I turned 18 today

I turned 18 today.
I am going to get drunk.
Alone.
In my room.
Parents sleeping.
Drinking their vodka.
Might study whilst drunk.
Might not.

We'll see.

Night, Sup Forumstards

go fuck some sluts in a bar instead.
you can drink vodka there too.

Happy Bday user.
Post pics of vodka drinking progress.
I just finished my first bottle of wine for tonight.

>>Might study whilst drunk.

A waste of a buzz. Pace your intake, too.

Happy birthday user.

fake

i feel this user
only i didnt spend my 18th birthday drinking
i spent it gaming
help me

Thank you.

Fuck you OP. Samefag whoring for clicks.
I hope you fuck a child and get caught.

not OP, but the other guy.
fuck off.
pic related.

'Not OP'
>is OP

Lol, what the fuck, OP?
This desperate?

My throat burns and I am drunk and lonely.
Gimme a break.

>11 posts
>6 posters
Something's fishy here.

gee OP why are you such a fucking loser?

pro tip: kys.

My point exactly.
This is my 4th post.
The other spares areOP who's hands don't look like an 18 year olds.

>The hands of a tired degenerate.
Creased and worn

Well its only been half an hour since i turned 18 and i am in europe, so i am not 18 in america yet cause of timezones you know.
probably why my hands are so small.

All I'm saying is, your hands
>They've clearly handled years of different dicks.
Years...

Dicks?
I have only handled two dicks in my lifetime.
My own and my cousins.

So not a lifetime...

Literally a lifetime.

But i'll let that pass.

Also plZ op. Stop projecting so hard, you clearly turned 18 a Long time ago!!

What am I projecting?
My birthdate was November 26th 1998 - 00:30
So I am 18 years old in Europe now.

Good for you.

In the burka controlled countries that don't mean jack. No drinks ever

In Germany that don't mean jack. Drinks from a kiddie age

You could have been born anywhere anywhen.

You're simply projecting a general idea held by the Sup Forums masses to get clicks.

I'm calling you out.

Old man.

Sure you are gramps.

Keep telling me that, I believe you ;)

also drunk mi mans. how undoin

Drink less and learn to type.

you spend it gaming,i spent my 18th birthday eating cake with my grandparents

Op here.
I emptied the entire bottle of vodka.
Two things are gonna happen.
1) My stepfather will bust me and either kick me out or force me to pay for another bottle (fair enough)
2) I am going to die - it's 1 litre of 50% in one hour.

Good years, with you, Sup Forumsros.

You will just get knocked out, that all.

Eat pills if you wanna get blind or die.

Ur gay

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Finlandia does not have 50%. 37.5%, maybe 40% in easter europe. OP is a fag and has no idea about alcohol.

BTW. the text on the bottle is in english, so a britbongfag identified

Not British.
Norwegian.
Pic very related.

>his parents still buy vodka

Hows it feel to be a bastard child that ruined 2 consenting adults party lifestyle?

How you gonna get drunk off that? It looks like just enough to piss me off. 2/10 wouldn't bother. Happy b'day though.

You hope he fucks a child? sick fuck

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