Life is shit, need a way out but ausfag with no guns. Dubs decide how I an hero
Life is shit, need a way out but ausfag with no guns. Dubs decide how I an hero
Jump in front of car while with friends/family
Go into outback and fistfight the biggest spiders you can find until one of them bites you.
Go tell ya roo that he makes the worst vegemite sandwich ya ever tasted, crikey
where in aus?
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take over jerusalem for the glory of the lord.
You don't.
Deus Vult
Sydney, better known as mini beijing with a bridge
just try to get some fun out of life before you end it by being a total dick
Try to rape a crocodile
>Go to petrol dealership.
>Find abbo scum
>When abbo scum ask for ciggy, bandersnatch him right in the g'day hole
>abbo clan will roo out
>sling up yer croc diddlers and prepare to meet your koala lord
Sounds like your from Victoria
I'd wanna kill myself if I lived down there
>bandersnatch him right in the g'day hole
Is that a real saying?
You have tall buildings
Put one and one together user
Drive car into empty wilderness until the tank is empty. Bring no food, phone, or water.
Livestream you fighting a kangeroo. You can't say you are an aus without even done this once in your life faggot, so do it.
reroll
eat molten iron
reroll
roll
reroll
Cutting wrists with rusty blade
Winrar!
There's more poisonous animals in australia than anywhere else. Just go collect a few funnel weavers, take a bunch of heroin, then release them on you.