

That was a suggestion for the pickup line faggeaux

Omg she replied whats next ?

Ask her to marry you ;)

go for the punchline anyway, it works every time

"lel you on reddit? or are you more of an ifunny kinda girl ;)"

You use jelly to jam your fist in my ass