ITT:

ITT:
Write poems about anything, lets see how creative you fuckers are. Haikus are for faggots and weeaboos so none of that shit.
>pic related, the great poet and story teller of All Time

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OP is a faggot.

10/10

OP here, I enjoyed this poem, the content was true and reflected modern life. your magnum opus i assume

And i plunged
deep into an empty abyss
of carelessness and depravity
with an immense force of gravity sporadically becoming
thinner and thinner
as my insides
twirled and twirled
toward my center
scent her bouncy
curls nose filled
fufilled at last
my past
and present
intermingling
in her jingling
ear rings
beeming the light of the sun

...

You think this is a hit,
But it's just a piece of shit.

not sure if thats deep and cool or gay as fuck

meth is like death, you get your sweet release but when op joins the toking then it all just goes down hill. i'd rather be choking than be toking with the op that i know, so i'll be rowing down the stream of heroine instead.

kek

thats kinda gay bro

thanks 4 kritisisms daft poet here

wait is that what cr1tikal looks like irl ???

I see a nigger I shoot him.
That's how I learn them to swim.
If you think they eat chicken a lot you're wrong,
cus they ain't got no food, only some nigger song.

Fuck a fork
ill pork the whore
with a spork
me and my cohorts
will wrestle as she
snorts and gurgles
semen curdled
in a yeast beast
covered in cum
and grease
hardly a woman
but an object at least

his tinder story was one of the best i have ever heard

~daftpoet~

daft poet is a neckbeard lord

With sex, why this preoccupation?
Quite simple, lack of occupation.

...

as the sunshine lord
sprays golden rays
on my cheeks in kisses
all my wishes are
granted in sublime
tranquility

~daftpoet~

ALIENS
THEY ARE NOT AUSTRALIANS
RATCHET TOURISTS
PAY TEN BUCKS A SAMMICH
I'LL BREAK THEIR WRISTS
THEY MAKE ME ITCH
GO BACK HOME DUDE
I'D POISON YOUR FOOD
IN MY SIDE, YOU ARE A STITCH
TOURISM REALLY MAKES ME ITCH

IF I WERE A CUCK
BY MY LUCK
ID BE STUCK
IN THE MUCK
WITH GUNPOWDER BREATH ASKING TO FUCK OR BE FUCKED?

When One is mad,
Two thinks about
back in the day.
Three says aloud,
"I am regret."
Three says aloud,
"I am a mess."
There were days
when we would walk
in a dream.
One has a mouth,
a mouth filled with doubt.
I'm upset!
She's not here!
Two's arms are frayed,
heavy and weighed.
So scared of
if Three can run.
Four wants to cry,
left to the side,
wondering if
She'll persist.
At home I try
to wrestle my mind.
I'm upset
with myself.
Dreaming sorrows
follow me all the way down.
We'll go away soon,
we'll see them arrive.
They'll go away soon.

idk. poetry is fucking hard because it's difficult to make it not look edgy or cheesy

Obamas gone
Trump is in
The world will never cease to spin
One thing though that's still unseen
Jet fuel still can't melt steel beams

Yes.

nice i like it 10/10

not sure what to make of this

yeah he's started showing his face alot in snapchat etc

~daftpoet~here, why not make a Sup Forums poetry collective?

holy shit that is far from the face i expected him to have with that glorious voice of his

Hump me. Fuck me.
Daddy better make me choke.
Hump me. Fuck me.
My tunnel loves a deep throat.
Lick, lick, lick, lick.
I wanna eat your dick,
but I can't fuck up my nails,
so I'mma pick it up with chopsticks.
Mouth wide open,
mouth wide open,
mouth wide open like I was at the dentist.
Mouth wide open,
mouth wide open.
Put it so deep I can't speak a sentence.
My fingers in it, gentle.
Explore this nigga, mental.
I'mma write my name on his dick.
Don't need a pen or a pencil.
All I need is my body;
My pussy's pink, just like salami.
Don't need no drink to get naughty,
'cause bitch, I'm not Bill Cosby.
My pussy mean and it's clean.
I'm not a squirter, I cream.
Keep it smelling like baby wipes;
I never smell like sardines.
This will never fucking end.
Ballerina that dick when I spin.
I fucked this nigga so good,
I ain't swallow one kid, I think I swallowed twins.
Come put it down my butt,
let's shoot a movie, no cuts.
Ride the dick, get my nipples licked,
that's breast-feeding while we fuck!
Finna get the dick wet and firm.
You better sweat me out of my perm.
Can't wait 'til it's my turn.
I wanna blow bubbles with sperm.
Wanna hit it from the back?
Let me arch my back.
Once I arch my back,
that mean attack this pussy.
Don't need no pornstar,
cause I'm the moderin'.
I'mma spit on his dick,
sound like I'm garglin'.
Make him bust 3 nuts, that's the task.
My panties stuck in my ass.
So I pull 'em down and show him the pearl,
made his pubic hairs curl fast.

>I wanna blow bubbles with sperm.
I stopped reading right there. That's fucking nasty.

...

The convict time is on the run,
Looks real skinny as he speeds along,
Asses roars and Chinese whispers,
The deaf and dumb are avid listeners,
Dream of sharing more than pictures,
OP's a fag with nigger features

>I fucked this nigga so good,
>I ain't swallow one kid, I think I swallowed twins.

beautiful

There once was a fag called (you)
Whose posts were absolute poo
In a predictable twist
He slashed up his wrists
Say goodbye to the faggot named (you)

>Don't need no drink to get naughty,
>'cause bitch, I'm not Bill Cosby.
Fucking Christ.

>I wanna eat your dick,
>but I can't fuck up my nails,
>so I'mma pick it up with chopsticks.
this whole thing is a 10

I'm a faggot and I get lots of anal fun if you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

You're a faggot dude and I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but shit dick ain't one

hit me

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>Fuck Me In The Ass Cause I Love Jesus

You sound like a strung out, tweaker redneck rambling about aliens who came by to steal some cows or some shit

And you sound fat.

i dislike the hebrews along with the dindus
the only nigger i like is prolly mace windu
also fuck the muslims and their quran
they should get fucked harder than lisa ann

Haikus are fun. I wrote a few.

You look young to me
Guess in jail is where i'll be
That's just fine with me

I like my children
Just how I like my pet dog
Dying of cancer

Here's a fun new sport
Kill the mom while you abort
Still get child support

I'm Japanese but if I write a haiku, I'm a faggot or a weaboo? Oh well...

Bing bang digger rigger dong

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