Where do you cum when jerking off and how you cleanup Sup Forums?

Where do you cum when jerking off and how you cleanup Sup Forums?

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>cum straight up
>cum falls on dick/pubic area
>gather cum with hand
>wash hand

Simple, really.

In my mouth. No clean up needed

i wipe it off on whatever tshirt i am wearing

up your butt and around the corner

in underwear then just pull pants back up

Mouth and swallow, easy as that

Stand over the toilet.

Hand flick it out of the window..

on the carpet then stomp rub it in

Me too. But I would never admit it to someone I know in real life.

Cuming is old school ###NO FAP CHALLENGE!

cum in foreskin, no mess
>master race

I use a tissue. I precum on the edge, then once I'm about to cum I'll wrap the tissue over the head of my dick, and grab my foreskin through the tissue. Then I cum into the tissue. I squeeze the cum in my dick after cumming into the tissue, and then wipe off my dick with the outside of the tissue that's been formed into a cup. Usually I'll use some toilet paper to wipe off any cum from my dick that the tissue didn't have enough dry surface left for. This is a critical step, as toilet paper tends to stick to my dick. Small parts rip off and stay stuck on my dick and are a bitch to get off.

i was doing that for few years and carpet got so stiff i had to break it with a hammer when i was getting rid of it

Thought I was alone on this one.

on my hand, then I lick it off.

Shit, are you me?

i vacuum up the spot quite often so im hoping it wont get crusty. nothing like letting it fly where ever and forgetting its there

brofist.
also, checked.

Paper usually or in my mouth when I selfsuck, haven't sucked for while though..

i second this

in her pussy or ass

wear a condom. makes for an easy clean up

i'm not circumcise, so i cover it and then directly to the toilet .

Well..., that's a total waste of a potentially good fap session.

Same here

I fold a paper plate in half so i don't give myself a facial then i clean up with baby wipes and flush them then just toss the plate.

That's quite a fap ritual.

Takes planning but it's worth it can't stand having my cum on me.

until you step in it

I let it fly on my carpet and then one of my dogs usually comes in to the room and clean it up for me

all over myself

Well..., I could never manage that kind of ritual because I fap a minimum of 3-5 times every day, without exception..., really.
(Yes..., I know I have issues.)

This

why not just cum in your hand

I just use a sock

I cum into toilet paper

>Patrician af

Usually in your mom's mouth.

When I'm close to finishing, I just cover the tip in some toilet paper.

I have a fap shirt and when im about to cum im wrap it over my dick and cum into it.

Woman's face.
Make them put in their mouth and swallow it all

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When I'm about to blow my load I pinch my foreskin over the tip of my dick and grip it as tight as I can.
When the white wave of shame bursts through, it inflates like a small balloon.

I then waddle like a chimp to the bathroom and let it drip into the toilet, before wiping it off and continuing my day.

Shit if did it that much i'd be coming dust

i do it once or twice every 2 weeks but i'm married

Tissue usually or the trusty cum-sock, washing after 2 faps.

dude I did 10 days
why isn't ting a thing anymore though

PUT YOUR DICK AWAY FAGGOT

NO ONE WANTS TO SEE IT

MODS BAN THE FAGGOTS

END THE FAGGOT CONTAMINATION

Over time, the more you cum, the more cum your body manufactures to automatically adjust for it.
It's almost like your body "learns" that you must be the "alpha stud of the herd", or something.

I'm married too.
At first my wife thought it was weird..., but then she figured out that it makes me last **forever** with her when we fuck.
(Which we do quite often.)
Now she's glad I do it.

Retrograde ejaculation. Can cum wherever I am without making a mess, first time I had sex I did it out of habit, was abit awkward to be fair.

i cum into a shot glass and then i swallow it

Same really.

On belly and clean it up with a towel I don't like, wash the towel once a week

>white wave of shame
>waddle like a chimp
My sides

In woman... not my problem any longer.

Masterbation toy or a spot on the carpet o can easily clean without anyone noticing distcoloration or texture as its usually out of the way and under something

ye I always fuckn nut everywhere n I have to struggle not to get my clothes n sht dirty it sux fampai but fuck I could just nut on the towel or whatever

Sometimes into the sink or into the trash can by desk if I'm looking at porn there. Or on floor and rub it in with my sock. But Usually have dick through boxer or pajama pants fly, just cum and let it dry.

no. precum builds inside if you edge a little bit. or you can put lube inside

either on my hand or all over the fucking place

with a towel or i go and wash my hands

Here is the real; way this plays out:

>cum straight up
>cum falls on dick/pubic area
>gather cum with hand
>wash hand
>didnt wash it all, some is on the floor now
>second wipe, is that lint on my balls?
>flick the lint off with cum on hand, now the cum is in my eye
>get mad
>leave cum op floor to dry tomorrow
>spend rest of the night on Sup Forums and itching my eye

Muh nigga

Squeeze the head of my dick when I cum so nothing comes out. Sounds like it would hurt but it doesn't and I've done this since I was a teenager.

Walk over to the toilet or trash can, release grip, let it flow. Never have to worry about a mess.

did you edge but just not cum?

Holy shit

how do you induce this shit?

just grip the tip of your dick really tight or what?

Straight up cum on my belly, then I use a small towel to clean it up. Then I put the towel back in its drawer, and change it every other week.

Ive been doing that for a few years by now, the carped hasn't turned crusty

I do vacuum every week and if it smells odd i let it sit outside for an hour or two

Sometimes I accidentally cum on my computer screen and its a touch screen so my computer thinks the hot cum is a finger and it makes it impossible to close the video I was watching

I've never shot on the screen but my dick tends to leak all over the laptop keyboard.

belly, or chest if it's a really good day. paper towel clean up. i have accidentally also given myself a facial when the blast was especially strong.

I often cum in glasses, the ones people drink in.
Why ? Because I have nothing else close to me

I usually wait until the glass becomes a bit brown and the cum starts to be solid.
My mom used to wonder why glasses would disappear, cause I would throw them by the window when it was too hard to clean them.

So yeah my family drank in glasses that had my cum in it, which is funny

that escalated quickly

In toilet paper, throw it away

Are you guys really that messy?

I keep the cum inside my foreskin and then I dump it where ever I want to. I mostly dump it in OP's mom

You guys are such faggots

No, we just like shemales dude, its different

>clean up
I only do that when I'm dating or married. I just cum all over myself and put my clothes back over it. They stick for a little but after a little the mess evaporates.

ahahaha same bro

Sames

Cum on my stomach and chest, then rub it in like lotion

I tend to shoot so I lay a towel on the ground lengthwise and let loose.

bed nn clean

Sock master race. I just edge for a long fucking time. Right before I cum I stop put a sock over my cock, then beat that fucker like it owes me rubles!

This when I sit at the desk.

When I'm lying on my back, I just put a tissue on my stomach and cum on that.

>belly
this of course

virgin dubs

I take out a HQ printed out of my friend or a ex, put a sheet protector over it and cum all over it, put away to dry, repeat.
probably hottest thing ever to see cum dripping off my ex's mouth onto her tits

seriously, do none of you use condoms? explain yourselves.you can put whatever kind of lube in there, or just let your own precum act as lube. you can nut however many times you want and it feels nice and warm when you do... I'll wait.

I let it be.

i cum on clothes that im going to wash soon.

same

5 months going strong

How can you be so accurate?

Create like a circle of toilet paper, then when i'm about to cum i press it over my dick to create a sort of pocket where cum can gather then just close it and wipe away rest of cum from tip
It's also great for extra stimulation on tip

do you just edge but not cum or not masturbate at all?

my nigga

I'm really into recycling so I use all of my old notes, homework and projects from college.

I use a towel on my chest wich catches all my nut