Been checking this bitch out at the bar. Super short...

Been checking this bitch out at the bar. Super short. Think I am going to slip one in her drink and use her hard for the night.

should I Sup Forums?

only if you take pictures and videos

i will for sure.

then go right ahead

Do it

I swear she stands waist high. Just dropped in frink see how I can navigate this, started chatting with her at bar. fuck I am going to have fun with this little doll

I am on it

I want to believe

here's my prediction for this thread

>op takes pic of his gf at bar
>pretends to drop something in her drink
>takes her home and fucks like normal
>uploads pics to fuel an edgy thread

or

>op finds pic online
>pretends he's out
>finds pics of porn and shit online
>posts it pretending it's her

sage

true, fuck this shit im out

or

A moral test on Sup Forums and its standpoint on rape.
I mean, everyone is truly anonymous after all, what else could you ask for in a survey

niceb8mate.jpg

We also act edgy as fuck.

>when she goes super saiyan after seeing you spike her drink

Isn't that rape? Legally? Don't do it.

ok her friends are leaving she staying convinced her to letme buy her a drink

I am interested tell me more

is that actually working? what happens if i just make that for myself?

wow user, did you come up with that all by yourself?
You're so clever, give yourself a pat on the back for enlightening all of us.

Yes and post the pics for us bud :)

already did, buddy

I'm not your buddy, guy.

place is closing bitch is getting loopy; time to go me thinks

I'm not your guy, friend

Its funny you say that because theres only like 5000 nudes of this chick

prove it

post them

And you didn't care to post any.
Shame...

nothing in google image search

I'm not your friend guy.

We get it.

op here and ok bub thats nice

leaving now

I'm not your guy, pal.

stahp

Police are already on the way.

You sound mad OP. You upset that someone blew up your spot? lulz

where>

that wasnt OP I am

Is that Lena Dunham?

inb4 OP is falsely accused of rape.

No that's rape

Not OP, but it was me. Not mad, more insulting the special snowflake for pointing out the obvious.

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well as long you know the level of consumtion you can make your own decisions.
or you can do Gin + Fresh lime juice until you kill the gin with lime. keep the pulp in it soaks up liquor like no tommorrow.
drink pulp> digest pulp stealth drunk

Depends if u teenage grill who gets drunk off a hobo's burp or if u hardcore man drunk that need a 40 just to get up in the morning?

I prefer to fuck off the bananas and shit and just get pissed on rum

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thanks

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Oh, gee... this thread, again...
with the same fucking girl.
Do you think that people have only been here a month, or something?

see
even he wasn't original, but, y'know...
thanks for pointing out the obvious.

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This girl is a bartender in Tampa...
OP (or someone incredibly similar and faggoty) has posted the same thread before, complete with pics outside the bar "waiting for her to get off her shift," etc.
Incredibly fake and gay.

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I'm out

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id rape em both no rubber and would definitely let the one in the back hold my hand.

He won the reaction battle

When you bust, aim for her adams apple