I'm back again today, Sup Forums

I'm back again today, Sup Forums.

Ask a Paramedic.

Except today: Ask A Paramedic - Volunteer Hours Edition. I'm doing my unpaid fire gig for 12h starting 1800 central time.

Nationally registered Paramedic. Certified firefighter. I'm a driver/operator on the volunteer shift I run on. My medical control does not extend to the fire engine. Southeastern USA, Mississippi.

We won't get anymore specific. Just know that Anonymous is literally your firefighters, your paramedics, and even your cops, sometimes.


Random update: I didn't sleep well after I hopped off here last night. Didn't run anymore calls, tho, which is nice. Got home, napped, and now I'm getting ready to head in to stay at the same place again for 12 hours - hopefully.

Ground rules:

1) No pictures of me or my unit. Sorry.
2) I won't tell you where I work.
3) I don't talk about certain calls I have ran in the past because it screws with me. I've been in emergency services since 2009, and dealt with/heard/seen a lot in the whole 8 years. Some things I don't care to relive.
4) For you sick Sup Forumsastards: I have not molested any of my patients before. Don't bother asking.

Hit it, Sup Forums.

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Lulz. Second day in a row I've gotten quads.

RIP this thread.

I guess your really a paramedic, cause
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THOSE QUADS JUST SAVED THIS THREAD'S LIFE

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Oh and to kick this thread off,

>What's the craziest loss of limb emergency story you have?

I've stepped on a guy's eyeball after he got creamed by an 18 wheeler on an interstate.

I don't do dirty feet. Or eyeballs. For this reason.

NEXT.

No other takers?

Nice dubs, btw, kiddo.

Fuck off faggot you know all we want to hear about is past calls either start telling some stories or fucking kill yourself

Joke's on you, Sup Forumsoyo - I tried back in July.

:D

NEXT.

Also, faggot. See

"If at first you don't succeed try try again" - William Edward Hickson

Then start telling some suicide story's before you kill yourself faggot

Three times - each one interrupted. Finally got help from my service's Employee Assistance Program and sought treatment for my depression and post-traumatic stress. I was off work for a month, almost lost my home, and I'm probably gonna be taking a SSRI for the rest of my life.

Life is better, tho.

IF

How do I get the blood out of my carpets?

AT

See

Gb2/bed, kiddo.

You're boring me.

FIRST

Hydrogen peroxide boils it out.

Thanks what about the semen though

I'm on a phone and still managed to combo break your ass.

nobody wants to hear stories of him trying to khs we want to hear stories of him dealing with a sucide/attempted

Try Resolve and/or Club soda.

Jokes on you I'm also on my phone

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End life

These dubs, tho.

I actually picked up a dude last night who was suicidal. Walked from one county to the other to call for help. He'd been off his depakote and rispirdal for two weeks, and had been feeling suicidal since Sunday.

No plan, just felt suicidal/homicidal. Turned out he had a warrant for his arrest, I found out later, in Illinois. Probation violation.

His dad died over the weekend so he had come home to bury him.

Violated his parole as a result.

He felt like shit. During the transport I talked to him and tried to make him realize that there's a lot more to life.

I meant more people who actually went through with it but that's a least somthing

See

I'm pretty sure walking out into intestate traffic is suicidal. It certainly didn't feel accidental.

More traditional like emo fag found in bedroom go back to basics MAKE SUICIDE GREAT AGAIN

I mean, if you've seen one, you've seen them all. I've only really dealt with adults in their 20s and 30s who have legit ODd, shot themselves, or hung themselves. They kinda run together after a while.

No kiddo emofags.

Then you're fucking useless im moving to Russia putin will make me care about life again

Bump.

Good luck, faggot.

Okay so I was cleaning my bathroom with higher concentrated bleach and I used way to much and inhaled some fumes by mistake, what is the worst case?

You're gonna die. Call poison control.

Just kidding.

Upper respiratory irritation and probably light headedness. Start vomiting or have problems seeing or moving? Call 911.

Thank you