I WANT A CAR

I WANT A CAR

CHICKS DIG THE CAR

This is why Supercuck works alone

best robin tbqh

Crippling aspergers is why Superman works alone.

this movie is both shit and gold

Poison Ivy was the only good thing about it desu

I don't care what anyone says Batman and Robin is a fun flick and better than most Batman movies.

>adopting a grown ass man to live in your mansion with you

Gay pride day was yesterday

dat ass

>Directed by

we've been over this today, Alicia Silverstone is the hotty in this movie, Uma thurman has always looked like a middle aged stupid bitch, she's not even attractive

>I'm 14 and I like basic blonde bitches

hahaha, he was referring to the previous movie there. So clever, Goldsman.

Dubs for truth.

Silverstone allegedly kept pissing her costume though.

Prime Silverstone was awesome. And that comes from a guy who had one of his first faps on Aerosmith's "Crazy" video (which admittedly doesn't mean that much since MTV kept playing that video all throughout the 90s)

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>those strings holding up batmans cape

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>Silverstone allegedly kept pissing her costume though.

that's the hottest thing i've heard all week

All batsuits should have nipples.

>Nnon opened Batman & Robin just to deliver a lewd screencap to another user
Cute.

I'm surprised that anyone but me still has this movie on their hdd though.

It's decided! Alicia wins, goddamn what a qt

I have all the batman movies on my hd

Agreed to disagree lad.

Which is your favorite?

Batman Returns cause we had it on VHS and I watched it all the time

YOU GOTTA ADMIT I PLAY THIS STINKING CITY LIKE A HARP FROM HELL

>Affleck Batman has to work alone because Mr. MOMS GONNA FREAK killed his Robin.

POETRY

BATFLECK BTFO

Better than Jared Leto, at least

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>Silverstone allegedly kept pissing her costume though.

Before

After

turning a blue dildo into a black dildo doesn't make it less of a dildo

What the fuck, his cape is attached to his thighs?

I prefer Baman & Robin to the Burton movies. At least BAtman & Robin is a fun parody of the 66 show. The Burton movies aren't Batman.

It wasn't suppose to be a parody. It was suppose to be a movie that would lead up to two sequels, one where Robin becomes Nightwing, and another with Harley Quinn and the Scarecrow.

>Ivy Thurman will never suspend you from her ceiling with vines
>she will never acrobatically sling her way up and start fondling your body with her incredible feet
>she will never spritz some kind of neurotoxin into your eyeballs so that you can't resist
>you will never germinate her blossoms

but wait, there's more

>maggie gyllenhall will never squirrel your cum into her cheek for later use

>michelle pfeifer will never let you rub her pussy

>something something ICE TO BEAT YOU off

Looks like a tranny

>people wonder why this movie was over the top and flamboyant

SUIT ME UP UNCLE ALFRED!

Schumacher is gay and did model her on drag queens

With the right director and script, Clooney could have been a good Batman. Though I'd argue as passable to decent as Forever was, Schumacher already had steered the ship into an iceberg.

;_;

Batgirl was one of my favorite characters.
I had a huge crush on Alicia Silverstone ever since Clueless.

Somehow this film did nothing for me and it was a disgusting disappointing turd in my eyes.

>tfw rubber lips