Get stuffed.
Get stuffed
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aight
what do you mean by this
Turkey. And other things.
stuffed dragon
furries are friend, not food!
spegeti
dont like stuffing
food, not friend
tfw an alcoholic family member is coming over for thanksgiving so we can't have wine
fuck that shit
lame
ur
I have enough rum to get drunk after I have to talk to all my fucking relatives tho which is fire
why is that dragon a frog
Don't be an alcoholic.
fuuuuuuuuuuck that
how about you stop being a bitch
Well now I'm calculating to see what form of alcohol is best for cost efficiency (namely wine vs. hard alcohol), so I can't criticize.
faggot
kinda dreading the day my tolerance is good enough that I have to do that kind of math
Hm.
I know price ranges for .75/1.75L hard alcohol, and I know the range for most wine, but I believe I've seen huge bottles of wine before. And then you have to factor in Franzia...
ull never be tolerant
how about you be a reasonable person and socialize with your blood for less than 24 hours without a handicap
Use your superior genes
Kek. I make alcohol for a living. 40,000 litres a day of 192 proof.
Shots fired. Not the kind he wanted.
fuck you devnull I'd rather vote for hillary clinton than spend an hour with my grandmother sober
>tfw no hordes of relatives to have over; everyone is dead or far away
>tfw only have had to interact with my father the past two days
You can keep your big families, plebs.
Become an orphan to achieve happiness.
lucky fuck
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tfw family drama means i wont be seeing my extended family for an unknown amount of time
Yeah, the difference between me and seemingly many other people is that I wish I wasn't here right now because it's so dead, and I'd rather be completely alone back at my place.
Many other people wish they were somewhere else because it's too lively.
I'm not going to families house, want to join up?
tomorrow gonna be boring af
nothing on this earth is better than being completely alone with the internet
Mysterious.
Internet + pizza = happiness
I'm nowhere vaguely near you.
Plus I need to help make food and finish my cake.
you could have a day off work or school AND be alone with a computer.
and booze
that's been my entire week
I also dont know who you are so
Yeah, I'm not going to lie. I'm hanging out with friends tomorrow, one is a professional chef. We're gonna make dark and stormy's and old fashioned's all day. We're gonna get plastered and eat a shit ton of food while playing board games. Gonna be great.
hey julian
exactly fuck you you're gonna have fun
I DONE SEEN EM
That's optional for me, but required for you.
Good.
I like it that way.
>having friends
done have em LMAO
you seem not shit though you like the white dog comic thing
not """required"""
>superior genes
whites are superior.
julian is kinda white
I'm no longer a disgusting fatty.
You should try not being a pathetic alcoholic.
Just ask how Julian how not shit I am.
you were never fat, dummy
we doing Guns and Stuffs now?
if we're talking about optimal alcohol to drunk ratio, beer/whiskey mix is less cheap but more fucked up per oz.
I can masturbate to this
how fat
also I dont need to I can just ask you
Who the fuck it julian?
BUT WAIT! There's MORE!
I was very well on my way to becoming one if I sustained that kind of lifestyle.
Same goes for you.
I'd rather have Franzia than Natty Ice tho. Whiskey is aight, but I've never had godawful whiskey before, so not sure.
I gained 20 pounds over the course of a few months.
Which is a lot for me. I got pudge.
red white and blue is good but low tier panty drawer.
post collar
>Hurr durr who I am is not important no I won't tell you who I am, it's that unimportant, just quit asking
20 pounds to what original
there's a lot of difference
not even ballpark
peace
darwin and you people do that shit all the time
nigga I stopped tryin to tell you niggas apart
you first
We have names so.
No peace allowed.
~145->~165
I'm 6'3.
Who are you talking to? Do you understand how Sup Forums works?
Then tell us what these names are.
It's right there over my filename, see?
not always I mean
so you went from twig to stick
Yep, always.
I dont have collars
except that one I bought for another guy
Literally 1 image in and a g/fur thread is ruined by an avatarfag
time for you to leave
I feel so insulted.
me = cancer
End my life.
More like from stick to pathetic.
belatedly. fuck you!
this
i don't blame people for not being open about their identity in the presence of the reigning thread datamining champion
I'm 6' and like 190
I've been like 160 range before and I couldn't eat anything without getting sick nearly.
Terrance or whoever was weirder about it.
raccoon just makes images I thought
both creepy as fuck
>I couldn't eat anything without getting sick nearly
How does such a thing even occur?
I've just had a problem of can't stop eating and never feeling sick.
>shit picture
idgaf
spoooooopy~
who
kinky as fuq
gay cartoon animals
yay!
Look at the time! It's Cute Butt O'clock!
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This speaks to me for some reason.
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What was what?
Rip Namesync. It's Cy+e, I thought you died.
i'm not that namefag. sorry. that's was the filename from BEFORE he took on the moniker "squibbles" and i'm too stubborn to change it.
Fucc. I thought I finally located my long lost friendo
i thnk i got his facebooks, skype, and MAYBE know where to find him on twitter. ain't seen him in thread for a while
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lick