Ask a former Seminarian something. I spent 4 years in a Catholic Seminary studying to become a priest...

Ask a former Seminarian something. I spent 4 years in a Catholic Seminary studying to become a priest. Left because it wasn't right for me.

I'll answer any question but not if it is to argue about theology or try to get spiritual direction from me. That's a waste of time on Sup Forums

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Can you give me spiritual direction?

Why did you leave? found out that you're not a pedophile?

did you ever give your semin to kids?

no
I went in after getting more into my religion when I was in college. I was very gung ho. After a while in the seminary I knew I didn't want to do it for the rest of my life.
nope

I know more former seminarians than actual seminarians.
Looks like these schools are drop-out-specialized.
Also, this "no marriage" stuff (against the most basic nature of the living things) makes this whole profession not very sane environment. This pedophilia thing is no surprise.

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1) What classes did you have?
2) Favourite philosopher/theologian?
3) For what kind of people the seminary is ideal in your opinion

Yeah I'd say that more than half drop out easily. The no-marriage/no sex thing is a big reason. I don't think the pedophilia thing is as rampant as you may think though, at least now within the last 20-30 years. Some of that happens but most of the rampant and worst stuff was in the 1960s and 70s

What are your thoughts on curent Pope?

Do you agree with me that it's against nature to deprive any human being of intimate relationship and that this will lead to "compensatory behaviors"?

1)I did 2 years of pre-thelogy and 2 years of theology. So, Some philosophy, Latin, Greek, Patristics, Christology, REvelation, Some Scripture, Some homiletics courses, Moral theology.
2) Ratzinger excellent contemporary theologian. Philosopher, I'd have to think more about that.
3)Good question. I'd say those who decide they want to become a priest and stick with it no matter what. Probably a little harder for type A personalities and the argumentative, aggressive types. There is a lot of evaluating going on and hoops to jump through.

Not impressed. Too political and liberal. Showmanship humility also turns me off
I agree it's "against nature" but I am not sure what you mean by "compensatory behaviors". Do you mean the worst kind? If not, I guess I could say yes, because there is probably always a comensatory nature in one way or another depending on what is there or not there in one's situaiton.

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So is there a possibility to denounce/disobey the Pope without breaking the catholic doctrine? Since what I understood he is the ''divine authority'' on Earth but some cardinals and priests are starting to speak against him. Sorry if its dumb question I am just really interested

He is not the "divine authority". He is the ultimate authority as far as running the mechanics of the Church but bishops also have a real authority - teaching and governing. The pope is also not supposed to create any any new doctrine or change doctrine but guard it and make sure it is faithfully taught. He is also supposed to do so clearly, and that is a big part of the Pope Francis problem.

Understood, thanks for clearing that out

No problem.

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What's your favorite little-known "secret" about everything? I'm sure there are rituals we don't know about?

you've seen too many Dan Brown movies man.

I went to a Baptist seminary, guys and girls shared a dorm

U jelly

Really just not enough

haha only if that's what the female sems looked like,

Actually there were lots of attractive girls

well acording to books she is learning german :D

Nice then. Ever hook up?

you're right

Fuck you user

lolno, I was dumb enough to be serious about Christianity at the time and also terrible with women

If anything at all figures prove you're kids are safer with a priest than with their dad's and sports teachers.

I guess it all balances out then. I've met a few protestant female minister trainees and the feminist factor was off the charts.

Dicks can do stupid things with their dicks no matter what their state in life or line of work.

Which part of your mythology made more sense...

1. Imaginary yahweh not pulling another mud+magic=Adam trick to make himself a jesus and instead sending his pet rape-ghost to fuck a jesus into some poor carpenter's young wife...

2. Moses mistaking a volcano for a god...

Tanking u...

When it comes to critical matters of the faith, and under certain circumstances though, his statements may be coated with papal infallability though.

Would you like some tartar sauce to go with your red herring?

How much despair did you feel once you figured out you wasted the best part of your one-and-only life on the lurid and ridiculous fantasies of the mentally-ill of antiquity?

"coated with" lol
That is a whole different animal and making an infallible definition would be very clear, not some shit said on an airplane, and again, it is to clarify and define, not contradict what has always been the consistent teaching.

Hurr durr Catholicism negates scientific evidence. We're not protestants fucktard.

No... an answer will do just fine.

Cf. I have no regrets.

how to stop the modern degeneracy?

Obviously, that's why I said "under certain circumstances". Problem is people not understanding not every papal statement is infallible

Baptist guy here, biggest regret of my life.

Thanks for reminding me, ass.

If you ask a real question you'll get a real answer. Also, cf. I'm not interested in expending typing power arguing with anyone.

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Yes

Novus ordo or tridentine mass?

Novus Ordo sem but I honestly prefer the TM

with degeneracy i mean fags, cucks, multi culturalism, shit like that. the church is still against that i hope

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Good answer, I'd grab a beer any day with you.
I've got 3 friends in seminary at the moment (probably more to come). 1 of them went to Austria, another one is in Belgium. The third one is in Florida, however he's attending a sedevacantist seminary. What do you think are the chances he comes to see the error of his ways during those 7 years?

do you think the pope has raped a child and also if l could ask one more question, thank you.

check em?

cute

Thanks man.
slim to none. That is a very closed in world and also with the Francis spectacle going on it fuels the fire even more.

did you start fucking Italian bitches so you had to stop being a preist for the reptilians

Were you diocesan or in an order, and if the latter, which order?

check my 322's

Diocesan

>Showmanship humility
nice
that's my take on Francis, too

Thanks for the honest answer. We keep praying for his conversion though.
Speaking about our Holiness, why doesn't he respond to the questions as raised by the four cardinals on amoris laetitia? Also what does this mean?

Holy shit the euphoria

fuck you for ignoring me and fuck your pictures of preists to you faggot. cast thy rock in ignorance you fool are a blind man who missed

What does what mean?
I think he's in a corner because he does not want to give a 'yes or no' answer but reply with Jesuit, situation ethics blather.

If you keep tipping you're fedora like this it's likely to fall off

Et cum spiritu tuo, bitch.

I wonder if those who go into orders aren't more committed. Excepting the Jesuits, of course, those heretical bastards. I'd prob become Franciscan if I had a vocation.

yeah l know you do like men you abomination kunt why all the pictures of preists for? is that why you left?

Most of the orders are as dysfunctional as anyone else these days. Also, if an order gets corrupted, it's harder to deal with in the fishbowl

Forgive me my haziness. Some of the things he wrote are just not in accordance with Catholic doctrine. Does this mean doctrine changes or is he a heretic?

Pictures keep a thread more interesting to look at. What other pictures should I be posting for a thread like this?

Stop with this bs. You posted the same shit yesterday and it was as boring as this one. Kys fag

I think that the ambiguity means that material heresy could be present but it is a hard call to make. Who is going to make that judgment on the pope? Formal heresy would be very blatant and contradictory but I don' tthink he is there yet. Probbaly another reason he didn't answer the cardinals. From what I have read about all of this, we really are in uncharted territory with no clear way to diagnose the situation and then respond to it.

Then please depart my thread and go to another one where you can masturbate to My Little Pony porn in peace.

In your papal-related experience, should we simply yell "Deus Vult" and go slice up some dark people living in some dysfunctional shitholes, that normal people wouldn't want to live in even if they were free and came with en-suite whores and as much chocolate cake as we could eat?

Thanks for the answer. Been hearing and reading a lot of different stances on this issue and I must say I do agree with your point of view. However I fear that if this thing goes any further it might lead to a new schism or something. A lot of Cardinals just don't agree with the liberal path the Church has taken anymore.

Yes, that sounds perfectly reasonable user.
Yes I know. I think it's good that this is getting more out into the open. These are very intelligent men who are holding Francis' feet to the fire on all of this. I don't know if it will go to a schism, or what a 21st century schism would look like. Guess we'll just have to wait and see.

what are you guys going to do when de popa saysa thata it isa okay for gay marriage and child adoption?

Imagining how he'd service this corazzieri tbh

I'll make sure I have enough whisky to get me through the apocalypse.

wheres the protein? wheres the fucking carbs?

I got your protein right here

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