Alright /b, I tried going to /adv/ but didnt have any luck...

Alright /b, I tried going to /adv/ but didnt have any luck. Im 23m trying to fuck this lonely 54 milf: Im a virgin btw so thats why Im kind of nervous how to approach the situation. Just got her instagram and am wanting to go ballz deep in her ass, as fast as possible, is there any way papa Sup Forums could help me out how to bang an older woman? Ill be posting conversation

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Send her a dm and say "ayy you want some young meat" then immediately send another that says "i eat ass". Then go fuck her

Really? Just like that?? Well ill try

I guess you can try that, just less faggoty though

ayyye (name) youre lookin (youth lingo for sexy). i bet all the young guys chasing after you. youre a straight cougar

Lets see what she looks like!

Sorry for late reply, here

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older women appreciate flattery in an ironic way. they know damn well that theyre not as appealing as younger girls and dont expect to be lied to. so if you flirt with her in a silly ironic but fun way, you should be able to smash

Hmm i was gunna say you were stupid for this statement to break the ice with her but after seeing the pic, I think she'd be down..

Well than I might of fucked up lol

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Who is that in the pic?

OP here still no reply from her, I really do want to eat her ass

nevermind

Op are you decent looking? If you are id reconsider.. (pic requester)

Some stockroom milf, I just had the pic laying around srry user

not necessarily. i mean that was kinda imature and awkward. but she looks trashy enough to not care. if you show interest, shel prob let you smash

Hmmmm

Fuck...

MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA, YOU KILL MY FATHER PREPARE TO DIE

That's Jay, an old porn actress who's fucked thousands.

Son after that Updog disaster, you still take advise from Sup Forums?

you should grow a Frank Zappa goatee.

Always papa, I want to fuck ahhh

Loling

>still no reply
Im getting sweaty palms

No homo, if you walk outside witha clean shirt a man bun and a good trim on that beard i dont see why you couldn't do better. You just got zero confidence niggeh. (Pic requester)

Maybe if you apologize politely you'll still get a chance to hit on her

Do not do this, she may just be drunk and horny one night and reply
>women are like fish just put the b8 out there and relax

Tell her your dong is huge

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But its only 6.75 in

Yes master \-_-/

(Pic requester) yea forget it, let her reply, she gunna be like ok lets go or wtf?? If it goes the wtf route say "look im sorry, i was showing my friend a pic of you because I thought ypu were attractive, they got my phone and sent that as a joke" that way you apologize, let her know youre mature and that you're into her all at once. But seriously my dude unless ypu got a super fantasy with her pass

THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU

Uh thanx? Seriously tho gay boy, wear a black vneck and some pants clean your beard a bit n the bun and go hunt in a mall, that look is in and pulls bitches (pic requester)

Yup

Yeah thats the thing, fucking L new life here I cum

Good luck let us know how it goes

Also OP here, still no replies from mrs legs, Ill try and screenshot the instant a message comes through. Its ether A) shes still sleep from thanksgiving or B) she just dosent take me seriously and is trying to ignore me. Ether way Ill try to keep youguys posted

Where u at n what time is it? Yea let her reply if she doesn't pretend like you were going through your messages n you saw 'your friend' wrote that n apologize the same way. Hopefully she replies with arent you young? In which you reply, "well im an adult if thats what you mean and iv alway been into older woman, the ones my age dont do it for me.." shows interest again and that youd like her to show you something if she say ok to the apology she doesn't want it. But u got the bun now, you probably walked around with your hair down so you look like a grimey metal head huh?