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PLEASE help me. I masturbated for 2 hrs, because of my drug use it took me that long to nut. But now when I try to pee, literally only a drop will come out and it stings/hurts like you wouldn't fucking believe. Just a single drop had me on the floor for a minute.

I REALLY HAVE TO PEE ?B? WHAT DO I DO PLEASE

ALSO PIC RELATED

HELP

Have u tried cutting it off?

Second this.

seriosuly answer nonly PLEASE

bath

when i was a kid i had the same experience, go to a doctor.

SP{L I NEE TO MASTURBATE

Stims? Opiates? Which drug matters OP so lmk

You probably had some semen go back up as it was shot out. Happens to like 12 year olds who don't want splooge on their pjs. Have a fun 2-3 days

My posts are fucking around but the situation is serious lol. Morphine essentially, usually im still able to nut in 15 mins but it took me so long. I didn't want to give up after all my effort.

current medical student
i recommend this treatment swiftly the longer you wait the worse it will get

try masturbating

I have literally jacked off for 8 hours straight while on meth, had no issue afterwards. you fuckin fail OP

damn i really need to pee but im scared. i haven't tried in 2 hours maybe its okay now..

fuck off

fuck off

were you circumcised?

yeah fuck off dog

one thing I can tell you is you have good taste in porn

yes i dont have fucking cheese cock.

Thanks, these are all in my "BEST" folder. 99% of it is loli and feet.

Alright guys im going to try to pee again reallly quick, seriously wish me luck im really fucking scared of that pain.

Worst case you have yourself some stones of some sort. You'll either piss them out or have issues. Recommendation. Rocket that piss out like a madman. The more it hurts the harder you push you hear me. I've had many many health problems and they all get worse till I man up and get violent and angry with it. My shits don't come out till I make like a diarrhea cannon and fire. My zits don't pop til I take a razor to them and my radio doesn't work unless I smack it like a bitch. My feet itch till I cut off the top layer with a knife and my joints hurt until they loudly snap and give horrible pain to me for a second. GET IT OVER WITH AND PUSH THAT PEE OUT NOW!!!!

Fuck man, you're right, that just really inspired me. I tried to pee after my last post but I couldn't do it, my body stopped me because of how much it hurt last time. I'm going to really try now because of your advice. My hearts racing so much I feel like im gunna faint dog.

I'll be back.

Overlong masturbation and drug use.. depends on which drugs you use, but it sounds like precum escaping the vas deferens into urinary tract and then hardening, or you've got pee escaping into your testicles. If it's the former, you can give the perenium a vigorous rub and brace yourself for cum flakes moving through your dick. If that doesn't work, see a doctor asap!

you're too late

You jerked off to hard for too long. You've bruised your urethra and it's swollen. Take and advil or something and you should be fine in a few hours. And for fucks sake loosen your grip or maybe give it a break for a while.

progress report?

user is kill .

sounds like you either tore or inflamed your urethra, happens sometimes if you fap too much or for a long time or have kidney stones passing, nothing to do but wait for it to heal, should take less than a day, just go to sleep and you'll wake up better

I seriously can't pee, I really need/want to tho. I feel like id be able to pee until I actually try..