/fit/ s/fur thread
/fit/ s/fur thread
Charles Bell
Charles Hall
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Connor Ward
Man i still need to get back into my groove working out, got knocked out of the routine by the worst fever i've had in ten years and now im dealing with the aftermath.
Austin Miller
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David Morales
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Jose Campbell
Start slow, dude.
Jayden Lee
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Tyler Lewis
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Owen Phillips
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Evan Hill
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Jayden Carter
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Jacob Gutierrez
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Luke Walker
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Gavin Carter
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Nathaniel White
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Christian Wood
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Alexander Williams
she's got some teeth on her
Logan Sanders
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Isaiah Flores
Someone said condoms?
Caleb Martin
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Gavin Gray
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Ryder Robinson
thats damn good
Hunter Morgan
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Lucas Torres
I know right, imagine if she started asking question whilst giving you head. "Soo... Who exactly is Tiffany, and why's her number the one your phones sent the most texts to over the past two weeks"
Jaxson Turner
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Julian Richardson
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Joseph Ward
you'd end up with more than a few scratches...
Caleb Campbell
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Austin Jones
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Dylan Wood
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Ryder Wood
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David Gonzalez
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Austin Perry
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Isaac Brooks
Now that i think more about it, what are you even supposed to say, wether the truth is benign or you actually did fuck up, your dicks comin' off either way.
Cameron Brown
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Ryan Hernandez
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Evan Torres
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Carson Torres
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Jaxson Evans
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Robert Carter
At least in that case that guy didn't cheat on a dragoness... he'd end up burnt to a crisp!
Landon Rivera
How many versions of that image do you have?
Aiden Rogers
Dunno.
Lucas Ross
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Matthew Jones
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Justin Jackson
Y'know what, i may not have much pride in myself or much of what i do, but, i am rather happy with my donger, infact so happy i'd take wholesale incineration by fiery dragonessbreath over sharkgrill dick-chomping. Life just wouldn't be the same without the trouser titan.
Ethan Parker
>Trouser-Titan
kek
Anthony Brooks
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Brandon Cruz
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Lucas Perez
So you'd rather cheat on me rather than a shark? Have you forgotten that dragons have sharper fangs than sharks?
Isaac White
Naw i aint the cheatin' sort to begin with. (said every guy in existence.) Nor have i ever done so. (ditto for that one.) But if the chips were down and i had to go on hobbling through life without my third leg, or literally be turned to cinders, well the being turned to cinders it is.
Samuel Myers
mebe
Nathaniel Rodriguez
Don't cheat on a bunny- she might get sad
Zachary Walker
so cuuute
Jordan Russell
How about either losing the third leg or being turned to cinders AND losing the third leg?
Dragons are quite capable of doing both!
Sebastian Ramirez
Seen plenty of couples go through that, can't stand the dramashit people drag up
>with friends, the wife's getting all pissy because she got bored and dug through the dude's facebook/whatever
>hundreds of messages sent to some other female over the course of a summer, jealousy because insecurity, wifey's a fat chick
>escalates into yelling and throwing dinnerplates while he's trying to explain, she's not having any of that logic shit
>turns out it was fucking TWO YEARS AGO, somebody he worked with while he and the wife were split up for a year "taking time apart/i need some space/whatever" and they never did anything but talk about work
Of course it doesn't matter what you say, you can't reason with illogical beings
Carson Wright
If you're dead, dickless doesn't matter anymore. It's being dickless and alive that's awful. Gotta keep Admiral Winky intact or there's no reason to live, evolutionary instincts yo
Jeremiah Young
Silly humans!
Joshua Foster
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Christian Taylor
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Liam Walker
Well, that's just mutilation followed by imminent doom, so 'ts not like it'd change my opinoin, im still dead.
My foster father raised me with a distinct set of rules regarding interaction with women, chief of which are never, ever, let yourself be nailed down to anyone you arent 100% sure of beyond a shadow of a doubt. And even then always look over your shoulder.
Long story short, whenever im in a relationship i make sure my exist stage left is planned right from the first date, no muss, no fuss, no "you've been together for X amount of time so she gets half your stuff" just me going back to the gym, Ken-dollin up for the next bit of female fun i go huntin for.
Jeremiah Stewart
I'd chomp off your dick first, then kill you slowly.
Grayson Nguyen
all my shit's high res so it's annoying to post
Liam Lewis
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Alexander Parker
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Isaiah Wilson
I see a flaw there. What if she also goes to the gym?
Jeremiah Nguyen
gifs bacame a nightmare.
Adam Powell
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Jaxon Carter
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Hudson Miller
SImple, i dont get involved with her, in any way, any drama she causes is on her, not me and the staff sorts it out shortly either by suspension, expulsion or outright ban. 'ts happened before.
We were literally lectured on the art of ignoring people where i went to grade school.
Ethan Butler
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Adrian Hall
Well then, I'd just have to make sure you're used to the fact that I get silly and compliment everyone once in a while. I'm straight and I still flirt with gay guys once in a while just for the hell of it. Everyone likes compliments and innuedo once in a while.
If you're going to eat my dick and torture me over trying to cheer up someone who's sad (and spending a bit of extra time on it because I like them), maybe dragons aren't for me. Possessive creatures, them dragons
Levi Peterson
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Elijah Harris
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Parker Brown
If I knew you were sad, I'd spend as much time as it took to cheer you up, and do whatever it takes. Im not your typical vain, possessive dragoness.
Jonathan Cook
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Juan Garcia
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Jose Garcia
Really... don't tell that to too many strapping young knights, one of them's bound to weasel their way into your hoard with a long con
Andrew Gray
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Gabriel Young
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Luis Brooks
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Ethan Roberts
Why do you think I work out? Any male that wants to be with me has to know the muscles aren't just for show!
Ryan Bailey
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Adam Johnson
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Christian Carter
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Colton Ross
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Owen Roberts
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Austin Lee
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Luis Allen
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Juan Ward
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Michael Clark
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Ayden James
Always lurkin
Luis Wood
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Nicholas Ramirez
this is nice
Samuel Perez
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Christian Peterson
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Jackson Carter
Hah, that's pretty cute actually.
Zachary Roberts
Would have found this sooner if I weren't busy with vidya
Jeremiah Davis
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Matthew Powell
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Cooper Moore
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