It's gonna be very satisfying watching this white male power fantasy shit flop

It's gonna be very satisfying watching this white male power fantasy shit flop.

>Directed by David Yates
>hunky shirtless male centre stage
>Margot Robbie flashing her somewhat attractive features
It'll do decent enough

How can it be THE CURRENT YEAR and studios are STILL making movies with WHITE MALE leads?

Don't worry user, I'll pay to see it and strongly recommend it, even if I hate it :^)

What are you talking about? There's a black guy on the poster with him

>He thinks this is a new movie and not a retelling of a story as old as dirt

Yea, user, they sure crafted the perfect buzzword buzzword power fantasy this time.

this

>Live action Tarzan
>not being able to see muscle man butt
>not being able to see visible bulge
I hate it for the simple fact that he is wearing pants and not a loincloth. He was already nude in True Blood I don't see the problem.

>samuel l jackson's name right next to skarsgard's on the poster
>skarsgard standing in front of a gorilla on the poster
subtle, i like it

Haven't seen the movie but in the one of the trailers he's shown going toe-to-toe with a fully grown male Chimpanzee. I'm no expert but wouldn't the chimp easily win no matter how strong the guy is?

It was a power fantasy back then and it's still one now.

you think theres gonna be a phill collins song in the movie?

Does he have a big dick?

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>parents die
>raised in jungle
>no one to relate to
>finally meet people
>can't relate to them. They can't relate to you
>alone in the world because of how you were raised
>you're looked at like a "legend" the same way carnival-goers look at freak show acts like "performances"

Quite the power fantasy.

Explain how that's a bad thing.

All the trailers for this movie seem like it's a sequel to another movie I never saw. Anyone else get that feeling?

>David Yates
>flop

he's white. how big could it possibly be?

Bend over and find out.

>On August 12, 2012, swimmer Michael Phelps was reportedly in talks to join the film to play lead as his debut to showbiz career.[35] On November 7, 2012, the studio was eyeing Tom Hardy, Henry Cavill and Charlie Hunnam to play the title role in the film.[4][36] On November 14, 2012, Alexander Skarsgård was added to the cast by the choice of director Yates, he'll play the title role

based yayes not picking Michael fucking Phelps, a manlet, a bad actor, or a manlet and bad actor

He fought a gorilla in the book. It's really not that realistic.

WHITE SUPREMACY IS OVER

Curious how I can get a body like that by the end of the summer

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but user there is a white male its ME-SAAG-ONY.

It takes place after he moves to England.

Body switching move like Captain Ginyu.