Holy shit, I just realized I'm a pimp.
I've been helping a homeless woman by buying her stuff and threatening creeps for her. The last few weeks she has been giving me money and begging me to stay with her.
I thought she was just paying me back and looking for companionship, but I just realized I'm her pimp.
Nice. Find some more women to offer your protection to and buy a gaudy purple suit/top hat and cane and you're set to live the good life.
But I don't want to be a pimp.
I want wanna swap for a cozy life in germany?
Did you have any better plans for your life in mind? Or at least any better plans that can't be done concurrently with your pimping job?
That shit ain't easy.
Also the odd part is that I know a few women who need a pimp, but I don't want to be one.
On the other hand I hate seeing them taken advantage of.
Its a real moral problem, which is the high road.
This thread has potential
Backstory?
Ironically it actually is easier than most actual work. Pimps just want you to believe otherwise for dem sympathy points.
Pimp Life chose you user...Follow it.
Too long, too drunk.
Requesting OP to go down the pimp road and come back to post results later
Please don't make me do this.
I don't want to be a pump.
You can't just fucking not listen to him. He said be a pimp so it's settled you're a fuckin pimp now, deal with it.
>posts thread about woman
>picture of shemale
No one chooses to be a pimp, but the Pimp Gods have touched you with their gold plated cane, and put on your head the fur lined purple hat, and given you the Goblet of the Back Hand!!
To refuse these would be Sacrilege!!
Now Do as the Pimp Gods have commanded!!!
1- Fuck Bitches
2- Take their Money
3- Keep them in Check
if this is true, you have to embrace the pimp life.
become the /b pimp fag
Too late
>Forgetting rule 4
Keep thine pimp hand strong
Last year I read the story of a guy who run an escort agency with disabled girls and amputees. He even shared some old photos.
Dude, listen: grab the chance. You'll never know what it comes out of it if you don't even take the first step.
Make /b proud, be "the soft-hearted pimp" ad go for it.
Didn't notice, downloaded a random pic from /r/
He's a Pimp!!
A Bitch is a Bitch, he don't give a fuck, he got to get his Paper!!!
Nah, I hate Germans. You're such pussies now.