N. S. A. Questions Thread – [No Strings Attached]

N. S. A. Questions Thread – [No Strings Attached]
Similar in concept to the Dumb Questions and Questions that Don't Deserve their Threads but with one special rule:
>Don't Ask Why!

WILL SENPAI EVER NOTICE ME?

Am I being watched rn

Is Walt Disney really dead

OP here
pic related might help
absolutely
considering they just changed the title of an oncoming film to avoid correlation with an Italian porn star, probably

Is there any certain websites that are more closely monitored than others?

yes, if you were inquiring about specific ones, it would help

How big is your dick

Why can't I ask why

i did not expect personal questions
in length, width, volume or otherwise
no

Mods, MODS!

If crocodiles can grow up to 20 feet, why have all of the ones ive seen only had 4?

Your mom said last night that you were just a basement dwelling neccbeard cuz

If a man says something in the forest and there are no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Length,width,volume with pic+timestamp plz

OP hereand now, again

I believe that you are mistaking crocodiles with aligators
I am neither your kith nor kin, so do not address me as so
It depends on the elevation and tree density

I know the difference between gators and crocs.
I have only seen crocs with 3 or 4 feet.

Really? Mine has 16 feet.

OP here, I will now use a tripcode for id purposes, bear with me
pic related
You must not have traveled to Asia Minor

oops

im not good at this

No trip codes on b

wait that makes sense.
This is the first time I have endeavored on such cuckoldry

Don't trust SystemD

Is my anus itchy

that is not a question
no, because if it was, you would have known, and, have need not to ask

Jokes on you, it was

your anus or SystemD?

Anoos

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Is the NSA monitoring this thread?

I see, so your initial question was rhetorical
I can not speak for anyone else, but i certainly have
pic unrelated

No it was a trick question. You're not as mighty as we thought...now is the time to