teleports behind you
Teleports behind you
Nice try
...his hand hovers an inch above your shoulder.
now we're getting to the good part
:"Tchh," he sneers, readying his katana, "Prepare to face the wrath of the Phallic Arts!"
Just business fella..
Death is temporary, Valhalla is eternal.
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Nothing personnel kiddo
Humph it is personel man
I read that as 'Vanilla is eternal'
>smell of b.o reaches me first
>turn around and bend his tinfoil sword
>whisper gently in his ear " wouldnt the friendzone require you to have some friends"?
>bend him over and lube his asshole with his tears
> pound him hard in his dorito duster whilst calling him m'lady
> pull off his trilby and use it to catch my jizz
>"pssh...nothin personnel...kid"
>some shit about shrek
Vanilla IS eternal
Same difference.
turn around and shoot in face
Hot doggity damn youre right
More like
"Heh nothing personal kid"
Now we end this.
omnislash that bitch
"m'lady..."
*clenches the shaft of his katanya*
tips fedora
*its a hologram*
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I die laughing
Checked
Nice airsoft, faggot.
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