ITT: We are citizens living in city 17 prior to it's destruction, and this thread is the common area of the designated apartment we all live in.
Dubs are Civil Protection, tips are rebels, quads are combine soldiers, quints is Gordon Freeman.
So how's life?
just another day in this police state user
Heh. Not for long.
Oddly esoteric thread but whatever I'll roll
Pick up that can
Why?
EAT MY DICK CIVIL PROTECTION
Sometimes i dream about cheese
Oh shit is that a strider?
No, YOU pick up that can
It's safer here
AH MY LEG
I hate dog
>Tfw a metro cop starts walking towards you and you can't find your relocation coupon
Fuck yeah benefactors I can rape any bitch I want and don't have to worry about getting her pregnant.
Neighborhood Anus Inspection Battalion has arrived, bend over and spread em!
There goes the rest of the neighborhood...
I keep having dreams, dreams about.. cheese
HIT IN THE GUT
Random Building Search. Looking for contraband!
Rise and shine, Mister Freeman. Rise and... shine. Not that I... wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has... come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and... smell the ashes...
Fuck that, I'm Morgan Freeman
s-sure thing o-officer...
gordon here, i come to save.
"You think the darkness is your ally?" Morgan Freeman in Cosmos: Space Time Odyssey
Please don't hurt us! We'll co-operate! Not again. Not again....
i have no mouth and i must scream
dikbutt
Sure! long time no see
EAT MY DIIIIICK!!! I'M MORGAN MOTHER FUCKING FREEMAN!! EARTHBENDING POWERS, ACTIVATE!!!!!!
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.
Is that television set tuned to sanctioned frequencies?
You better not do a "prostate exam" like last time.
I wonder why the police are here. Not like we have anything illegal...
Rolling for the !
...
evening colleague
*user's autism intensifies*
Well yes of course! I tuned it last week. Can't you see we are co-operating!
Officer!
Its me, the leader of the civilian Neighborhood Anus Inspection Battalion! Can I help with your search? The locals didn't cooperate when I showed up on my own.
_!^^^^this guy!
Search that citizen!
Hey!!! It's my arch nemisis!! I'M the leader of the Awesome Nigger's Utopia for Spics!!!!
Another combine patrol!
*there goes the neighborhood*
suck a dick. And my expired beans.
Freeman
I am gordon :)
two to the one to the one to the three.... I like good pussy and I like good trees
STOP THAT MAN
WITNESSED
I blame the jews for this but then again I have an army of living sex dolls down deep in the center of the earth.
HOT DAMN IT'S GORDON FREEMAN
Not terrible
Damn it off by 4
Gordon joined the party
ITS THE FREEMAN
wow 4 dubs in a row maybe oppressive totalitarian police force is my calling.
rolling first
Ok..
BASED
THE FREEMAN HAS ARRIVED
My god it's Gordon Freeman!
DOCTOR FREEMAN
i smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, and I get more ass than a toilet seat
Wake up, Mr Freeman.
stop right there criminal scum
Noice.
FOLLOW FREEMAN
Hey Gordon i think you dropped this
STOP! Comply! do no... _______
>Unit down in sector b4
Follow freeman!
Gordon didn't we already have a talk on how tree rape is not fun?
stop those civilians!
VIVA LA REVOLUTION
toasting in an epic apartment common area
don't know "you reposted in the wrong neighborhood"???
Pick up that can.
You, sir, are clearly a quint-nigger. This is your greatest moment in life––cherish it now because it's only downhill from here. The good news is that in order to fall you would have had to accomplished something. Kill yourself.
youre under arrest for illegal possession of weapons
*Random gurgling* *stun stick buzzes*
>prior to it's destruction
Protip on how to not look like an illiterate peasant: an apostrophe on "it" is only used to shorten "it is". Never use an apostrophe on "it" to show possession.
Shhh keep it down, they'll hear you.
My milk is moldy. On the outside of the carton.
>"you reposted in the wrong neighborhood"???
Reddit is over the left
Wrong milk image, sorry lads.
the rebels! the rebels are here!
Hmmmmmmmmm I'm reporting you for those trips, faggots
wut
CIVILIAN NON-COMPLIANT
its okay guys, hes a fake, back to your buisness
I blame you for getting Jerry killed
wow didn't expect so many people to show up to the apartments.
just another normal citizen reporting in
Hello fellow normal citizen
GORDON!
greetings
Is it just me or are there a lot more raids going on lately?
Sheeeeeit
could trump make half lifes earth great again?