I will be meeting the man, the myth, the piece of shit Mike Love this Friday.
A girl invited me to go see the Beach Boys live this Friday, with VIP passes. She knows Mike Love personally and has for many years because she is good friends with his daughter. I will be getting drinks with this girl and Mike Love's wife beforehand, watching the Beach Boys (if you can even call them that at this point) rehearse, and will most certainly be meeting Mike Love personally.
What the fuck should I do with this rare opportunity? What questions should I ask him? I'm thinking of wearing a white t-shirt with "FORMULA" written on it under a sweatshirt and getting a picture with him.
Wear a fireman's helmet and a shirt that says HEY FUCK FACE IT'S KOKOMO
John Fisher
Oh dear god how have I never seen this
Luke Williams
tell him you love "kokomo" and it's your favorite BB song
Chase Evans
>not summer of love
Jose Clark
yep.
Camden Rodriguez
I saw him back in December and the girl I went to the show with and I were both waiting for him to WHEEEEEEEEE but he never did.
Adrian Gray
Brian still loves Mike as a cousin and friend. Even though Mike hasn't treated him well over the years, Brian still cares. Don't disappoint Brian by being a douche to Mike. Besides, you'll just piss him off and he'll fuck your formula.
David Reyes
Make sure that you're not being deceived by a Mike Love impersonator
Cooper Lee
lmaoooooooooooooooo
Matthew Adams
was the girl cute at least? did you Mike Love with her? :^)
Jason Russell
topkek
Adam Rodriguez
I mean yeah she was really cute, but no we didn't do anything after the show. She also stopped talking to me soon afterward. I thought we had a lot of fun on the date but I guess she didn't. That was also my first and only date and I'm 20. What sucks especially is that we were good friends for a year or so beforehand and now she just doesn't talk to me. I hear she has a boyfriend now.
Jace Hill
Shit man that sucks theres plenty of woman in the sea though my dude you just gotta fight people for them
Juan Wright
yeah fuck that, you deserve better
Oliver Powell
senpai this is Sup Forums "gracious" isn't in our vocabulary
Samuel Foster
Thanks guys, that really does mean a lot. I guess I just wish she hadn't stopped talking to me completely instead of just telling me she wasn't interested. I would have understood. I've forgiven her, but I feel like I can't forgive myself because I feel like it was my fault or something but I don't know why.
Luis Clark
OP here. Seriously considering buying a Formula 1 hat and getting a picture with Mike
Jose Baker
thats a great idea
Gabriel Clark
LITERALLY FUCK WITH THE FORMULA
Also ask him how it feels to be constantly overshadowed by brian
Nolan Murphy
...
Jack Jenkins
Ask him why he didn't play for Trump at the inauguration
Jack Foster
Oh Bruce...
Aaron Richardson
Maybe I should play him some Lil Ugly Mane and ask him what he thinks