My friend's quitting his job and I thought it would be a good idea to ask Sup Forums to write his resignation letter...

My friend's quitting his job and I thought it would be a good idea to ask Sup Forums to write his resignation letter. First 100 posts will be the letter, only one word per post. You've done this before Sup Forums, I'm counting on you.

Dear

Assholes

Fuck

your

niggers

and

remember

Hitler

did

he did nothing wrong

Dindu

Jesus

Christ

Mohammed

tom brady sucks

wagecuck

Pedophile

because

pedophile

I

Snackbar

hate

think young pubescent teens is the best

megatron

Fuhrer

bee

whistleblowing

One word per post to make it into the letter, you fucking stupid morons.

Untermenschen

by the way, i fucked your wife

on

seinfeld

hiel hitler you fucking jewniggers

fiduciary

misconduct

Frasier

some people are just illiterate idiots


like this guy

niggerfaggot

hatecrime

sexy

Crane

Also,

Cummies

Dear Assholes,

Fuck your niggers and remember Hitler did, he did nothing wrong. Dindu Jesus Christ Mohammad, Tim Brady sucks. Wage cuck pedofile.

Niggas

But

Gonorrhea

my

can't

Flatulence

wont

stale

abortion

Diarrhea

Trumpet

Interracial

Trump

aliens

Urethra

kek

Porn

kike

Normies

and

faggots

takethisjobandshoveit

Donald

Boner

therefore

Hump

Trump

and

Moist

Dear Boss,

I regret to inform you that I must resign. I've recently been involved with interracial bukkake porn and am making a lot more money doing so.

Signed,

Grannyholes

Faggot

expedition

P.S.

P.S.

Your

idiot

Dick

Wu Tang

Smells

Like

Cats

analnugget

Ass

Gay

OP here. We're at 75 words and already at post-script.

Mexicans

Blossom, is that you?

Islam

Sucks

rules

Assholes

rape

P.P.S.