/metal/

metal edition

memes out, metal in

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Oh yeah, I forgot about that one.

I pretty much disregarded it immediately because it's useless as an actual language. I can't learn that shit.

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Nuclear Death fucking rules. Best band with a female vocalist other than maybe Astartes' first album

*Blocks your path*

djent

Rec more cockcore.

what's some good metal

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There's an essential Cockcore chart out there somewhere

Well?

Not looking to start anthing here, im at a very low place right now just need something that would lif me up. i know everyone hates wittr here, but i recently heard two hunters and that gave me peac of mind, i would apprecite simething ismilar. thanks

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What's some bands other than Crotchduster and Hatebeak where there's a non-human band member? Is there a chart?

Slayer sucks lmao

heh nice meme

Thinking of getting a guitar lads. There's a cheap as dirt schecter diamond series demon 6fr I'll probably pick up from craigslist. Any recommendations on a distortion pedal and amp?

I know there's a boss pedal that people talk about, but is that just for the really kvlt sounding stuff like darkthrone and burzum?

>What's some bands other than Crotchduster and Hatebeak where there's a non-human band member?
All Brazilian bands

What did he mean by this?

Manilla Road, Slough Feg and Visigoth are some truly kvlt stuff mane.

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METAL IS NOT A SAFE SPACE FOR RACISTS

NAZIS ARE NOT WELCOME

BASH THE FASH

What's your budget? What are you going for?

The only Boss pedal worth mentioning is the HM-2 which is for swedish death metal.

It seems like bands are really stepping up their album art game this year.

WOOOOMAAAN OF DAAARK DEEESIRES


Only real Bm song I can stand desu

youtube.com/watch?v=afA7APwp0-071284459
WOMAN OF ETERNAL BEAAAAAAAAAAAUTTTYYYY

Cainus

You just KNOW

Whatever kid

Literallywhos

Good art. Not into their previous music at all, sadly.

ikr

Needing some DSBM that doesn't have any whining or crying on it.

YOU JUST KNOW

I personally really enjoyed Despond.

So this was just announced

oh shit those guys are from where I live

overrated

Already? Didn't hey just release an album last year?

Jesus fucking christ

holy shit, this is so good
is all black metal this beautiful?

*vomits*

check out this chart my dude

youtube.com/watch?v=xqL1NTVcsLc

im not a nu-male

GRANDMAAAAAAAAAAAA

jesus christ, user

do yo know where you are?

>is all black metal this beautiful?

Is this the Ween of metal?

am I not in on your hip "inside jokes"?

t. nu-male vektroid

Just go listen to darkthrone

atmo black is pretty cringy desu

year 1 listener
just ignore it and listen to black metal

>just ignore it and listen to black metal
worst life choices you can make

>megadeth, vektor, burzum
>"nu-male metal"

kys edgelord

t. vektroid

ok

SUCK

>megadeth

Wanky guitar weedly weedly woo = nu-male

>Vektor

Proge = nu-male

>Burzum

Hyperfedora philosophy = nu-male

Real men and real metal don't need none of this bullshit.

What's some nerdy, kvltish metal that I can jam to? Stuff in the vein of Manilla Road

Friendly reminder glam is nu-male repellant
youtu.be/bOqR7oVzIrI

triggering nu-males is my business

buttmetal

the rest of uspm or just trad in general

Helstar
Slough Feg
Omen
Liege Lord
Fates Warning

The teaser reminded me of Lurker of Chalice, which is rather fitting as Wrest seems to be featuring.

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sheep in sheep's clothing metal

how big of a fanbase does a band need to be disqualified here? anything past 10 fans = nu-male metal?

metal hipsters are the worst

alright

I've listened to a couple of Slough Feg albums and they have some sweet af leads and their melodies are pretty inventive.

Cool! It's great there's a current-ish chart for this stuff around, the last record in this style that blew me away was Visigoth

anything that attracts metal hipsters is nu-male metal actually; so that's not how it works user

>classic thrash album
>classic black metal album
>HUUURRR LEE HIPPSTEERRRSS

i know you're trolling but:

kill
your
self

>vektor
>classic thrash album
just stop embarrassing yourself nu-male

if you have to explain the joke it's a shit joke btw, this sentiment was better when it was railing against hipsters that gravitated towards southern lord, mastodon, baroness, the list goes on

TIL not liking nu-male shit = hipster.

lol

No, I just hate shit that's whiny or self-indulgent tripe.

its not a joke you stupid fucking hipster

i didn't mention vektor in that post, i referenced RIP as a classic thrash album and Filosofem as a classic black metal/ambient album, which they both are

high level trolling there, son. i'm impressed

"ok"

>themes: science fiction, futuristic, space, epic

I think you're getting shit for putting this album so highly.

Filosofem only influenced hipsters, it's not a classic album it's mediocre at best

>Wrest seems to be featuring

Now im interested

i wasn't rating it as much as wondering why it was on a "nu-male metal" list, then i found out i was being trolled by autismos

Metal? yeah I like metal...
Burzum, Vektor, Electric Wizard, Boris, Megadeth, Deafheaven, the list could go on and on...

>/metal/

Is Master the best osdm band to ever grace the human race?

It's the biggest bait image floating around for the past few months

mr bungle of metal

/metal/? Yeah, I like metal.
Nu-maleposting, Spurdo edits, glamposting, Vektor spam, the list could go on...

Great tastes user

crispy

it's fantastic now that i see it for what it is

thank you
I tried to introduce these great artists to my wife's son but he said "fuck off nu-male", haha kids these days

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METAL? Bro, I love metal man, shit like Immortal, Amon Amarath, Darkthrone, Rammstein, Municipal Waste, D.R.I, Black Deliah Murder, HEIL ODIN \m/

>tfw unbanned
Metal for this feel

But Mr Bungle is metal

does any drummer/vocalist want to do a collab raw bm project

how much of a shitter do you even have to be to get banned in the first place

what were you banned for senpai