HALT, THERE ARE ILLEGAL DUBS GOING THROUGH THESE PARTS, SINGLES MAY PASS. DUBS ARE ARRESTED!

HALT, THERE ARE ILLEGAL DUBS GOING THROUGH THESE PARTS, SINGLES MAY PASS. DUBS ARE ARRESTED!

nothing to see here, my dude

DUBS BELONG TO THE NORDS

i dint do nuffin wrong offcer

Sup, my name is criminal scum. Have a nice day.

M'aiq has no dubs here

die imperial scum

FUCK YOU IM STEALING EVERYTHING NOT NAILED DOWN COME AT ME CUNT

Just passing by sir

You'll never get me

this khajit will tell you where the argonians hide their dubs if you give me moon sugar

no dubs here m'lord

I, stongon beachmoist; the skunk of tweeting would NEVER carry dubs! No really, NEVER!

if we get trips do we get a life sentence?

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dubs, what dubs?

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I have no such dubs!

GET DOWN ON THE GROUND

*shuffles away mumbling about a previous quads thread*

check em m'lord

What dubs?

Immediate execution!

YOU THERE! STOP!

Fuck off, you'll never get me

Bruh

Pay your fine or its jail time for you

Shit.....

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WE HAVE A REPEAT OFFENDER

Double sentence for you!

Faggot

By order of the King, let me pass

HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK MOTHER FUCKER

this is a get thread now

Faggot

we're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon,

Halt! I'm the king! I order you to let this man pass!

I'm innocent!

IMPOSTOR!

eat shit

i swear im innocent

The king is an illegal! EXECUTE HIM!!!

by the nine divines stay on the road.

im out dis bitch

Shit sun

>RESIST ARREST

Stop right there criminal scum!

I am mr. Crow and you won't stop me.

Not even with this fence.

Can I volunteer to be the new king?

HALT!

My God...

There's a fence! what do we do now?

Cuck

Nothing to see here.

Resist Arrest

Hmmmm...as much as you make me angry, you shall pass...

Nothing to see here, Guard.

You are free to go.

Stop right there faggot!

STOP RESISTING

STOP RIGHT THERE FAGGOT!!

IMPOSTER! YOU ARE NO IMPERIAL!

GET ON THE GROUND

AN IMPOSTOR!
GUARDS!!!

Fuck off, iron clad nigger. I'm here on emperor's orders.

Pay fine

An illegal disguised as a guard? Send this illegal to the lava pit!!!

Sprints through checkpoint flicking the guard middle finger

King Nigger shall pass

But what will you do with my trips?

To the pits of Oblivion with you, Imposter Scum!

Citizen

Get the fuck out of my way

Resist arrest

I order every illegal to kill every nigger imperial on sight!

well, going home now...

You shall pass...

You're a cuck fuckin guard. Let me through

Let me pass, good sir.

I need to find more children for uh, purposes.

Oh great and noble man of the city watch let me pass!

Get out of my way!

I'm in a hurry.
*sprints through

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u too? we should go together..

DEAT TO KING AND HIS FAMILY!!!

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HALT NIGGER!!!

No dubs here officer

stop right there criminal scum you violated my mother

roll

KILL THE KING AND HIS FAMILY

all legal here sir

NO. Fuck off!!

*runs faster

Suck my cock Sir

Gotta go fast!

Dont even look me in the eyes guard I aint got time faggot outta my way.

I'll blow you if I can pass...?

Fuck the oblivion police.

Donald Drumpf here, let me through! I will build a wall to keep the dirty Nords out!!!