Waifu claiming thread.
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>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>heresy is a crime
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
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Thats where you're wrong, kiddo
Nui is my wife!
>being this autistic
I feel bad for you, user.
Claimu!
fuck. I clicked the new thread and it deleted all my previous response. screw typing it out again.
well i gotta go get the wife from work. later.
Hex Maniac claim
Best imouto claimed
bretty gud, how about you
yes, yes they are, strangely enough my top waifus have some form of goldenish greenish eyes and short hair, never noticed the eyes being so similar, thanks user
see ya tali
>i don't have any logical responses so i'm just going to make an excuse
You lie like always!
>top waifus
>waifus
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You do know if you ignore him he'll stop pretending to like Nui
He just claims her to make you mad.
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
O-oh, w-well thank you but i wouldn't go that far
I suppose i could say it in a nicer way
It still flatters me that they would even ask, even if they could just google it.
Alright come back soon
I'm alright just relaxing after a good thanksgiving, how about you how was your thanksgiving?
Too many waifus to claim
You're the liar, actually. I'm very truthful.
Nope. I've been Nui's husband for some time now and will always be. We're together for life.
My sister looks like Kirino.
Sorry, but best imouto goes to me.
>having certain characters to fap to is heresy
>not r8ing a character and how good waifu material they can be is heresy
>being this fucking autistic over someone having interest in multiple beutiful women
>autism.jpg
it was boring, i don't like being around my family much and i had to work so not much to do, sister made food for everyone so i guess dinner wasn't half bad
Gobble Gobble. How was your Thanksgiving?
don't mind me
do the sex with her
Alice2 is claimed.
>I see you
also, forgot to add, trips said it so it must be true
>hikage
got any pics?
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You sure?
Maybe
More than one waifu will ruin your laifu
Hi Mai!
Is that Ryuko?
And really? if he were trying to get me mad he's doing it the wrong.
I feel he's only here to jest, but he's still a phony!
Nonsense, a liar can lie to himself and convince himself it's the truth, and that's what you do!
Hi, how are you?
Hi Akari, sorry for ignoring your last (you), I was a little busy.
you always talk about her could you post a pic
You fucking nigger
it flatters you that they want to lewd your waifu?
Do you even know what waifu means?
i wouldn't but im too busy getting triggered
I'm good, just got home from walmart and bestbuy with my brother and friend. You?
By what?
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Hello Akari, how was your thanksgiving?
no
No sweat! How are you?
I claimed her and now she is mine.
Well I'm glad dinner was at least good for you. Where do you work again?
Mine was good, did the normal meet and eat with extended family now relaxing and talking with all of you guys
It must be
Words to live by
Well yeah, they must think she's beautiful to want her lewds
Claiming Galil
Can I ask you something?
Not too bad, thanks. I think I've told you before I'm not very social irl, so it takes a lot of energy for me to interact with all those people, even though they are family and I love them. Plus I miss my mom. How was yours?
Did you buy anything cool?
Just got done talking to Misaki and Yuuko. They are nice people.
Good, pretty comfy.
Galil!
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apparently, literally wife, but i ain't about that life to obsese over animemes and the strings attached
a grocery store, we didn't close until 8 and i was there until closing...
can't deny the truth
a shitty gun
Forgot pic
I did not. I almost bought Pokemon Moon but decided against it. I wish more people in here would talk more, or at least in discord.
I'm no phony! You must be the one lying to yourself to not see that Nui is with me.
Gun snob
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Why?
arguably better than a lot of others
Thanksgiving was hosted at my older sisters house and I stayed alone at home because I didn't want to ruin my NEET attendance record.
Because I don't respect Alice enough to get my pictures from konachan
>go to grandpa's house for thanksgiving
>have nothing to do for about five hours other than stare at a wall or sleep and cuddle my dog because i was an idiot and forgot my phone charger
Didn't even have any turkey either which was fucking shitty tbh
Claiming Felix
people
not necessarily
oh so you're just a avatarfag?
never mind continue on with your heresy
I-I'm confused. Are you Mai?
lmao
Well if you really have a Nui then that one is a phony, as it's unlikely the real one would be with you!
Thanksgiving without turkey?
Sure! Go ahead
Was it busy or slow?
At least attractive. It would be dumb to not find a waifu attractive and ask for her lewds, don't you think?
Yes, I commonly use reaction images from other anime characters because Mai only has one facial expression.
Why are you claiming Alice2?!
Someone forgot to get it
Was kind of upset because the day after with leftovers my mom tears up whats left and dumps the gravy onto it in a glasspan
Shit's fucking good with macaroni and bread yo
i don't degrade my self to lower class guns thank you
at least im not jelous of flan being able to shoot a gun i can't
>avatar fag
>getting this upset over my top faps
start was busy, second half not so much, really slow that last hour
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What is the sauce of that girl you're posting?
Mio Akiyama claimed
because she claimed my heart first.
i own a golani
How does one forget to get a turkey for thanksgiving?
I don't know people are weird
I'm not upset.
I'm not trying to insult you by calling you a avatarfag
Eh fuck it, I'm sorry
What happened to vocaroo posting?
I don't fucking know
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Ohhhh. gotcha! Did she wonder why you didn't join?
My Nui is no phony! And it is not only not unlikely, but certain the real one is with me!
Sounds about right, i remember working thanksgiving last year, better than working Christmas eve, luckily i have both off this year.
You mean my waifu?
I guess, but it was 3 people asking.
Lies.
Lies!
LIES!
Yes, absolutely.
She helped me through the hard times. How could I have fall for her? It's a shame I have no chance with her and I respect that.
I bet you fucking faggots brought your body pillow to thanksgiving dinner and your whole family cringed at you
You only lie to yourself, what do you have to prove this?
Oh,
That's Juvia Lockser from Fairy Tail, user-san
Why do you ask?
I think everyone could probably understand why, but she was still mad at me.
apparently she planned a bunch of stuff specifically for me, I felt bad afterwards.
>implying I'd ever leave the basement if I had a body pillow
claimed
Who else started fucking their body pillow in front of their whole family during dinner?
My Nui is in every way a true authentic flawless Nui. An imposter could never be this perfect.
Don't mind me, I'm just posting my waifu.
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I'm back
hello kitty
hello foxxy
hello tabitha
You barely even know Alice2!
I rather spent Thanksgiving with a body pillow than heartless family.
Perhaps you lie to yourself to convince yourself that yours is as flawless as the real deal!
Because cute.