ITT: we're British soldiers hanging out in the trenches. Dubs and we go over the top

ITT: we're British soldiers hanging out in the trenches. Dubs and we go over the top.

Any of you lads got a light?

Yeah mate, here you go.

Buh-bye

Thanks alot brace yourselves men where going Over Sarg there's a Hun gun net there

Onward to the noman's land!

well that escalated quickly

GAS! GET YOUR MASKS ON BOYS!

Bloody hell. Alright lads, up and over!

Let's put ol' Hun out of 'is misery, lads!

Fuck the smokes maggot. Plenty of smoke where were going.

JERRY'S ON THE RUN LADS

Britische truppen!

*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

GET UP! GET THE HELL UP LADS! THATS INCOMING!
GO GO GO

I just got here...

Think ur a special snowflake laddie? Fucking charge!

That's jolly good old bean, stand in front of me. You're statistically less likely to die.

Not again! I can't do it! I can't do it!

Tank dead ahead! Get ready men!

Pip pip 'n mum's the word, lads, tally ho!

HE'S AIMING

Second line on yer feet!

We'll cover your advance chaps, just remember to take cover in the freshest craters.

Reggi!

For King and Country!

Oh, my lovely brothaaaa

I will miss you..

Achtung Helmut! Feindliche Artillery!

*bang*

OH SHITE! SNI

Move you YELLOWBELLIED FUCK

*bang*

Woar, woar never changes.

*gun sounds*

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY ARMS
AHHHHHAHHHHHHH

Arrghhh

It's alright you wankers, the highland battalion is here to compensate for your lack of bollocks

FUCK THIS FUCKING WOAR

FUCKKKKK

*gets hit with mortar*

GET YOURSELF TOGETHER LAD! GO GO GO!

*bang*

AGGGGHHH, NO.

GIVE ME TO YOUR RIFLE.

*QUEEN AKBAR*

I'll be there in a minute

HA, fukken hun missed. They can't even hit the man producing the sweet sound of bagpipes.

*Chotank"

MAMA?! MAMA???!! WHERE ARE YOU?

Listen up lads fore we go over I has a lil bit to say, you boys been my best mates in this fucked world and it's been a bloody honor to serve with all yah lads.

Good luck out there mates, see you on the other side!

SHUT UP, CARL. MAMMA MİA IS NOT ALIVE!

sterben nigger *bang*

MY EYES MY EYES!!!!!!!! I'M FUCKING DYING IN HERE

MASKS ON BOYS!

*blushes* All this chaos is getting me super duper horny hehe *begins to remove pants while stroking dick* teehee :3

*Chlorine Gas gets deployed*

HERE COME THE CANADIANS TO HOLD THE FORT THAT THE FRENCH RETREATED FROM

AM I IN 1995?? THE WORLD WILL END IN 1997 YOU GOTTA KNOW THAT

JOSE IS THAT YOU????

Oh please god dont let me die!! I joined with all my pals and now im the only one. Its not fair!!

HALT! *bang*

Haha fucking canucks. Here comes america to help

I wonder when the Americans will come save us

>HA, fukken hun missed. They can't even hit the man producing the sweet sound of bagpipes.

Bagpiper shot by nearby Yank forces who mistook the noise for a Hun ritual buttsecks orgy.

MY FUCKING LEGS WHERE ARE THEY OH GOD. Avenge me

He's trembling all over, and there is blood everywhere. It's too late to save the man! *Whistling from above* RUUUN LADS!

Bloody hell I've been shot

Fook the poofter anyway! He was a cuck.

MEDIC!

They are sending Negro supply troops with shovels.

IZ THIZ MEIN NEW UNIT?

*Teleports behind you* Pssh nothing personell kid *tips fedora*

Medic is decapitated by minenwerfer.

Perhaps the Americans will realize the seriousness of war once their own country is leveled to muddy pits full of rubble and poison gas.

Well shit.. MEDIC DOWN, MEDIC DOWN!

It ith now, Studly! That ammo delivery to the forward trench can wait. Now come stir my Gallic colon.

I hope to be a videogame character in the future

Can anyone see the bomb crater?

I'd give anything to be in the charge of the light brigade right about now...

ya'll mind if i praise god?

>Perhaps the Americans will realize the seriousness of war once their own country is leveled to muddy pits full of rubble and poison gas.

Perhaps not, Feldwebel Hanchenficker! I'm from New Jersey and it already looks like that. Now grease that ass up, I hate going in dry. PFC Jamal is next and should loosen things up.

GOD DAMMIT

>ya'll mind if i praise god?

Sure. Looks clear to me. Stand on that parapet and sing out! I'll hold your helmet.

get over da top or ill shoot you like a dog, lad!

YOU FORGOT YOUR MASK, LAD

Praise the Lord! Praise God in his sanctuary; praise him in his mighty heavens! Praise him for his mighty deeds; praise him according to his excellent greatness! Praise him with trumpet sound; praise him with lute and harp!
Thank for holding my helmet fam

Did ya guys hear about, ol' timmy boy? He died this morning by ratpoison in i his food, i think that we may have a traitor among us.

>I just got here...

Is shot through the jaw, bends over and is shot through the penis by 712812830 (who was carrying a shotgun) by mistake.

Skipper, sir. I've been lying about me age. I'm only 12, sir. I want me mum.

I fucked yer mum lad, go on with it.

OVER THE TOP LAD, NO EXCUSES NOW

*bang*

>Did ya guys hear about, ol' timmy boy? He died this morning by ratpoison in i his food, i think that we may have a traitor among us.

Timmy was that twat praying on the parapet and waking us up. I shut im up for the common good. You can thank me later. Here's his gfs pix and address so we can line up to console her.

Not to worry Captain, I have a cunning plan

*BANG* DESERTER

Sure you do baldrick

America has arrived!! and with it, we bring you british ponces DEMOCRACY!

You're welcome.

"I am twelve, and what is this?"
(dies)

Bloody hell...I think we'd be better off without these cunts. Any of you lads with me?

GUYS ITS A MIRACLE!! WE'VE REACHED A TRUCE THIS CHRISTMAS 1914

*german soldier in british hands*

c'mon, mercy, if you let me go I will never do anything wrong

Well fuck me then! we'll console her later if we live so to say... which we wi-*Splash*

fuck

We'll letcha go this time! Don't get any ideas though!

Easy now, my British rescuees! I love it when you mob my knob, but less teeth and more rimming. You rim almost at well as the French. They've a hunger for the bunghole.

*Whistle*
EVERYBODY.NEXT WAVE! GET EM BOYS!

Ahhh relax boys. Thr ANZAC diggers are here to help you suzies