My girlfriend and I have a weird fetish where we both watch porn on separate laptop/tablets with headphones while we fuck, with the only rules being no looking at the other person's porn. She's a dumb girl so here are the (mostly gifs) that she liked enough to save while we were fucking
What weird shit like this gets you and your gf/wife off?
That's some dystopian, cyberpunk, Blade Runner type sex op. We truly are living in the future...
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That's pretty badass. My girlfriend is tiny, so we do some weird, inventive positions and shit, nothing like this, though. How'd this come about?
it's pretty hot, honestly. The whole time you are trying to find something good to bust to, and all you can think about is what kind of kinky shit is making her moan/cum?
Something we do that I guess could be considered weird. I'll put a cube of ice in my mouth and use my half frozen tongue for eating her out. And let the ice cube touch her a little. Something she does to me, she's always drinking tea, so she'll get a mouthful of hot tea and suck my dick. Feels good as fuck, sometimes she'll do the ice thing, but the hot tea is better.
I get it you're both ugly. That's an excellent solution to uglies not getting laid as much. You should write an essay and publish it.
I'm decently big and she only likes it super deep about 1/3 of the time, so we mostly fuck where she lays on her back missionary and instead of being on top/between her legs, I lay on my side facing her with her (usually left) leg over my hips so she can kind of control the depth. We started watching porn together in this position but it's kind of hard for us both to see and it takes forever to find something decent, so we each take our tablets and 'race' to see who could find something we both liked. Kinda just ended up this way. She's waaay kinkier when she thinks I won't know what she's looking up
nah, we fuck face to face a lot and she's at least a 7/10. We've both had offers for 3somes with couples and random guys/skanks but are too chickenshit to go through with it
I see she likes lesbians and threesomes. Excellent choices.
she really likes talking about it too. I get hard thinking of sharing/slightly forcing her to fuck either a guy or a girl and she usually goes for the girl with porn and dirty talk. She's too nervous to ask any of her friends too and it would be weird as fuck if I asked them
Was she a slut before you dated? These might just remind her of being a whore in college
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Yeah, I think she had a slutty streak. She told me once (when she picked a video of two guys taking turns on some chick to watch) that in school her and her friend were kinda sorta dating these two older brothers because they bought them booze. Her and her friend either got pilled alot or they were just blackout drunks because she said that after a few times of passing out at their house, she woke up and pretended to be asleep and watched them take turns fucking them. she liked it enough to pretend to pass out at least a few times and get railed bareback
she's saved this one a few times, I think she likes it a lot
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Seems like a way around the fact that you two don't find each other attractive anymore, without breaking up.
like i said, she still likes fucking face to face. I still think she's hot and this was (mostly) my idea. You may not know this newfriend, but when you've been fucking as long as we have, even run of the mill kinky shit dirty talk and roleplay get boring. This at least brings some mystery into it. Plus I jack off to the stuff she thinks she hid/deleted afterwards. Don't be salty because you're skank is a prude
My gf and I have just got a bunch of sex toys. And we have been using them one ourselves while the other watches.
i got a fleshlight,
I am very impressed, I am above average in width but about average in length so I feel like I should have got a small fleshlight since I don't use the entire thing and it seams like a waste.
The experience was interesting not really that hot but more different.
But we only did it once now, will repeat and see what happens.
I wanna try what you guys are doing, think it is a good way to get a woman/girl to open up to new experiences.
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we tried something similar but she was the only one with a toy. I got her a "realistic dildo" on amazon and even though I'm about 1/2" longer, it is thicker than a soda can. she took it waay easier than I expected, but it was hot fucking her afterwards (it was the kind that shoots the fake cum lube) because we could barely feel each other after it stretched her out, and she had already came a bunch so I just came on my own time without worrying about her getting off. diamonds. pic related
since then I've kind of gotten a 'stretched out' useless pussy turn on. would really like to try this and I think she is on board
anyone lurking?
she had this too. Any interest?
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then bump you faggot
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have you done anything else that involved the dildo? or was it just "it then you"
I blindfolded her and 'tied' her to the bed. I layed on the roleplay enough that I think she believed me (for at least the first few seconds) when I had convinced her that I had a friend over to fuck her (a fantasy I told her I was going to do, and she didn't know about the dildo before that).
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why do faggots do dis?
disgusting.
I got between her tied up legs and used the dildo like it was my cock. It's super fucking thick so she knew it wasn't me. I scooted her down to the end of the bed (where she couldn't tell there was nobody behind the dildo) and acted like I'd just walked in and put my cock in her hand while I was fucking her with the dildo. She either believed it or is just a decent actor because she still talks about it on occasion
>"i still wonder sometimes which one of your friends you let use me"
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beacuse it came with great fake cum lube that is pretty convincing
My wife's into hentai and romantic movies/cartoons. She was SOO embarrassed when I found out can't remember how exactly. I Told her I'd probably jerked off to it at some point and I gave her some anime/hentai sources so she could find more.
Lately though our sex has been all about anal play. She asked me to just come help myself to her ass after shes gone to sleep and fucking hell that's hot. No foreplay (for her) I just watch some porn to get hard and lube up then go to bed. She sleeps on her stomach naked normally so I can just slide right in. For years with more vanilla sex I usually have to think of all kinds of kink and take 15+ mins to cum but I can come in far less and enjoy it way more now.
We did this a few times over the course of a week or so and she got super stretched out (had her "order" the dildo she already fucked because she thought(?) that some guy had stretched her out and she needed something big to play with sometimes)
anyway she's super loose and sloppy so I fucked her with both me and the dildo in her pussy. feels amazing, and still feels good when she pulls it out and i fuck her and we can't really feel each other.
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I used to have a redhead gf that liked waking up to me cumming on her face. she would usually sleep through it but when she'd wake up to it she would be all sleepy-eyed and open her mouth for me to finish/clean up in. she'd swallow and then go back to sleep. so hot
My GF has expressed an interest in something similar to this. She wants to blindfold me and sit on my face so that I can lick her pussy while she watches porn on a screen in front of her, with headphones in so I don't know what she is watching.
The entire scenario got me hard as hell thinking about it.
I love the idea of orally satisfying her while she is indulging whichever fantasy she chooses to live out at that moment.
do it it will be hot as fuck
What is hot is that she suggested it. She doesn't really have a strong enthusiasm for being "dominant", so I don't know what this means in terms of what she will get out of it. Whether I am there to administer the remote physical pleasure that gets her off while she disappears into a fantasy world. Or if me being underneath her is an active part of the excitement for her too.
For me I will just enjoy the objectification of it. Being ignored while she is pleasured.