Eternal /got/ general

OUTTA MY WAY BASED JONBROS PRE-PARTY STARTS NOW

R+L= JON FUCKING SNOW FUCKING CONFIRMED

ITS MANDATORY TO GIVE COMFY JON (You)s

Azor Jon

>helps girl get revenge on her rapist
>will then demand sex from her as a reward

Fucking really?

>inb4 Bran episode

nth for Azor Jon and qt Lyanna

Nigger

THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE DIE TONIGHT

>Margaery
>Loras
>Mace
>High Sparrow
>Tommen
>Lancel
>Walder Frey
>Septa Unella
>Melisandre
>Kevan
>Pycelle

Well done Cersei, well done

>Arya infiltrates the Frey party to serve some delicious Mrs Lovett-style pies

>Ser Jaime leaves the party early so he can get back to King's Landing ASAP.

>After killing Walder, Arya heads north but runs into Gendry. He heard of King Stannis' death and wanted to see if he could join the BwB again. They both run into Nymeria's pack, and they howl for Arya.

>Wolves are howling in the distance as we see Brienne and Pod run into the BwB. They're all heading north to fight the Others.

>King Tommen is locked up in his room, but he really wants to see the trials and support the Queen. Cersei burns the Sept of Baelor, while Tommen watches from a distance and jumps out a window. Pycelle is stabbed to death before he could warn anyone. Cersei sees Tommen's dead body. Kevan is about to confront her, but she'll already have given orders to have him killed too. She prepares to ignite the city.

>Sansa and Littlefinger meet in the godswood after Jon is declared King in da Norf. She's been connecting dots, and she deduces LF is behind all the horror that befell her family. He says she should be Queen in da Norf and they should get married so she inherits the army of the Vale. They prepare to plot against Jon, but she literally stabs LF in the back when his guard is down.

>Melisandre is accused of burning Princess Shireen. Jon sends Davos away to find out what he can about Bran, saying he'll deal with Mel. But her crimes are forgiven.

>Jon enters the crypts of Winterfell and finds out Lyanna is his mum. He processes this in the godswood, where Bran sends him a warning that the White Walkers are heading south.

>Illyrio and Varys are meeting with the Sand Snakes, saying Dany is heading west and need their help in crippling what's left of Westerosi alliances.

>The Dragon Queen is ready to set sail. She never thought she'd get this far and realizes the Iron Throne is within arm's reach. Tyrion tells her there's still a game to play, even after she takes the Throne

And now it begins.

azor bran

Best /got/fu right here. She will get some revenge this episode

>no missassdei
>no daggerfu
> no daeny lesbian scene
>no cersei lesbian scene
>no "more she drank, the more she shat scene"
>no yara rape roleplay

GoT a shit.

He also hand delivered her to her rapist, so there's that.

That's my boy.

i bet he pounds her rite in front of her gods and her ancestors

U G L Y
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Which stark had/has most miserable life? Both dead and alive starks count.

Isaac is such a slut.

slut

Someone remind me how Tyrion could be the third head of the dragon. Tyrion Targaryen HOW??

ned

He is Dany and Drogo's aborted baby from the future

well she's got the horseface down

Are you ready for this scene tonight, lads?

FROM THE DUSTY MESA

>her rapist
they were married, friendo

who is this whore

>"I'm so cold daddy CIA, would you come over here and rub my chest to warm me up?"

>"WU BOUT ME? FUKIN WULDLINS. WUT? WUT BOUT ME?"

>"Oh Jon, go away ;^)"

>CIA: "That's my girl"

>Surgeon Ned

This will never not make me kek.

And is asking for it in the place she married the rapist in an arrangement he himself set up

where's the leak?

Promise me, Ned

If Jaime Lannister died in battle against Night's King, would he be redeemed?

update the pic, Ozgeposter came clean, real lyanna is probably this horsefacedslut

i want cia x salsa happen
the tumblr shistorm would be glorious

>yfw after tonight we don't have to deal with this shit for an entire year

Now it ends.

So whos excited to see more of brain damaged/cocksucking davos the traitor tonight get BTFO by his ungrateful boyfriend Snuh?

He looks like he's having fun.

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Why am I 90% sure you're a dude posting this shit?

Otherwise you're a chick with very obvious daddy issues who's projecting.

OWARIDA

Bran.

PRESTON is...

>Jon is crowned King in the North at the same time Dany is crowned Queen of Dragons in mereen
>Sansa has a nice conversation with Jon at the weirdwood lake Ned used to go
>Sansa will have to marry Robin Arryn
>Jon secretly follows Sansa and Littlefinger in the woods
>He interrupts them and Littlefinger gives him a letter (we dont see it for the rest of the episode)
>The Northern Lords apologize to the Starks and Jon warns them of the White Walkers
>We see a new blonde wildlings that take a liking to Jon
>Davos makes Jon choose between him and Melisandre, Jon chooses Melly and Davos sets off riding a horse to nowhere
>Dany is crowned as the queen of Dragons by Kinvara
>Dany and co finally sails to Westeros, leaving targaryen banners on Mereen
>Varys meets up with Ellaria Sand and Olenna Tyrell and discusses Dany's looming conquest
>Cersei tells High Sparrow a story Tywin used to tell them as kids, about the Targaryens and their Dragons
>it ends with Sparrow saying "But you do not have Dragons" (something along those lines)
>Cersei says "You burn regardless"
>Qyburn sets off the wildifre under the sept and detonates everyone inside it (Margery, Loras, the Sparrows)

It is known

gotta make sure the audience really knows how much of a poor tortured woobie sandra is! why is everyone always so mean to her! poor damsel in distress! tumblr please get out your tissues and prepare to write long thinkpieces about why sandra is the best character in game of thrones because shes endured so much and has the worst life and has to fight off all these suitors all the time! poor woobie!

Rhaegar my son. Will you choose to stay faithful or just fuck my kingdom up?
...

cute!

>Tommen sees the burning sept and commits suicide
>Vary's littlebirds murder Pycelle
>Qyburn sees their corpses and finds Varys waiting for him (??? teleport)
>Varys shoots Qyburn
>Jon and Sansa has a little conversation in the crypts
>Jon wanders deeper unto the crypt and finds tombs prepared for every Stark children and who their parents were
>Benjen drops Bran off the Wall and departs
>Bran sees the rest of TOJ
>we see Lyanna having fetal distress and Ned had to cut the baby off of her
>she whispers something to Ned before she dies that we dont hear
>Bran whispers "Jon"
>Ned seems to hear him once again
>Jon sees a pile of rubble in the crypts and decide to go further
>He sees his tomb and who his parents are
>Arya poisons the freys and Walder blames Jaime and the Lannister causing the Army to decimate the Freys
>Arya flees and sees men in horseback going somewhere (I assume were the brotherhood)
>sam arrives at a library and tells Gilly they have to go back to the wall

this
>loved ashara
>forced to marry a retarded bitchy tully

I don't care who, just as long as it's never Jon. Tumblr and their Disney romance sensibilities can fuck off.

>They'll rage about it for a day or so

>They'll promptly find something else to whine about

It's all good

>tfw based theon has had his story taken away and everyone stays quiet but wouldnt stfu about Sansa

Having a complete mental breakdown and close to killing himself.

Azor Sam

Le da potty humor commence!

the only character tumblr and circlejerk liberal news outlets care about is sansa

every time she gets written in a way thats even slightly off their retarded fanfiction headcanons its like the end of the fucking world

Will Theon get his molten cock?

CUTE

So I'm either a dude or s chick? Wow you're deductive reasoning is razor sharp.


>inb4 some tiresome Tumblr tirade about how people aren't just "men and women"

Now that can't be lyanna she's too beautiful she must look plain...

/got/ pepe

>Stannis
>Satan

hmmm...

I'm not sure if I'm ready to let go of the promise me meme yet. It was alive for six whole years.

disgusting normie

Oi lads. i'm not an amerifat, when does the episode air?

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I'm saying i'm pretty sure you're a dude, hence 90% you fucking retard.

But on the offchance that you're a chick (and you'll need to post those tits), you're deluded and letting your daddy issues cloud your vision

You just know that Sam is going to be the one taking down the Night's King

Anyone else can't wait to see cordy's other scene tonight?

>Renly
>Rightful King

I'm seeing a connection...

Based

Maester Samwell would have been better to Night's Watch Samwell.

wew lad

Why can't GoT have such based creatures like Raggy?

bump for answer

That's why I can't wait for the Jonsa fallout when CIA puts the penis in Sansa up against the heart tree.

They'll start PETITIONS!

They'll start #HASHTAGS!

They'll write CLICKBAIT!

Their fury will be HOTTER THEN THE SUN, and no one will ultimately give a shit.

literally just google it you fucking lazy retard

Haha numb nuts its not Cordy

BASED ALFIE ALLEN

BEST ACTOR

Sand Sneks. Please god no. Please kill them. Even normal showfags think they are annoying twats

We have enough stronk females. We don't need 4 fucking skanks.

azor Theon

Dany's mum, Rhaella, died giving birth to her

Jon's mum, Lyanna, died giving birth to him

Tyrion's mum, Joanna, died giving birth to him

RLJ confirmed

>>Azor Ahai
>>asshole asshigh
hmm...

Because Ragnaros would waste the entire White Walker army with one swing and those are GoT's main antagonists.

So wait, if it WAS actually Jon in that tower, does that not mean his name is Jon Sand, since he's still technically a bastard?

Ragnaros was such a one-note villain

>"I'M JUST EVIL BECAUSE FIIIIRE AND EEEEVILLLL"

who that?

Yes, he will join sand sneks.
THE CIRCLE WILL BE COMPLETE

BRAVO GURM

fucking idiot

Ahh....what bitch she wanted Jon to die...just like her mother that cunt...gahhhhh

>an actor is actually a fucking idiot in real life with no qualms about making a mockery of the democratic process

news at 11

Until next year anons.

if littlefinger's letter was from rhaegar legitimizing jon,he could be jon targaryen
i mean,rhaegar was heir apparent to the iron throne,his voice matters

This is probably the last time I'll be able to post this mates, it has been fun lyannaposting with you anons!

OFFICIAL /got/ Lyanna casting

God tier
>Cordyfu
>Bridgetfu
>Kayafu
>T*rkfu


Brettygud tier

>Addyfu
>Woodfu
>Grathfu
>Jenconfu
>Kstewfu


fuck off tier
>Sasha gray
>Stoya
>ratface
>older maisie clone

NO REEK, STOP

I respect him, and this didn't made me lose my respect for him, but I disagree with his views.

>sam arrives at a library and tells Gilly they have to go back to the wall

YOU JUST GOT THERE YOU FUCKER, WAS THE WHOLE POINT OF IT JUST SO HE COULD STEAL HEARTSBANE AND GET TOLD BY HIS DAD?

i will miss you