New Secrets/confessions thread anons

New Secrets/confessions thread anons.

I'll start. I have an obsession with pretending to be a girl online and catfishing other people. I'm extremely good at it too.

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now if it where to remain a secret it shouldnt be told shoudnt it not be yes

Secrets we keep from others in real life. Don't care about sharing stuff here because we are all anonymous.

Same. Except I like to catfish as girls I know irl (who's nudes I don't have) so I usually give up after they ask for nudes out of pure laziness to come up with something to look real

I've been debating on whether or not I should pursue my cousin sexually.
I could probably do it but the fallout if it got out would be immense.

This again?
>robbed a church
>killed some cats

yadda yadda work of ficiton

i mimic most of my emotions that people seem to like and believe I am this "nice, social guy"

>Except I like to catfish as girls I know irl.

That's a really good idea actually. Do you pretend to live the same life they do or do you just use their pictures? i might try that some time.

not worth it. there are 4 billion other vaginas out there.

i miss getting fucked on the dl by my fwb gay bear

Probably have other family members, too.

Yup, I pretend to be as much as them as possible. It's nice when I get a dude to cum tribute pics and do shit like that too

I'm OBSESSED with the idea of watching some guy fuck my little sister

I'm fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister, have been since summer. We fuck at least a couple times a week

what's she look like? I'd love for the same thing to happen with my little sisters

I've been starting my own secret threads. Hope you dont mind OP.

I fucked my cousin many times. It was a bad choice.

Not gonna post pics here, but post your kik or skype or something and I'd love to talk all about it with you

took a shit upon the neighbors' dog

pic related by analogy

ive seen my sisters getting fucked several times, but usually only for a minute or 2 max. not a big deal. theyve seen me fucking as well

why so?

Started as fun, then she fell for me and started talking about leaving her husband. Had to cut her out of my life which was pretty hard.

>usually only for a minute or 2 max

Medic here.

Her bf has an ED (erectile disease) and should stop fapping and abusing alcohol, coffee, weed, porn.

because I found out a feminine penis

i didnt mean that's how long they fucked total, just how much i saw of it.

oh, well my cousin is staying with me due to some ex-bf stalker nonsense
so no worries there
the whole falling in love thing might be bad but Alabama isn't that far away.

I never felt the same for her, which is the sucky part. But yeah dude give it a shot.

blackhawktrades on kik lets chat

i practice dark magic but do not quarrel with others around here

define dark magic. what is your aim?

Lie to my family that I work at night and go to random bars on Fridays. Found this chick at a club but seems that she is a gold digger. Every time I'm with her she ask to buy her a drink. She at least returns the favor by grinding that nice ass on my dick. Wasted a lot on money on booze, food and weed for her.

Now she's asking if I could help her with financial. She needs $400. Been asking her out twice and she couldn't because of "dealing with parents". Should I ask her for sex in exchange? Ditch her? She is pretty hot 8/10. I really don't know what to do with her...WWu guys do?

Summon some demons. Post results. If it works I'll do it too

>golddiggers
not. even. once. don't do it. she's playing you like a fool.

Bruce Jenner is not brave or a hero.

ask her out right to suck your dick in exchange.

moms front tried to fonger me in the bakc of my moms car

“Evil is a word used by the ignorant and the weak. The dark side is about survival. It's about unleashing your inner power. It glorifies the strength of the individual.”

“I can use my powers to conjure up your worst nightmares and bring them to life before your eyes. I can drive you mad with fear, shred your sanity, and leave you a raving lunatic for the rest of your life.”

unless I knew that was the case all along and you were getting mostly false information too.

its fun to play pretend.

Who were your best? Did you fool me?

>Did you fool me?

Possibly. I guess we'll never know.

the individual is only as strong as the pillars upon which their mind is set. a weak foundation will crumble under the karmic load.

;)

I have an obsession with Photobucket. I spend hours searching for girls who accidentally upload their nudes through the Photobucket mobile apps that automatically upload every picture you take. The trick is to catch them before Photobucket staff takes them down. I've got a nice collection that I'll share with Sup Forums someday.

Ever get real girls too give you nudes this way?

No regrets, we had a lot of fun along the way.

There is truth in a lie, and lies in truth!

i have learned a loophole in these rules for your so called karma i am not looking for another apprentice so do not ask

Indeed. If I CAN be real with you for a second though, I do actually feel a bit shit for pulling you along for as long as I did. Never expected it to continue this long, or really for that whole persona to ever extend outside of this thread.

>medic
>ED
>Erectile Disease

Kek

Now you have me worried user

that ok, the warning signs along the way were pretty clear. I was just enjoying myself.

safe for me to kill that throwaway account then or is it likely to get more use?

except now that persona is whole and does exist in your mind and she'll beg for attention with the biggest puppy dog eyes and quivering lip. constantly. because that's how girls are.

nah don't worry, the user i'm talking about is here anyways.

I mean if you want more use out of it I can oblige you, but the 'secret' is out now and the thrill is gone. So it's up to you. Although I'll admit it would be a bit awkward using those accounts now that the truth is out there.

Thanks for the fun though m8, you actually did introduce me to some stuff I was unaware of, and that is very much appreciated.

Yeah probably. I've done it before and it will most likely happen again. Ironically, I start regretting it about halfway through every time and feel guilty about fucking with people, but I can never get myself to stop. It's a bad obsession, but it could be worse.

How she looks like? Want to chat about it?

you're toying with your subconcious. you're living out these fantasies thus making them real. is this really the self you want to present to your soul? you might not enjoy having a copilot that you only think is under your control.

I bought condoms for my 12yo niece, she isnt sexually active, as far as i know, but some of her friends are so it's only a matter of time until she is. her parents are conservative jesusfags who try to shelter their kids from reality and they would probably have a stroke if they knew. my gf talked to her about sex, seeing how her parents didnt/wont.

I am trying to get into Sup Forums just to advertise for a friends Youtube Channel. youtube.com/watch?v=Sf-98zj1N28
He is a sick Fuck

Any of you remember QG or Anx?

This, or fuck a sock on m-less and go to sleep having not made a really bad decision.

my mother's car tried to friend me in the plates of my fathers nail.

eh, the awkward bit would be introducing the actual you. after that it depends on how comfortable you are talking to someone without as many layers in the way.

honestly surprised that any of that was new, you took to everything like a duck to water. now I'm interested in which bits were just new to the character and which were new to you completely

Are the other personas I've seen around that read like you actually you, or just a coincidence?

>remember them

they've both been here in the last week.

Was QG here?

within the last few days

Alright, cause I haven't been here for months and you said I was here last week

i want to have sex with mari.

either you or someone pretending to be fam

Interesting

assuming this is anx it was just a couple of comments though, nothing serious

if QG hasn't been on for months then somebody is doing a fucking good job impersonating him

I don't think QG is impersonatable

lolwut her car?

You'd be surprised. You've been fooled before.

I've been done a lot of things

Will wait for you here Sup Forumsro

>eh, the awkward bit would be introducing the actual you. after that it depends on how comfortable you are talking to someone without as many layers in the way.

I think it would be awkward trying to be my real self. Mostly because almost everything I said I have a fetish for is true. Now, parts of those could never come to fruition for obvious reasons, but it feels easier to write out those fantasy's when I'm pretending to be someone else. I sort of subconsciously tell myself it's part of the character, and not something I want (which is false).


>honestly surprised that any of that was new, you took to everything like a duck to water. now I'm interested in which bits were just new to the character and which were new to you completely

Believe it or not, that really was my first type doing the whole roleplaying thing. I've never done it before and I actually cringed at some of the shit I was writing at first. Not because I didn't enjoy it (because I did enjoy it), but because I've never done something like that before and it just felt...foreign. But it did actually start to grow on me rather quickly. I wasn't lying about reading all those stories you linked me for the first time either. I got fucking addicted to them, literally was spending upwards of 8 hours a day reading them because it was so good. You got me hooked on that one author and I'm anxiously awaiting for him to release the next part of the blackmail story. I'm not nearly as computer illiterate as I said. I'm studying comp sci in college so trying to fake being a retard with technology hurt, but I managed. I really do have a shitty windows phone, and holy fuck I can't tell you how bad it was to write to you on that thing. Shitty phone would over heat and I ended up downloading bluestacks because talking on that god forsaken piece of trash was just too unbearable. I can't think of anything else that was /wasn't actually me, but feel free to ask and I'll answer for you.

char limit.

i got my sister pregnant when she was 16.

>Are the other personas I've seen around that read like you actually you, or just a coincidence?

Oh, like the time you were guessing my name one at a time and I was all like "you must be a hacker or something" and you told me to fuck off? Yeah that was me. Pretty sure every instance of you wondering if it was me was actually me, but I always played it off like I was asleep. That always gave me a good chuckle. Sorry for tormenting you with that though.

When I was 16 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend, was 100% consensual, she didnt want to use a condom so we didnt. was painful for her but she didnt want to quit, i was very gentle. basically just made out while i was all the way inside her little pussy for 15-20 mins.

I love you.

If you're lurking, well... there. I said it.

i love you too son.

I just showered with 2 of my nieces a bit ago. when they stay at my place i let them if they

I love you too

>if they
if they want to

Fuck the bitch before you give her the 400 as a requirement and after you give her the 400 fuck her or get a bj then gtfo

>but it feels easier to write out those fantasy's when I'm pretending to be someone else
so if the fantasies are true but hte persona wasn't, what role do you picture yourself in in them? same or different?

>Believe it or not, that really was my first type doing the whole roleplaying thing
That's honestly unexpected. In that case you're pretty much a natural.

That author has been tormenting me for years by writing and uploading at such huge intervals. you're in for a long wait but its worth it.

>I'm not nearly as computer illiterate as I said
makes sense, compsci buddies 4 lyf
bluestacks is the best choice, fuck roleplaying on any phone let alone a windows phone

>like the time you were guessing my name
Thanks for clearing that one up, I was certain that was you.

but no, there are occasional new personas around that read a lot like you write. may just be coincidence.

>feel free to ask and I'll answer for you.
actually watching community, and if so are you done with it yet?

as usual I have to go though, so feel free to contact me by the usual method if you want. I'll leave it up a bit longer.

chico?

this faggot. somebody please, kill this faggot.

and cut off his fucking water so he cant come in here anymore and brag about his stupid pedo showers.

QG are you lurking?

i fingerd my cousin while she was passed out drunk also did meth on several occasions

I always lurk in these threads but never post anything

Count your losses on what you've already spent, next time it will be 800 that she needs

i used to fuck my aunt when i was 14-15. then she went christian and stopped wanting to fuck me. had to go back to fapping.

i post it just to piss you off. but i guess it is about time to retire it and make a new story

I'm here now. My first post in this thread, my first today.

Why?

Yeah, I'll message you my responses to everything on kik because I doubt the thread will be up when you get back.

M?

o_O

its a pretty faggy story faggot.

even for pedo standards.

I get fucked up on coke and booze more often then I should then get on tinder and fuck random skanks behind my girlfriends back. Feels bad but I can't help myself for some reason. Probably gonna do it shortly because yeah...

I don't know. I was thinking about you and I haven't been here for a while

Me and my cousin would "explore" eachother when we were younger

Also im pretty sure i fucked up one of my friends lives
My friends ex was in a downslope and i was her friend so i decidedto try to help her but we got pretty close durring that time. She was like hardcore protected as a child. Had no clue how to masterbate or how the guys member worked. We edventually got close as where i started to teach her that stuff We fucked after a while and only did it once. I kinda left her after i thought she was ok. I was wrong. She regressed back to being depressed and met this guy She now does many sexual things with him and he does drugs as well and i feel like i lead her to this and caused all of it