Who was your first crush, Sup Forums?
Who was your first crush, Sup Forums?
Your mom's puss, cuz I totally crushed it.
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>Fucking a corpse
That's all the pussy you'll get.
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>having a crush
I'm 47 and a virgin. Nobody ever taught me a fucking thing about women. That "kinda cute" girl in high school who told me she "loved how my hair swayed in the breeze?" She was totally fucking into me. I just never saw it. Or the other girl in middle school who smiled shyly when I explained maths shit to her? She was totally fucking into me. I just never saw it.
Now it's too late. I don't care about women anymore. I don't care about men. I don't care about children, I don't care about animals. I don't even care about my goddamn family. All I have, anonymous poster, is this "autistic shit all day" to post. That and waiting to see if humanity decides to go nuclear and destroy itself.
Believe me when I tell you that the train has well and fucking truly left the station. Who was my first crush? Did I have one?
Lacey Chabert in Lost in Space.
Fuuuuck I loved her in Lost In Space
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Nice
Carmen Electra from Epic Movie
Not even joking here: that is better Mystique make up than the last 3 X-men movies have had.
Felt my dong move for the first time to this one.
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This when I was 30yo TBHF
How the fuck do you even post something like that? You have to be like extra-edgy to talk like that about your own mother.
she looks cute but that movie looks fucking shitty
It's pretty good honestly, give it a shot, the best unofficial Fantastic Four movie.
Haha
Astronema from power rangers in space
HNNNNG
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Dark Angel Jessica Alba and Natalie Portjew
I'm heading down the same road
>tfw the exact same experience with two girls
>one of them even sent her friend to ask me if i want to be her bf
>i thought they were rusing me
>they weren't
21 years now and started balding heavily last year, will have to shave it all off this summer. And i look fucking horrendous without hair
I am convinced that vaginas are just a jewish plot and they don't actually exist
Farewell crushes, i hardly knew ye
Kelly Bundy.
Yup. I remember seeing Casper in theaters when I was a kid and she made my pants feel funny.
Winona "klepto junkie Jew whore" Ryder
this bitch from Marmelade Boy
shit I miss those times, when all was easy