Would you rather be Gay or a highly skilled Serial Killer?

Would you rather be Gay or a highly skilled Serial Killer?

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i'm gay but i don't like men

Does "highly skilled" involve avoiding police or just killing?

I'd say both is what would actually make a serial killer skilled.

Go on...

I would love to be a highly skilled serial killer.

CALL THE POLICE!

Both, Dahmer.

You also don't have to kill more than 1 person every year. Even one a year would make you one of the most prolific killers of all time.

Highly skilled Serial Killer. I fucking hate people. I'd love to be skilled at killing people.

Well, I am not gay, so I wouldn't want to be gay, because that's gay.
But if I was gay to begin with, I probably wouldn't think so negative about being gay, so I wouldn't mind.
So I guess both? Being a highly skilled murderer I can imagine is quite the ride, but being gay instead gives me way more freedom, like going for quite the ride.

bump for more gay killers

Can I just meet you halfway and be a highly skilled homosexual?

a high skilled serial killer, helps me out with my job to be honest

being a highly skilled serial killer is probably only fun in a middle brow tv show where you can convince TV watchers you're somehow a good guy

You mean like Freddie Mercury? Or a gay pornstar?

>would

how does being able to kill people help you make my food at mc donalds

I see what you did there.

lets go through this your gonna get the edgy kids on here saying
>id love to be a serial killer because im already messed up i go on rekt
>in b4 kek ^^
>Being gay wouldnt be that bad if i always fucked the guy
>would it still be gay if i had a sexchange and fucked women?

Nah man, like a reverse 3 1/2 Somersaults in the Tuck Position right into some poor bastards anal cavity... whilst blindfolded

>be highly skilled Serial Killer
>move to jungle
>sell skills to warlord
>retire to private island
>get brought out of retirement by US
"We've a job for you crimson claw"

Oh... Dear God. Have you tried being Freddie Mercury?

Does it count if i kill myself?

Tried... once, I'm more of a goatee man then a pedostache type of guy, stops the man splooge ruining my complexion ;)

If I am already one or the other can I be both?

Only if you figure out how to kill yourself 3 times or more

How the fuck do you think we get the food to cook at mcdonalds

Do not disrespect Freddie. He is more of a gay man than you will ever be.

both

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True, don't stop me from trying though

bump

we can mix it, more fun.

>> Serial Gay Killer

either way i'd stab em' in the arse.