Who was your first crush, Sup Forums?

Who was your first crush, Sup Forums?

Your mom's puss, cuz I totally crushed it.

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>Fucking a corpse
That's all the pussy you'll get.

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>having a crush

I'm 47 and a virgin. Nobody ever taught me a fucking thing about women. That "kinda cute" girl in high school who told me she "loved how my hair swayed in the breeze?" She was totally fucking into me. I just never saw it. Or the other girl in middle school who smiled shyly when I explained maths shit to her? She was totally fucking into me. I just never saw it.

Now it's too late. I don't care about women anymore. I don't care about men. I don't care about children, I don't care about animals. I don't even care about my goddamn family. All I have, anonymous poster, is this "autistic shit all day" to post. That and waiting to see if humanity decides to go nuclear and destroy itself.

Believe me when I tell you that the train has well and fucking truly left the station. Who was my first crush? Did I have one?

Lacey Chabert in Lost in Space.

Fuuuuck I loved her in Lost In Space

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Nice