Life is shit, need a way out but ausfag with no guns. Dubs decide how I an hero

Life is shit, need a way out but ausfag with no guns. Dubs decide how I an hero

Jump in front of car while with friends/family

Go into outback and fistfight the biggest spiders you can find until one of them bites you.

Go tell ya roo that he makes the worst vegemite sandwich ya ever tasted, crikey

where in aus?

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take over jerusalem for the glory of the lord.

You don't.

Deus Vult

Sydney, better known as mini beijing with a bridge

just try to get some fun out of life before you end it by being a total dick

Try to rape a crocodile

>Go to petrol dealership.
>Find abbo scum
>When abbo scum ask for ciggy, bandersnatch him right in the g'day hole
>abbo clan will roo out
>sling up yer croc diddlers and prepare to meet your koala lord

Sounds like your from Victoria
I'd wanna kill myself if I lived down there

>bandersnatch him right in the g'day hole

Is that a real saying?

You have tall buildings
Put one and one together user

Drive car into empty wilderness until the tank is empty. Bring no food, phone, or water.

Livestream you fighting a kangeroo. You can't say you are an aus without even done this once in your life faggot, so do it.

reroll

eat molten iron

reroll

roll

reroll

Cutting wrists with rusty blade

Winrar!

There's more poisonous animals in australia than anywhere else. Just go collect a few funnel weavers, take a bunch of heroin, then release them on you.