Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
youtube.com/watch?v=Kill-c20X2E
google.co.uk/search?q=Ben Himoaun&oq=Ben Himoaun&aqs=chrome..69i57&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
youtube.com/watch?v=2oT7MqflULc&feature=youtu.be
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Avatarfags get out of my threads
vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ

That's more effort than I'm willing to put in most days.
Go to sleep

Good evening everyone. Hope everyone that celebrates it had a good Thanksgiving today!

just a little too slow....

Illya!

Claim

Pretty nice. I am stuffed, warm, and I bought myself a few early Christmas presents.

None of that matters. You are a cool dude in my book

Its all ogre now

Hush

Thank you
You as well

Bye

It'll rise again like a phoenix

We only went on the one date...

That's pretty gay dude

Black Eye is claimed

(Azu manga Daioh animation)
T-then where is it happening?

(Onee-chan)
Very hungry, I ate a whole turkey danger beast and it still isn't enough.

(Robot hood)
I don't want her to think even less of me than she does now.

Now I want to pet you even more.

hi Ben Himoaun

...

(Yuuki)
I'm the same, buy online, put it all on a cash back credit card, pay balance in full, stash away the rewards.

Good luck on the Walmart run, I'm sure you'll see some unusual sorts since the sales are on.

(Tali)
>JCPenny
Great minds think alike. I went there on Tuesday and was able to get the pre-sale prices after a bit of negotiating. Next time you're gonna get your wife something in blue, consider a nice lapis.

(Tali)
She's definitely a looker. But so is Tali. Dat 3D.

(Alice)
Jumping into something without giving it much thought, or worrying about the outcome.

(Galil)
Walmart phones a best. My LG flip phone I got there for 20 bucks several years ago is on its last legs and it's time to get 'smart'.

(Akame)
>dubs again
Yeah, that's right. I've managed to do both Canadian and American Thanksgiving in some years though when I would visit the in-laws. I wouldn't worry too much about the doppelganger though. Be yourself.

>
Thanks man
Why this nigga yellow
So are you

Oh, I'm sorry that I brought it up.

So I just got 2 hours of standing around at work. Huh.

Half the people here would take you~

Hopefully!

Male ogre when?

I know I am, but are you?

There's someone called Anime Ben Himoaun on facebook

Alice2 is n-now claimed!

sounds the same as my day. let's be roommates. sup yoyo
lewd but i'd fuck it
implying thats possible after watching the events currently unfolding
will remember but she loves sapphire tbh
hey tali is not 3D she just has better animation.
>you should see her without the mask

it's getting pretty busy on /waifu/ tonight

I'd let Fran-user take my virginity then let him cuddle me.

Ceiling meme

Nah no problem

R-really?
W-WHAT?!

OHAYOOOOOO!

-hugs-

Hey there Alice! How was your day?I had a pretty good day, thanks!

turkey danger bests are the best! Had fun with your jaeger family?
hello
>2 thanksgiving every year
don't think I could handle that.

I wouldn't mind if it was a different claimer, but they're copying my filenames, or at least attempting to.
I'm gonna look him up

...

youtube.com/watch?v=Kill-c20X2E

'W-what' what? Just speaking my mind. You're a lovely person.

I would prefer head pats I think
I've been told not to use reckless behaviour. That could be viewed as such
Mine wasn't too bad. How was Thanksgiving?

I'm not gay, but I am bi.
Now, prepare your asshole
Bullies

*Hugs back*

It's amine not anime. I'm too tired to read
google.co.uk/search?q=Ben Himoaun&oq=Ben Himoaun&aqs=chrome..69i57&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

You mad?

awoooo~

hi

The thought of going gay out of desperation has occurred to me too

Don't act so surprised~

Ayy

Mm! Coro ate all the leftover and Wave is still hitting on me. Everyone is sleeping now after a big dinner. How about you, Onee-chan?

That might cause a concussion!

Hey Riichan

I am down for it if you are.

I hear the other Yuuko got banned for being part of "circlejerk threads"
Thoughts?

Cutie.

I want her to love me again!

c-claimed

Not Ricchan.

-want to ERP?-

>meme trash
how was your day
sweet where do you currently reside?then you must first love yourself young padawan

I sad
No u
Who is this

Just surprised me is all

~if anything you would be taking mine

*Assumes the position

I actually am, I mean I'm not this qt...

It's not a choice, but if you want to experiment go ahead

If only suusano lived I would totally eat him or dinner

Yeah he told me about that.

It happens to the best of us. He'll be back soon enough.
Happened to you too didn't it in the past?

gay

The meal was delicious and I got to gorge myself on pumpkin pie afterward which is always my favorite part. Yours?

Ayyyy Rory!

Am not.

NO AWOO!

Ayyyyy Yuuko, wassup?

-I know you are, but what I am I?-

oh, it would have been too glorious
nothing really

With enough time and pressure anything is possible.
I've already done so more than i ever thought i would because of here.

Never mined me, i''m boring.

You go. Life?

LEWD
So mean, why do you do this?
Also gay?

A faggot that role plays with losers

Yeah, gotta get her what she likes. Lapis has that blue that can't be replicated though. It's a nice one when you can find it.

>Tali not 3D
Whoops, forgot you explained that in detail to someone else before. I've seen her without the mask though, them eyes. If I were to ever claim a ME, it would be Wrex.

Yeah, it's not every year, but usually every 2-3 years. I like to make the trip up around that time since the weather hasn't fouled up completely in Ontario, but it's still hot back home. A nice little escape.

I usually know it's you and not the fakeposter by your actual content.

Oops

Oh sorry, you posted a Ritsu pic.

St. Charles, Missouri

Nope, guess cause I am new here.

-A faggot-
That was obvious
-That roleplays with losers-
That was also obvious

-Bingo!-

Is waifu not a dog friendly place?

I think i'm going to sleep soon

Alright i guess. I claimed here and i played video games. Basically the same thing i've been doing for the past few months

It's close enough

I'm not a loser

...

That would be a good way to get one, as I see it
I live in Canada. Thanksgiving was last month.
It was just as bad as every other holiday

Such as?

You told me to!

At least I don't forget pictures!

So why are you in denial?

Yes you are.

So, nothing much?

Nephew tried to OD on Tylenol today and is in the hospital now. Yet I can't seem to get out of my good mood from this morning, and there's nothing i can do to help, so... whatever, good mood it is!

Because you spilled the soda.

No, dogs are fine. I even have a doge myself. Just no awooing!

>4 testicles
>horse cock
i can see why
eyy you used to be kinda close to me but i moved to SoCal
you didn't have your family make a huge meal for you for once?

youtube.com/watch?v=2oT7MqflULc&feature=youtu.be

Those Reddit faggots said I wasn't very good.

Am I really that bad?

Why do you guys post that image in every thread?

Thanksgiving is great, I got myself a new 4k TV

max from life is strange...technically not 2d but i'm not into anime and wanted to participate.

No dogs, only fox!
Well, I guess I've got to do it then
>unzips pants
>unzips dick
I didn't spill any soda
Stop bullying

No i'm not

Because it has nice feet

I don't celebrate thanksgiving

If you have to ask, yes

カラミチーマス

-So why are you in denial-
I'm not.
I've fully disclosed how much of a faggot I am and am willing to take any ass blasting from a buttmad cunt like yourself.

No you're an oldfag like everyone else here

Okay
Can you answer something for me?

Oh shit, that's right. You told me last night but I completely forgot, sorry. Sorry to hear that, why even bother with holidays if they're so unappealing to you?

Lewd! Suu-san looks pretty tasty though. I might claim him as a husband in this thread soon.

Well, I'm thankful for Onee-san. See you later

Are you now?

Depends what

...

-What's up?-

-Are you now?-
Yes.

but what if he also starts acting like an attention seeking loser?
Yeah it's still pretty funny
I'd cut those feet
that's so sweet~ goodbye cutie
hi misaki

*Unzips boipucci

Great to hear!

HE IS MINE!

See

Don't lie to me FoxGun! You tried opening that bottle, I saw!

He needs to toughen up already to be honest. Nearly 13, and gets "triggered" by everything. World's gunna demolish him at this rate.

Misaki, I am sorry, but make something else than compilations.

Oh? Am I cool kid now?

Interesting

So why haven't you done it yet if you're into that so much?

...

get lewd with me
that makes me kinda sad...you should eat well anyway
why does this specific gif tickle my boner?

-Interesting

-So why haven't you done it yet if you're into that so much?-

I have. Multiple times.

I'm going to bed, goodnight everyone!
Could be worse I guess, welcome to /waifu/
Who is this and why do you have an unzipped boipussi
Uh
No?

When?

If my son did that i'd move and try again
Reset the clock.

Yes, online you are the coolest